"What? It's just an internet thing. You wouldn't understand. Well... okay, basically we're psychologically torturing this struggling comedian and watching him lose his mind and documenting it every step of the way - yeah, see I fucking told you. Don't ask me about my business next time."
Why doesn't he save everyone the embarrassment and just commit to his role as trophy wife? I'm convinced he's too profoundly stupid to even contemplate suicide, let alone execute it properly.
What I mean is they look like twitter DMs? They normally have a timestamp of each reply. I’m thinking Matarese did a photoshop of all this. Don’t reply him anymore as it could be used as evidence against you.
Yeah I thought of that. I sent one vague reply saying i'm not responsible for anything other than the pahdkest and I don't know/give a fuck who's doing anything else.
This faggot's wife pays the bills anyways. The only reason she isn't divorcing him is because she'd have to split half of her assets with his broke ass.
That second email is a vague random threat. What does that have to do with you? The videos get hundreds of views but it's your fault for creating satire? He's blaming you for 'stirring up the pot' and inspiring people to come after him?
He's really clueless. But totally not 'thin skinned'.
I did originally use a picture hosting site 'imagur' but figured you'd want the original email unedited so figured i'd save as pdf. Anyway the 'imagur' links are in the thread.
Dude are you a fucking pedophile? I’m not saying you definitely are, but you didn’t say that you aren’t even once in that statement, so now I just don’t know what to think.
Yeah, I don't think this is cool either. It's one thing to impersonate Roland and book a guest on a show, or make funny videos, and another to straight up be an asshole and try to cost someone whatever tiny, failure of a pathetic 30 years of useless experience income they can get.
On the surface, no question, but there's no denying that fewer Joe Matarese gigs is for the greater good.
Also, he's gotta get it through his Silver Linings Gabbagoosh that all roads lead to him leaving "showbiz" and getting a real job, anyway. Hastening that realization will ultimately save Joe and his family months, if not years, of heartache, futility, and shame.
For all we know, his wife is funding this operation. She should at least be encouraging it.
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1 shickadantz 2017-11-01
He is unravelling before our eyes
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-11-01
slow train comin'
1 RBuddCumia 2017-11-01
Tss what are you Bob Dylan or somethin?
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-11-01
brother mouvzone from the wire
1 TriangleDimes 2017-11-01
"What? It's just an internet thing. You wouldn't understand. Well... okay, basically we're psychologically torturing this struggling comedian and watching him lose his mind and documenting it every step of the way - yeah, see I fucking told you. Don't ask me about my business next time."
1 ok_to_sink 2017-11-01
My wife asks me what I’m laughing at and say “Opie and Anthony Reddit”. She knows that we’re retarded and not to ask anymore.
1 DrSteveChipperson 2017-11-01
"is that the chip people?"
1 dmix 2017-11-01
Yeah, it's just harmless fun on Reddit. We're all totally normal, functioning people. No one's lives are being affected by our boredom.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-11-01
Yeah totally haha
1 Blink-Blink 2017-11-01
God bless.
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-11-01
How's she been?
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-11-01
Your wife is your Scott Shannon.
1 ok_to_sink 2017-11-01
I wish.
1 ghenghisJawn 2017-11-01
It's a beautiful thing.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-11-01
He's so fucking dumb that I almost feel bad. Almost.
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-11-01
Whoever is doing this should start asking Club Owners if he they can spare some adderrral
1 Moveinslience 2017-11-01
It's just a matter of time before he necks himself
1 ElectricHellKnight 2017-11-01
His wife will re-marry before he's even had his funeral.
1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-11-01
Why doesn't he save everyone the embarrassment and just commit to his role as trophy wife? I'm convinced he's too profoundly stupid to even contemplate suicide, let alone execute it properly.
1 BoongChook 2017-11-01
I’m not buying that those are real. Why are there no time stamps on the messages?
1 porsalin 2017-11-01
I don't know what to tell ya - I mean if it helps here it is sitting in my inbox and here it is opened
1 BoongChook 2017-11-01
What I mean is they look like twitter DMs? They normally have a timestamp of each reply. I’m thinking Matarese did a photoshop of all this. Don’t reply him anymore as it could be used as evidence against you.
