Not a big biscuits in tea fan. A cup of char is good enough on its own, maybe with a sarnie. Dark chocolate digestive dipped in a glass of cold milk - spice.
You can't compare the 2 though. The Philippines are no threat to any country. It's like if a brutal warlord took control of Canada. No one would give a fudge.
Yeah cause i get inbox messages that show you responded to the same comment 2 times because you came back and had some more shit you had to say. Good job trying to make me sound like thrbweird one, faggot.
How apt your idol is a one balled loser who ended up cowardly offing himself and his whore. Be honest with yourself, all you weak faggots yern for is a seemingly strong male figure to cower under for protection and call daddy, pathetic.
Your 'satire' is missing a main ingredient known as humor, unless you mean the premise of an orangutan for a president then I agree, that is quite humorous.
It's why he puts months and months worth of research into his appearances in media. Moore refuses to publicly debate and has turned down quite a large amount of money from Vanity Fair to debate Hitchens on the validity of Fareheint 9/11.
My favorite is in Bowling For Columbine when Moore blames the military industrial complex for causing the massacre.
Unfortunately he isn't really kicking Michael Moore while he's down. His show was a limited run set to last 12 weeks and it did. It wasn't cut short. In other words.. Trump's tweet is Fake News. Sad.
The show would have run 12 months whether it flopped (which it did) or if it was a great success which it wasn't. But if it was a success like all other piloted shows on Broadway it would have kept running for another 12 months. Technically Trump wasn't wrong.
He was wrong. It was a scheduled end of the show run. It wasn't cancelled in the middle of it's run. The show had middling success. It wasn't at the top of the money makers for broadway shows but it also wasn't at the bottom. It ran it's full schedule and wrapped up as planned. Guys like Michael Moore who don't do Broadway for a living don't try to make shows that are lasting 10 years. It was a topical show that only makes sense for a short amount of time.
That's not how it works though if the show had made a ton of money keeps selling seats it would still be on. Hell The Book of Mormon was only scheduled to run for 12 months it's first time. If it had enough success topical shows can definitely alter scrip to stay relevant. There was a show about Bush two around 2003 that did this every year to stay topical the show ran for four years I think. Even none-topical shows alter their script to stay relevant if they run long enough. The point is it didn't have enough success to do any of these things.
So his show ended as scheduled and that's him being shut down? You are presuming that Michael Moore would want to continue doing his Broadway show about the 2016 election for another year. He made a deal to do the show for a set amount of time and that's what he did. His show wasn't cancelled after a month like what happens with a lot of shows that actually do Bomb. Trump is wrong about what happened. The show was critical of him so he tried to make it sound like Moore's show was cancelled. It wasn't. It did it's full run and then ended like it was supposed to.
The Book of Mormon has a complete cast. It's a show that works in any context. Matt and Trey aren't needed for the show to continue. You write a script and hire actors and then let them go and perform the show as long as it will last. Michael Moore did a one man show about a particular election. It ran it's course. He would have to write a completely new show to continue and that's assuming he would want to even do that. He might have other shit he wants to do (like making movies) so he can't just drift away and let his show go on without him. Him being on stage is the show.
yeah no one saying it got cancelled during its run just not renewed which is just as good as being cancelled. it didn't have the potential to continue like any other successful show regardless of the initial contract would continue if it was a success. Trump is also not wrong about its success during its run time calling it "middling success" it's quite a stretch. You're making an assumption that More wouldn't rewrite the show or continue to make it if someone would hand him fist fulls of cash to do it.
Now please just drop this I don't want people to know I go to Broadway shows and that I'm about 40% faggot.
Well Trump is basically saying the show got cancelled... he is saying it was forced to end... it wasn't. It ended as scheduled. And, like I said, Moore would have to write a completely new show. It would make no sense for him to continue doing a show about the 2016 presidential election during a completely new election cycle with midterms happening. It wouldn't just be changing a few things. It would be an entirely new show and would likely take a while to write considering it would have to come, most likely, after the elections play out. This was never the kind of show that could/would be picked up to continue. It was always the kind of show that ends as scheduled.
