Skateboard with Jason Ellis, or mosh pit with Big Jay Oakerson.

2  2017-10-30 by kangableezy

You can't pick none, you can't pick both.

17 comments

Big Jay, because his sexpoits usually involve at least 1 girl, albeit that cackling wench from The Bonfire. cackle cackle.

Ol' Tranny Voice Christine.

Circle pit with Big Jay to Disturbed.

Rage Against The Elliptical Machine

Get down with the thickness

We already did this bit, everyone, show's over. Return to your homes.

Fool

You don't want to mosh to the "mommy" part in Down with the Sickness?

EW-AH-AH-AH-AH!

Am I riding the same board as Ellis or going at the same time? Vert or street?

Can I ride on Big Jays back like Master did to Blaster?

You're naked dick touching ass on the skateboard going slow.

My dick his ass or reverse?

Reverse.

I'd rather hang with Steve C.

tss yeh or hang yourself right

Oh, Chip, that's not... Uhm....

I don't think I could be around Jason for more than a few minutes without resorting to violence, so it's Jay by default.