Chris Benoit is in studio today!

13  2017-11-01 by lolercakesmcgee

17 comments

It took my brain a while to remember who he was and that he was dead, because thats how much of a fuck i allow my brain to give about wrestlers. God same stinks

The flying headbutt was perhaps the most retarded wrestling move of all time. Also, he sent text messages to his friends to take care of his dogs, meanwhile he was strangling his wife and child.

Life is all about priorities.

Ducks in a row

"of course I'll give Billy a hug for you. also please feed Toby and Rascal. thx"

Harley Race, who is genuinely a real-life badass, created the move. However, he did it from the second turnbuckle, and held his hands out to break the fall. Benoit, however, did it from the top turnbuckle, LEAPING, and let his head break the fall, like a fucking idiot. Since the murder, Harley has said many times he regrets ever creating the move.

Funny side note, his buddy, Dean Malenko, created the Crippler Crossface, which Benoit "borrowed" from him as his finisher. Obviously Dean doesn't want it back.

youre literally a fag for knowing this useless information. you must love j&s and all those faggot rasslers i hear they have on the show.

No, Jim is an indecisive waste and Sam is an obsessive douchebag.

I don't follow WWE - in fact, I find them very stupid - but the history of the industry is very fascinating, and the old territory stuff I do like reading stories on because of how fucking crazy they were. Judge if you want, I don't give a fuck. Pecka.

he killed himself in a very unusual way. he used some kind of an exercise machine rope/chain as a noose, then used the other end of it to pull on an enormous amount of weights. when he let it go, it broke his neck immediately.

It's called the "suburban guillotine".

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You're doing Edgar wrong

I'll go dry my teeth and give it another go

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Liar.