Some asshole in the left lane tried to let someone cross the street even though they'd be letting them cross a street that had two lanes, and neither of them would know if someone was coming down the right lane. In all 3 cases, that someone was me. I couldn't fucking believe it.

My theory is that this 9/11 stuff has people so worked up that they want to be a "hero" by doing any little niceness any time they can today, and that's why they're driving like homocidal faggots.

Thanks CNN. Thanks Fox.