He's the envy of every faggot with a little common sense. Him and Putin.
In comparison, my country is run by a full blown homo who had to marry a teacher 30 years his senior (and now looks like a corpse).
Frankly, we're still better off than Germany or Canada.
I quite like drugs and drug dealers. I just like how he doesnt give a fuck, which is so rare these days where everyone is bending over backwards to be a bigger pussy. Backbone is rare. It's a shame it's not being used for something good.
Obviously i don't know jack shit about what's actually going on in the Philipines but i heard from a guy that the chinks have the dealing locked down there and Duterte is just trying to fuck them so he can quietly set up his own shop.
You should try having a full state/province of them like we do in Canada. It's the worst. When I lived in Montreal I met plenty of real French and even they don't really like the Canadian french, so I'm not sure how much I hate them.
But they have a socialist nanny state, but also dislike dangerous illegal immigrants and banned burkas, so they probably have a cool minority subset.
He's the president, he's a fat white billionaire who will live well into his 80's, possibly 90's, and Michael Moore is a fatter, more embarrassing white guy who's greatest achievement is showcasing the original rampage killers.
When Trump sees Michael Moore on TV, he's more pissed about the baseball cap and disrespectful protruding nipples than what comes out of Moore's mouth.
Trump declined to pick John Bolton as his SecState because he didn't like his moustache. He has no problem calling out fags who don't know how to present themselves in public.
The press asked him every election since the 80s if he was going to run and he always responded vaguely, he loved the attention. Considering he couldn't have run Republican, since Bush was incumbent, then Democrat was the only option he could toy with the press.
I personally dont give a shit about "flip-flop" stuff, since both parties are very similar as far as I'm concerned. Especially in 2004 when the republicans were spending money faster than any democrat.
Trump won because he is nothing like any typical candidate. Yes, part of that is posting shit on twitter. Michael Moore is a pathetic leftist blob, and everyone thinks it. Trump posts it and means it. Any other candidate would have some milquetoast take on him.
Every other GOP candidate is the same old phony horseshit we have seen from both sides for decades. Hillary is arguably the most disgusting human being alive today. She is a complete lying fraud, politically whoring herself for decades.
Of course there is some bullshit and shit in Trumps whole campaign. But every time one of these leftist pieces of shit whines about him not being Presidential, or racist, or whatever the fuck....it makes me smile because his winning was simply people rejecting the total horseshit that is every single politician. We have all voted for the same god damned shit heads for decades, and nothing good has come of it.
The fact that he acknowledged it was "not at all presidential" makes it so much funnier. I think if Trump showed just a small amount of self-awareness or self deprecation he'd be able to get away with more and people wouldn't give him as much shit
He LOVES the shit he gets from these retards. He's the fucking President of the United States for the next 7 years, and there's not a goddamn thing they can do about it. Autistic screeching is music to his ears.
Probably, but Growing up seeing "meeting the president" as some big star struck honor and thinking they were just some faggot I finally see what it's like to have that type of respect for them. Sorry for going for the real moment, sniff
The amount of absolute torturous butt hurt in your soul that comes out in this post and likely every time someone supports the president or he says something, will make me get up and vote for him next election.
Not all people think the president would otherwise be doing useful things at all moments either. Plenty of people are cynical about politics and are enjoying him as the face of the white house.
Much like the queen his role really is a much symbolic and about rallying the troops in congress/senate. I'd rather not have a single person ruling a country all via executive order anyway. The less real work = the less authoritative policy making.
Congress is all republican anyway, that's where the real work happens.
He's an actual person with a sense of humor and stuff to say instead of just being a fake PR robot, he's not afraid to fight back, hurt feelings, and play the system in his own genius way and I love it. You're free to your opinion as well.
He has a backbone. No one has the balls to stand for anything anymore. This Moore thing might be small and meaningless but it's says a lot about the man. Especially how obviously taboo it is.
I can see that, I don't mind that stuff, he tells it how he sees it. The position of president was a joke before he got it, but he should really focus on destroying the system and draining the swamp. But he didn't.
And they have to fact check him on it. The New York Times reported that Moore's show actually went its full 12 weeks and closed as planned.