1 porsalin 2017-11-01
Yeah I thought of that. I sent one vague reply saying i'm not responsible for anything other than the pahdkest and I don't know/give a fuck who's doing anything else.
1 dmix 2017-11-01
Is his name on GMail really "joe matarese" in lowercase? Such a professional.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-11-01
Thx.. that original site is horrible on mobile
1 porsalin 2017-11-01
I see what you mean about the time stamps. Also this looks fishy
1 BoongChook 2017-11-01
I knew it! The prick photoshopped this! Him trying to play the victim sickens me. My hatred for him just went up a notch.
1 porsalin 2017-11-01
This should have its own post
1 BoongChook 2017-11-01
Done.
1 theviceroy37 2017-11-01
Fuck you faggot
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-11-01
He took too much Adderall and had to use all the energy somehow.
1 bosstop3837 2017-11-01
This faggot's wife pays the bills anyways. The only reason she isn't divorcing him is because she'd have to split half of her assets with his broke ass.
1 Morons_comment 2017-11-01
Joe mater-alimony
1 Cletus_Van_Dam 2017-11-01
boo
1 Morons_comment 2017-11-01
What are ya a ghost or sumthin?
1 I-take-beast-shits 2017-11-01
You’re a day late Halloween was yesterday sir
1 DeathChron 2017-11-01
You ever get it where the haters are trying to cancel your gigs... anyway
1 OpiesTitDoctor 2017-11-01
Happens to me all the time.
1 OpiesInnerCircle 2017-11-01
Can't see this on my work PC. Damn it.
1 iHaveOpieTits 2017-11-01
Can you put these into an imgur album? This site isn't showing up properly on my tablet, when I try to zoom in or out it gets wonky as fuck.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-11-01
"It's a photo hosting site, called 'Imgur...'"
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-11-01
"IMAGER"
1 iHaveOpieTits 2017-11-01
Is that not how you pronounce it?
1 theropers 2017-11-01
...is it not pronounced "imager"? Am I finding out I'm stupid?
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-11-01
I have no idea I just wanted to quote Joe Sweatpants
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-11-01
Ol' Mall-Walker Shoe Cumia
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-11-01
Those white trainers are hilarious
1 war-admiral 2017-11-01
~fuck~ Your honour, I didn't want to bring up Reddit,,,
1 porsalin 2017-11-01
Sure buddy here ya go
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-11-01
Thx.. that original site is horrible on mobile
1 age_of_cage 2017-11-01
it's horrible on desktop too, dunno wtf OP was thinking
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-11-01
He's too busy doing his joe Matarese impression in the bathroom mirror
1 iHaveOpieTits 2017-11-01
Lmao, thanks man.
1 uralldiseased 2017-11-01
don't be silly that would kill all credibility
1 turnthemaround 2017-11-01
Somehow this is funnier because you’re not even in USA. It’s international hating going
1 LarryKleist711 2017-11-01
"I could give two shots if people make jokes about." That means you care, Joe. Dummy.
1 porsalin 2017-11-01
There's some more in another email here and here
1 dmix 2017-11-01
That second email is a vague random threat. What does that have to do with you? The videos get hundreds of views but it's your fault for creating satire? He's blaming you for 'stirring up the pot' and inspiring people to come after him?
He's really clueless. But totally not 'thin skinned'.
1 illydelph 2017-11-01
Joe was definitely the one trying to sign into your Google account.
1 Belchides 2017-11-01
OMG LOL
The guy is in comedy for 30 years and he has to personally get gigs as opposed to having an agent and manager do it.
Jesus Christ the amount of texts he sends to club owners makes him look so desperate.
Porsalin, use imgur next time. Thanks.
1 porsalin 2017-11-01
I did originally use a picture hosting site 'imagur' but figured you'd want the original email unedited so figured i'd save as pdf. Anyway the 'imagur' links are in the thread.
1 Belchides 2017-11-01
Thank you for your service, Limey
Hey is that really his email? I wanna see if I can talk to God himself.
1 porsalin 2017-11-01
Yeah I mean it's pretty easy to find so it's not like I'm doxxin the guy
1 Belchides 2017-11-01
Thanks m8
1 boring_oneliner 2017-11-01
*daxxxin tha guyyyyy
1 --DC-- 2017-11-01
Not that big of a deal anyhow. TACS showed it a while ago onscreen.
