what am i gunna do when i got ninety hundred grand in my pocket and my bookies tryna get me on the phone and i got 13 and a heeelf ounces ah crystal meth in my pahckit and im tryna make it to the show to get paid thirty five hundred daaaahllers so i can call my dealr and get the favor he owes me for the time when i was a long shooooreman and springsteen was up there in 1978
That's a blob fish. Lack of density keeps it above the sea floor so it just floats and eats, floats and eats, all day, every day. Still more ambitious that Opie and less repetitive than Artie.
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1 chickenfan1 2017-10-30
can someone animate this and put his jokes to it?
1 idamnedit 2017-10-30
It has Artie's nose.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-30
Artie doesn't have a nose.
1 xyniphis 2017-10-30
Artie's nose has been in the possession of his mother's youngest brother since Artie was 6 years old.
That lump has Derosa's shoulders though
1 edgars_teeth 2017-10-30
I glanced for maybe two seconds. Can confirm.
1 SavePoonerman 2017-10-30
"So if the ratings drop, they are gonna look and say, What's Different..."
1 TacoTrots 2017-10-30
Put a floppy hat on top of it and give it a bleeding nostril.
1 onemancrimespree 2017-10-30
what am i gunna do when i got ninety hundred grand in my pocket and my bookies tryna get me on the phone and i got 13 and a heeelf ounces ah crystal meth in my pahckit and im tryna make it to the show to get paid thirty five hundred daaaahllers so i can call my dealr and get the favor he owes me for the time when i was a long shooooreman and springsteen was up there in 1978
1 jsmill1 2017-10-30
what the fuck is it? nature can really spit out some duds.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-30
To be fair, this is its decompressed form, looks more normal in the depths it lives in. But fuck fish anyway.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-30
That's a blob fish. Lack of density keeps it above the sea floor so it just floats and eats, floats and eats, all day, every day. Still more ambitious that Opie and less repetitive than Artie.
1 assreaper 2017-10-30
Kinda looks like Roland to.
1 Belchides 2017-10-30
If that thing says "Yeahh it all changed when I called him a pelican" I would believe its Artie
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-30
Artie doesn't have a nose.
1 xyniphis 2017-10-30
Artie's nose has been in the possession of his mother's youngest brother since Artie was 6 years old.
That lump has Derosa's shoulders though