"I don't believe some guy climbed up to a book suppository..." -Sam Roberts

8  2017-10-30 by CordouroyStilts

17 comments

Someone should give HIM a book suppository... preferably an encyclopedia, sideways.

tss yea shove a fawkin doorstoppa where the shit cums out

Burried that fawkin simian sockcucka

truly is Opie-level stupidity

Opie taught him everything he knows...

I was thinking that when nobody addressed it until the caller. Did everyone not hear it? Or know to pretend not to hear it? Especially a word like suppository, Jim would have been all over that.

I think at this point, Jim listens as little as possible. Jim can't riff with Sam's constant Adam Sandler references and knows he won't hear interesting conversation on any topic so he just stays on his phone putting in as little effort as allowed.

and that fawkin follow-up explanation of 'i do it as a joke lolz' was even worse

What does this quote even mean

He meant 'book depository'. He was going on about how he doesn't believe Oswald acted alone.

Turns out Sams father is Private Snowball. That explains alot.

A dumb, soon to be cannon fodder negro educated in the Jim Crow-era South has the same level of book smarts as a privileged white kid from Westchester in the 21st century. Way to go, Mr and Mrs Roberts.

Alright, knock it off

I love when he tried to say it was on purpose

Full metal jacket reference. Don’t be coy.

Sam Vos'berts

Vos may be dumb as dogshit but at least he has jokes