1 Belchides 2017-11-01
Hes a "successful" comedian. I shouldnt be able to contact him by email.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-11-01
He's not succesful in any sense of the word
1 Belchides 2017-11-01
You try getting on AGT and failing miserably in front of millions. Not that easy.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-11-01
That's true I guess he has some talent after all
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-11-01
Do you say "hey it's joe maaatarese" all day to yourself?
1 illydelph 2017-11-01
Dude are you a fucking pedophile? I’m not saying you definitely are, but you didn’t say that you aren’t even once in that statement, so now I just don’t know what to think.
1 porsalin 2017-11-01
I am NOT a pedophile.
1 martigan99 2017-11-01
You're gonna have to confirm that on tv in front of a judge.
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-11-01
Confirming it one time only should be enough though?
1 porsalin 2017-11-01
I'll do it fourteen times just in case
1 Al_Pacinos_Wig 2017-11-01
I liked the PDF format.
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-11-01
Will you kill your kid too?
1 DrSteveChipperson 2017-11-01
no Idea who this guy is. I'm just waiting for the sub to stop cause
1 Belchides 2017-11-01
Wait for it to refuel at the next port.
1 PeachyCheekz99 2017-11-01
I didn't either a few months ago and was similarly waiting for it to stop but then I started following it. It's worth it m8
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-11-01
You keep making jokes about Adderall And see the crowd not laugh at all
1 TriangleDimes 2017-11-01
The fact that he says "hey it's me Joe Matarese" is so fucking funny
1 dmix 2017-11-01
And the real Joe Matarese said
"I'm not really as thin skinned as it appears, but people are taking shots and [at?] my wife and kids ..."
1 PretzlKing 2017-11-01
thinned skinned
1 dmix 2017-11-01
True, he did say thinned skinned.
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-11-01
Goddamn, the guy trying to get the gigs cancelled is pretty brilliant. Such a simple method.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-11-01
'ah no proaablim. everyone knows im in cahoots with poooorsalin.'
1 Opesterino 2017-11-01
again what fucking gigs. his wife better up the meds as he is losing his mind. serves him right, should have happened a long time ago.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-11-01
I really hate Joe Matarese but pretending to be him and getting his gigs cancelled is kind of fucked up.
2 iSOBigD 2017-11-01
Yeah, I don't think this is cool either. It's one thing to impersonate Roland and book a guest on a show, or make funny videos, and another to straight up be an asshole and try to cost someone whatever tiny, failure of a pathetic 30 years of useless experience income they can get.
1 porsalin 2017-11-01
Yeah that's some hardcore shit
1 dmix 2017-11-01
Yeah, it's not like he's playing in a shitty U2 cover band or something.
1 joomommyhappy 2017-11-01
On the surface, no question, but there's no denying that fewer Joe Matarese gigs is for the greater good.
Also, he's gotta get it through his Silver Linings Gabbagoosh that all roads lead to him leaving "showbiz" and getting a real job, anyway. Hastening that realization will ultimately save Joe and his family months, if not years, of heartache, futility, and shame.
For all we know, his wife is funding this operation. She should at least be encouraging it.
Uhuru!
1 David_Tosk 2017-11-01
Would you feel bad if he did kill himself, like he talked about?
1 aPersonStranded 2017-11-01
"thinned skinned" the fucking retard...
1 martigan99 2017-11-01
Wow guys we have proof that a least one Joe Matarese fucks kids.
1 aRTie02150 2017-11-01
I hope whoever is cancelling his gigs doesn't go to Walmart to steal a Vizio soundbar. It's been proven to be a bad idea.
1 OpiesInnerCircle 2017-11-01
Dude - I can't even read these. Can you post them a different way?
1 porsalin 2017-11-01
Sorry man try here
1 Belchides 2017-11-01
Hes a "successful" comedian. I shouldnt be able to contact him by email.
1 Belchides 2017-11-01
You try getting on AGT and failing miserably in front of millions. Not that easy.
1 Belchides 2017-11-01
Wait for it to refuel at the next port.
1 porsalin 2017-11-01
I am NOT a pedophile.
1 PeachyCheekz99 2017-11-01
I didn't either a few months ago and was similarly waiting for it to stop but then I started following it. It's worth it m8