Patton's best acting performance. A phone call with the 911 operator.

53  2017-10-30 by unclepaul84

15 comments

Has Patton always had T-Rex arms?

Patton has something in common with a T Rex: they’re both extremely dangerous killing machines.

With freakishly small arns.

Nah, he got them last week, faggot

seriously were the 911 calls ever released? I swear there's a mountain of evidence just being overlooked if the right detectives got their hands on it

You think just like some murder mystery writer I used to read. It's a shame she's no longer around to investigate her own murder.

Anyone who tried investigating this case has been killed

Ralphie May found some critical evidence at the bottom of a deep-fryer, & look what happened to him.

She entiiiiiiiiiiced me.

I'm so close to busting this case wide open my apartment looks like beautiful mind right now.

Thought all 911 calls were public record, but I wouldn't be surprised if California passed some faggy to make sure no celebrities get mocked like Shatner did.

NPR needs to be defunded

Hello, Wade? It's Patton, I- ah, jeez.

Ugly, smug little lesbian

And we're all just supposed to pretend this man does not have Down syndrome?

You think just like some murder mystery writer I used to read. It's a shame she's no longer around to investigate her own murder.

She entiiiiiiiiiiced me.

I'm so close to busting this case wide open my apartment looks like beautiful mind right now.

Thought all 911 calls were public record, but I wouldn't be surprised if California passed some faggy to make sure no celebrities get mocked like Shatner did.