Think about it. Some reporter who spent his entire life trying to get to the top newspaper in the U.S. had to stop whatever they were doing on a Saturday and report and fact check Trump's insult about Michael Moore.
But that's the thing trumps not actually wrong. If the show was good enough and made enough money they would have resigned it. The show would have run 12 months whether it flopped (which it did) or if it was a great success which it wasn't. But if it was a success like all other piloted shows on Broadway it would have kept running for another 12 months. It's not about fake news or fact check thing it's literally semantics.
The point is that it's stupid bullshit that he shouldn't be commenting on. What this dumbass doesn't understand is that his position is supposed to be one of importance and gravity, but he's made it a laughingstock and by extension the United States.
I know a lot of you folks on here love Trump so, whatever - this is a battle I won't lose. However, Idiocracy wasn't a how-to manual.
I would agree with you however if you haven't noticed the past 20 years importance and gravity in a president hasn't been working. The American people don't listen to importance and gravity any longer, all Trump is doing is speaking their language. If Michael More can sway more votes than the actual actions of corrupt politicians you know importance and gravity are dead. it's sad really. Trump's actually speaking their language and it's driving them crazy. In my opinion it's exactly what we need right now.
The executive branch isn't all that powerful anyway. Congress is useless but everyone obsessed about every time Trump takes 2min to tweet out something funny. He's not working 24/7, nor should he.
I think you meant the opposite of what you said. This implies that his bullshit is nowhere near as bad as Trump's. That's a true statement, but I don't believe you meant to say that.
I believe it was quite obvious what I meant given the statement before it. Trump may be full of shit half the time, but he's not nearly as full of shit as Moore. And Moore is making documentaries, not random dumb tweets while taking a shit.
Scott Adams' response to this tweet was awesome. Made me laugh just as much as the tweet did. This truly is the best timeline.
Could you imagine how boring life would be if Hillary had won her "vote for my pussy" campaign? I mean, we'd be at war with Russia, but you could guarentee Weinstein wouldn't have been outed.
I used to hate Trump then I realised am not an American, I detest most things American, their greed, arrogance and ignorance and their demise will probably be good for the world in the long run, so now I kinda enjoy watching him dismantle it piece by piece, Kinda feel sorry for the few decent ones though, so hear hear, hail Trump, the great destroyer.
I quite like drugs and drug dealers. I just like how he doesnt give a fuck, which is so rare these days where everyone is bending over backwards to be a bigger pussy. Backbone is rare. It's a shame it's not being used for something good.
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1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-28
He's more fun than dipping digestive biscuits in tea š
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-28
Chocolate what in the what now?
1 iHaveOpieTits 2017-10-28
Its what faggots call cookies, "biscuits."
1 McGowan9 2017-10-28
Not a big biscuits in tea fan. A cup of char is good enough on its own, maybe with a sarnie. Dark chocolate digestive dipped in a glass of cold milk - spice.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-28
You want me to read you a bedside story too faggot?
1 McGowan9 2017-10-28
No, that's alright. Thought we were bonding here over snack choices. You fuck. Boo hoo.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-28
I'm just tryin to fit in.. I'm sorry ā¹ļø
1 McGowan9 2017-10-28
That's ok. Just never let it happen again. Or it's all over for you, taff.
1 UnemployedOpie 2017-10-28
Nigga is u Charles Dickens
1 McGowan9 2017-10-28
Dickens is overrated. I right betta than him.
1 1073WAAF 2017-10-28
I love a good Dicken's Cider though.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-28
Dickens COFFEE you ignorant rapist!
1 herpacin 2017-10-28
Wait! Wait! Uhhhh why not Charles Cockens?
1 UnemployedOpie 2017-10-28
Fawwwwk
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-28
What's with digestive. Isn't that a given?
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-28
faggot
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-28
Do they have to include the word 'digestive' in the title?
1 MowgliCSM 2017-10-28
I prefer Jaffa Cakes.
1 Anarox 2017-10-28
You top hat wearing cane swiveling colonist limey cunt.
But I do like tea and will try it with chocolate digestive
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-28
I have worn a top hat, at a wedding.. how jealous are you?
