Mel Gibson rules

362  2017-10-31 by guitardude1201

100 comments

I worked crew on sets a for a while out here and knew a lot of crew guys, Mel was one of those dudes you never heard a bad thing about. Fun to work with, happy to be on set, would have a beer on the grip truck after the shoot with the fellas. (Probably a few too many on more than one occasion. Long drive back to Malibu..)

He won me over with his jacuzzi blowjob rules. This is just icing.

What a fucking god on Earth.

He really did deserve to get blown before the jacuzzi.

The house will burn otherwise

Patrice's commentary during this period was among his best work.

Mel Gibson rules

At least you know where the fuck you stand with Mel.. it's blowjob first.. then jacuzzi!!

Hates Jews, niggers, faggots, and whores, how can one man be such a hero?

Bob is the real hero from stranger things herpppp

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He doesn't hate niggers. He had one as a partner for years.

But he got too old.

A hero walks among us.

The one we need, but don't deserve.

I thought it was sweet that Mel reached out to Britney Spears when she was losing her marbles about ten years ago. Not being a creep, just being a good neighbor:

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/14/britney-spears-return-mel-gibsons-favor.html

God, I hope he really said that.

shitty jacuzzi joke

Insert clever reference

Username checks out 🤣😂😂😘

They seem to love hipster irony but hate the mocking of said hipster irony.

I need a mel Gibson wallpaper, he's my new god

Is there any way to make him Vice President?

Fuckin Road Warrior, nigga

Holy shit I love Mel Gibson now

Mel likes it up the ass

Mel loves a good rogering

Boss niggas do boss shit

May I use this time to say "Get the Gringo" is one of my guilty pleasures.

“Payback” is my guilty pleasure. The guy just makes entertaining films.

it's one of the better action movies i've seen recently

Man, I thought I'm the only one who likes it. That shit is dope!

I loved that movie.

Is that the "Mel in a Mexican prison" movie from a few years back? That was pretty good.

Check out Blood Father too.

blood father was fantastic

Not sure why you would say it’s a guilty pleasure. It’s a good movie

Apacolypto is one of the greatest movies ever.

I remember Robert Duvall said something like it was the best movie he'd seen in over 25 years. Even Spike Lee said it's one of the absolute best movies of all time.

It's so amazing. And that ambivalence at the end as Jaguar's Paw sees this Earth shattering and world changing coming of Europeans to his continent yet retreats into the jungle reflects his own with Catholicism. That's why it's such a powerful piece of art for me -- among many other reasons obviously. Mel's own Dad formed his own break away sect of Catholicism because of modernist reforms in Rome. It's really interesting if you're into that stuff.

You’re the gays he was talking about.

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I don't know about all that shit, but it was a good movie.

You seen Braveheart? It was good too.

Braveheart? Never heard of it

For real. Hell of a good movie.

Knowing the man who made it is so balls out insane adds a whole new layer of greatness.

If it were some dork like Frank Darabont or a nerd like David Fincher, it would lose its charm.

Those dweebs make good movies though.

But not ball squeezingly epic monstrosities of cinematic grandeur.

Can get mad at a man that tells it how it is

I think Mel Gibson is definitely the man for all men to look up to in this age of masculine hating, opinion crushing, fag, feminine, paedo culture we live in.

I loved him as Riggs, I worship him as Mel.

This Mel Gibson guy has been preparing for the O&A Power Rankings poll his whole life.

My drinking levels: - High Energy - Argumentative - Impulsive - Sloppy - Blackout - Cumia

Mel Gibson drinking levels: - Fag bashing - Nigger hating - Slut shaming - Buzzed - Saiyan Z Rage articulation - Full circle sober

that's only because you drink cum and mel drinks hard liquor.

I could drink liquor and Mel could drink gasoline, and the results would be the same.

if my grandmother had balls she would've been my grandfather

Hmmm good point. More random facts: people from the UK have really bad teeth. Only faggots listen to Gorillaz. And incels which post in r/mensrights should off themselves.

tell me something i don't know

Based Mel.

The hero we need.

I hate the LGBT community, and anyone who is liberal or weak. There are many "faggots" who fit this description.

But why do people use homosexuality itself as an insult? Why are you proud that you feel loving emotions and sexual attraction towards cunts? Men are superior to women, so why are you bragging that you have affection for the inferior gender?

You love girls, faggot? You want to cuddle them in their pink lingerie and stroke their soft hair? You get sad when they dump you? You care if they think you're cool?

That makes you the faggot. I salute gay men for escaping the vaginal riptide that has consumed so much time and energy from my youth for nothing.

This is the gayest shit I've ever read.

Liking pussy is literally not gay, faggot

I'm arguing that it's gay in the sense that you would call a film or a song gay, you fucking stupid idiot.

Never apologize and blowjob before the Jacuzzi. Mel 2024

Mad Max doesn't take shit, and he's still raking in the millions with his own movie company

I throw this quote around quite often at work: You look like a fucking bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be your fault.

and when Frank Rich violated the eleventh

Anus.

Is Reddit up in arms about this?

"You should just smile and blow me!" This is what began my O&A obsession.

It’s an absolute classic. So lucky they had Patrice that day.

Is there some sort of pro-Mel Gibson non-profit I can donate to? If not, I'll just rent Apocalypto on Amazon again.

Mel Gibson for President 2024.

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

i like these crazy dudes who still make it, their creative output still excels the cookie cutter PC kooks trying to run media

Hmmm good point. More random facts: people from the UK have really bad teeth. Only faggots listen to Gorillaz. And incels which post in r/mensrights should off themselves.