Joe Matarese Thinks He Can Wait Us Out

63  2017-10-31 by tunisianknifer

41 comments

I want so badly to tell people the saga of Joe...but know body would know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Honesty I barely know who you're talking about.

You heard him gang.. let's get his blue check mark removed

I don't know why this isn't the top of the list for this sub.

The holy grail is actually getting Opie's verified status revoked. That would accelerate his narcissistic spiral into madness even faster.

1 year of reddit gold to whoever gets Opie's checkmark removed

a whole month to stockpile material

Does he really think he is worth the effort of making sure its his real account

you guys should make like 19 more fake accounts

^ fbi

"oh thank god we know it's the real joe matarese."

-no one

  • Wife's divorce lawyer

The worst thing he could possibly do is stop tweeting.. now ONLY the imposters will be out there and his own page will be inactive

What a retard

Joe is like Artie without the talent. Like Andy Dick, but a bigger faggot. Like Opie Hughes... but... actually yeah he's exactly like Opie Hughes.

Good idea Joe, just wait out the subreddit with 915 active users for a show on a dying medium that hasn't existed since 2014 and hasn't been relevant since 2003.

Little does he know this sub never forgets

It worked for Joe Derosa...

Joe, you're probably reading this so I'll give you some advice. If you want everyone to get off your case you have a few options:

  1. Make fun of yourself.
  2. Shit on Opie.
  3. Quit comedy and spend time with your family.

Nothing else will work. People here still make threads shitting on throwaway comments Opie made in 2001.

As for #3, did you know his wife is a doctor?

WOW! An MD?!

Dang, she must make buttloads. What a tremendous status symbol, to be married to an actual doctor! They don't grow on trees, ya know.

They don't suffer fools lightly either so that means Joe is incredibly smart!

THIS GUY SHITS HIS PANTS IN PUBLIC... SKAT MAN JOE THEY CALL HIM

WHO FUCKIN CARES

Yeah, he can't because he actually has a life unlike any of you fucking pathetic losers.