Opie lies because he's not a genuine person. Just like how he needs to place an iPhone between himself and any real moment, Opie is emotionally retarded. Like a toddler flinging a toy or shitting his pants, Opie acts out so we'll all stop and look at him, if only for a moment.
In a week!? Wouldn't we have heard some lead up in the past month. Perhaps like, opie here just got home from my regular job bout to go for another run, as I'm training to run a marathon at the end of the month. Although now that I think about it opie has been an athlete all his life
I'd have you know that I almost went to the olympics for running once.
I was really good. Like REAALLY good. They tried to recruit me for the national team at one point, but I wanted to focus on radio at that time. It was just too booooring for me to be perfectly honest with ya. But I could have been one of those fawking guys on television, TRUST me.
27 comments
1 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2017-10-30
Hopefully there's a 3rd Tsarnaev brother we don't know about.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-30
Treat yourself, mutha hucka! Ka-boom!
1 joeroganstinyleg 2017-10-30
That’s a no.
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-10-30
The only thing he is running is a twitter account with fake followers and a glaring lack of humor.
1 opieandanthonysuck 2017-10-30
He’s full of shit: https://i.imgur.com/oj34I3E_d.jpg
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-30
Nice.. his 3 remaining fans need to be made aware
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-30
ME: that's the bit!
1 dom6502 2017-10-30
Being pathetic is the bit you dope!
1 helobious1 2017-10-30
Nice username
1 fawwkyeah 2017-10-30
Fucking hilarious, what a fucking dick
1 Applesauceinmypants 2017-10-30
Does he buy his own sports bra or does he dig around in the dirty laundry and hope she doesn't notice one missing?
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-10-30
He hasn't seen his wife in months. He wishes he had someone to share braziers with.
1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-30
But why would you carry a hot coal container with you during a marathon?
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-10-30
Typographical yumah
1 liljoeyk 2017-10-30
I need to focus on Halloween its almost here!!!
1 satanssockpuppet 2017-10-30
He meant to say he was "ruining" it by being there.
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-10-30
Again he says he's focusing on Halloween. I dont have a guess as to what that might mean
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-10-30
ME: I gotta figure out what kind of fawkin' candy to buy. Where we at with da candy? Ya got your Snickers, your Kit Katsss....
1 lemskroob 2017-10-30
you cant just run the NYC marathon. You have to pre-qualify by finishing other races first.
1 turdthief2 2017-10-30
Opie lies because he's not a genuine person. Just like how he needs to place an iPhone between himself and any real moment, Opie is emotionally retarded. Like a toddler flinging a toy or shitting his pants, Opie acts out so we'll all stop and look at him, if only for a moment.
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-10-30
gaaaaadamn better get a fukkin sports bra on that MUG.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-10-30
Oprah Winfrey ran it in 4 hours 30 minutes, so he has her time to beat.
1 SibHashian13 2017-10-30
In a week!? Wouldn't we have heard some lead up in the past month. Perhaps like, opie here just got home from my regular job bout to go for another run, as I'm training to run a marathon at the end of the month. Although now that I think about it opie has been an athlete all his life
1 Skip4play 2017-10-30
Water aerobics.
1 theRealOpieraqio 2017-10-30
I'd have you know that I almost went to the olympics for running once.
I was really good. Like REAALLY good. They tried to recruit me for the national team at one point, but I wanted to focus on radio at that time. It was just too booooring for me to be perfectly honest with ya. But I could have been one of those fawking guys on television, TRUST me.
1 jwtruth 2017-10-30
he isn't, Period!!! That douche always claims he was a "runner" in high school just more lies from tits
1 jwtruth 2017-10-30
all the faggot does is ride his gay bike
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-30
Treat yourself, mutha hucka! Ka-boom!