half the time they say What then don't respond to anything but never match. a quarter of the time i get them responding to chip literally, and the otber quarter of the time it's an unmatching.
you're a better man than me... I think I would've had to throw that one a fuckin'
The conclusion of this bit should be when you finally match a gal who gets the 'Chip' reference, then you meet her & show us all pictures of her cootah.
I like this bit, but you should probably do something to anonymize these, like black out names and faces. No need to blow up this broad's spot on this terrible little subreddit.
I probably only swiped right to pet your dog. I like spontaneous adventures and being random but I don't msg first. I have a 3 year old son and he is the most important thing in my life.
Why are there two box springs or two mattresses? Also, any bitch taking a photo in her shitty dumpy room will definitely put out. I don't know from experience.
55 comments
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-30
What a prude.
1 Thomas_Daly 2017-10-30
she has the personality of a golden retriever. we let these things vote can you believe it?
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-30
Do they usually respond to being chipped or just un match immediately?
1 ThaChippa 2017-10-30
Oh, oh, hold on, wait... I got somethin' for that... hold on... ahhh...
1 Thomas_Daly 2017-10-30
good bot
1 Thomas_Daly 2017-10-30
half the time they say What then don't respond to anything but never match. a quarter of the time i get them responding to chip literally, and the otber quarter of the time it's an unmatching.
1 ThaChippa 2017-10-30
Fawk ya!
1 Thomas_Daly 2017-10-30
good bot
1 RahnBayngtin 2017-10-30
Still reminds me, RIP /u/PhillyCrewBot!! we all knew how u did it
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-30
I thought the ladies loved chip though,
1 ThaChippa 2017-10-30
Fawk ya, babe!
1 NumeroOtto 2017-10-30
My favorite bit, making women uncomfortable is always funny.
1 Thomas_Daly 2017-10-30
especially when its sexual in nature
1 NumeroOtto 2017-10-30
I just wish you did it more often, but I suppose you gotta fuck some of these Winnipeg 6's
1 Thomas_Daly 2017-10-30
ya the ones i dont chip i get nudes from
1 ThaChippa 2017-10-30
Hey hey hey what's up party people?
1 Thomas_Daly 2017-10-30
talkijg to one right now shes showin me her bubs ill upload gifs if you want
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-30
That'd be nice. It's good to love vicariously through someone now and again
1 Thomas_Daly 2017-10-30
heres a couple for ya pal https://imgur.com/a/cWkV6
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-30
Neat.
Is getting tindr whore nudes that easy?
1 Thomas_Daly 2017-10-30
it is when ya got boyish charm and a big fawkin peckah like me
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-30
Damn. Guess I'll keep at it with the rape
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-30
We remember you fucking that 80 year old. We know all about your baby pean.
1 GullibleGilbert 2017-10-30
Also women that are attractive or only the likes of those in the gif?
1 NumeroOtto 2017-10-30
Gawdamn cuz! bitch got some nice titties, probably shouldn't chip that muug
1 gnomerogan 2017-10-30
The yellow tinged skin from the phone camera light really adds to the cheap dumpy whore effect.
1 CCRed95 2017-10-30
Ive never seen someone fumble with their tits with that level of haphazardness
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-30
#Metoo
1 gnomerogan 2017-10-30
No one is feeling uncomfortable after a few retarded tinder exchanges. Get a new hobby, it's not funny even as an inside joke.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-30
you're a better man than me... I think I would've had to throw that one a fuckin'
The conclusion of this bit should be when you finally match a gal who gets the 'Chip' reference, then you meet her & show us all pictures of her cootah.
1 Thomas_Daly 2017-10-30
if even one would play along i know i got a keeper
1 MattMattMatthew 2017-10-30
Any news with those McDonald’s girls?
1 Thomas_Daly 2017-10-30
look lets not talk about that time i attempted to groom 16 year olds.
1 MattMattMatthew 2017-10-30
16? Dude, they were more likely 14.
1 Thomas_Daly 2017-10-30
Yeah they definitely looked hot but they told me they were really sixteen
1 iHaveOpieTits 2017-10-30
Pics?
1 dmix 2017-10-30
so definitely fourteen, you new?
1 Cullen396 2017-10-30
wait....what
1 Thizzordie010 2017-10-30
Gotta stick with bitches that have dog filters. Those bitches take it right in the fawkin shitter!
1 CompletelyIncorrect0 2017-10-30
I'd suck you pecka any day Thomas.
1 Peckahnator 2017-10-30
Women suck.
1 iHaveOpieTits 2017-10-30
When I read "loves puns" I was hoping this chippin' ended up with Thomas cutting her legs off.
1 ThaChippa 2017-10-30
Fawk ya!
1 CoolerKing37 2017-10-30
"Spontaneous adventures"? Did Anthony write this?
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-30
i hate guys whose lives literally revolve around romance with women.
fucking jack off already or get a steady side slut for booty call, and find something else to dwell on you QUEER
1 brandoniskindadead 2017-10-30
Lol
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-30
Guarantee: she has puffy nips and will require less attention than a normal woman. Because she'll take what she can.
1 holodog 2017-10-30
you piece of shit
1 Jackthejew 2017-10-30
The loudest plane doesn't inspire like the quietest bird
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-10-30
I like this bit, but you should probably do something to anonymize these, like black out names and faces. No need to blow up this broad's spot on this terrible little subreddit.
1 momomike 2017-10-30
every dumb twat on tinder has the same profile. they deserve to be chipped. god’s work, OP
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-30
I probably only swiped right to pet your dog. I like spontaneous adventures and being random but I don't msg first. I have a 3 year old son and he is the most important thing in my life.
1 slothlivesmatter 2017-10-30
Nice thrift store bed set up. Double box springs muthahucka!
1 literalotherkin 2017-10-30
You're still my hero.
1 Thomas_Daly 2017-10-30
i do it for you
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-30
Why are there two box springs or two mattresses? Also, any bitch taking a photo in her shitty dumpy room will definitely put out. I don't know from experience.
1 CCRed95 2017-10-30
Hahahhahaha ive been looking for that CQ tweet quote forever "wipe away eachothers tears and be tender"
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-30
Neat.
Is getting tindr whore nudes that easy?
1 NumeroOtto 2017-10-30
Gawdamn cuz! bitch got some nice titties, probably shouldn't chip that muug
1 gnomerogan 2017-10-30
The yellow tinged skin from the phone camera light really adds to the cheap dumpy whore effect.
1 CCRed95 2017-10-30
Ive never seen someone fumble with their tits with that level of haphazardness