Anyone who says partner instead of girlfriend/boyfriend should be pinched

53  2017-11-01 by redtheftauto

A little blue, but it's a big pet peeve of mine

43 comments

And guyfriend/ladyfriend as well.

This one actually makes sense though because there are people you date/go out with to do things with/bang but you aren't in a committed relationship

All socially coerced newspeak terms are fucking annoying. Whenever I hear them used I feel microagressioned out of my safe-space by the patriarchy into state of systemic verbally-violent hate-speach that I then feel a need to unpack.

True but I think it might have a place for some people. I ran into an ex and she asked me if I met her "partner". I asked if she turned gay. She laughed and said she uses the word partner because she feels like a loser using the term "boyfriend" when she is 45. She said it has less of a "my life didn't turn out/loser" vibe.

Any faggot who comes to the subreddit of a radio show that died 3 years ago to complain about shit like this should be pinched

Is light hearted fun not allowed anymore?

Ask Opie

I loved in the presidential campaign when Tim kaine referred to himself as Hillary's " right hand person". Yuck. This eunuch couldn't even refer to himself as a man.

I call my lover "sweetie" and she always replies "Dad, no!"

Mines' the Project Manager AND treasurer!

Run.

Hi, this is insert her name here

Aww that's sweet. I wonder who in the rotation is her best fuck, though.

Is light hearted fun not allowed anymore?

I call my babe my "braphog"

Tss YEAH I call my girlfriend the fawkin' "bitch with my cum drippin out her shit cutter" or sumphin'

You didn't have to Chip bail, that was funny

OK Jim. Keep busting out those original thoughts.