1 Anarox 2017-10-28
A little tbh
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-28
By far my favorite president.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-28
Tied with Duterte.
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-28
You can't compare the 2 though. The Philippines are no threat to any country. It's like if a brutal warlord took control of Canada. No one would give a fudge.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-28
tru
1 Belchides 2017-10-28
I like Dueterter but his last name is impossible to spell and pronounce.
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2017-10-28
Du Ter Tay like "Dirtay" hence the nickname Dutarte Harry.
1 CommanderCock 2017-10-28
He claimed he went full helicopter man. He rules.
1 highflyin 2017-10-28
Fucking amazing. "This isn't presidential, but..." is a STFU to all the assholes getting ready to scream "unprofessional!"
I love him like I love no other.
1 OldWestGunslinger 2017-10-28
He really should be. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LlfFYVbPaUE
1 dont_creep 2017-10-28
That half-second pause before he drops the grenade is some top tier shit
1 PaintedPicture 2017-10-28
And he was proven right once again. Megan Kelly gets her own show not about politics and she has horrible ratingz
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-28
I feel the same sort of devotion toward Trump that people must have felt for Hitler (pbuh) in 1933.
May he reign for ten thousand years.
1 Redpens1776 2017-10-28
Trump is hilarious. But, he shouldnāt be in charge of shit. He should be like the queen of England. A just for show figure.
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-10-28
Youāre the queen of England
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-10-28
Buried that faggot.
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-10-28
Heās crying about this sub in the askreddit strange lest subreddit thread. Lol. Queer.
1 Redpens1776 2017-10-28
At least I donāt suck Donald trumps dick like heās the messiah.
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-10-28
Cry more pussy. Itās my favorite.
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2017-10-28
I think you may be looking for r/funny, normie.
1 Redpens1776 2017-10-28
āNormieā YUCK!
1 Anarox 2017-10-28
I think you're looking for /r/4chan / the donald faggot
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-28
When did faggots like you find this place, "pleb?"
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2017-10-28
Strong banter dude.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-28
Thanks for responding to my comment twice, just fucking kill yourself already.
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2017-10-28
I really don't take this site seriously enough to notice who I am responding to. Apparently you do.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-28
Yeah cause i get inbox messages that show you responded to the same comment 2 times because you came back and had some more shit you had to say. Good job trying to make me sound like thrbweird one, faggot.
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2017-10-28
Okay, faggot, what's next?
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2017-10-28
When I started coming on reddit to shitpost and found out my favorite radio show has a subreddit.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-28
Everybody hates you.
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2017-10-28
Do they?
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-28
Yes.
1 Bangunss 2017-10-28
We let a colored be in charge
1 CommanderCock 2017-10-28
Same. He's like my god.
1 Kingcobrac 2017-10-28
How apt your idol is a one balled loser who ended up cowardly offing himself and his whore. Be honest with yourself, all you weak faggots yern for is a seemingly strong male figure to cower under for protection and call daddy, pathetic.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-10-28
Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier buster!
1 hard_to_explain 2017-10-28
Implying Hitler killed himself and didn't ride out his years in southern Brazil
1 Kingcobrac 2017-10-28
Or was it a nazi base on the moon?
1 RichHeads 2017-10-28
What's it like not being able to put your partisan politics aside and get satire?
1 Kingcobrac 2017-10-28
Your 'satire' is missing a main ingredient known as humor, unless you mean the premise of an orangutan for a president then I agree, that is quite humorous.
1 RichHeads 2017-10-28
This response is a great example of not being able to grasp satire, but it's certainly not void of irony.
1 Kingcobrac 2017-10-28
You try to sound smart and you fail miserably, is that you Joe Cumia?
1 ApeNia 2017-10-28
That was Obama.
1 Peckas1 2017-10-28
Hitler was a vegetarian faggot who took life too seriously.
1 Compound_MediaPR 2017-10-28
There's nothing more satisfying than a good gloat while someone's down.
1 ASUSPC 2017-10-28
Especially when that someone is a fat loose skinned hot dog munching asshole like Micheal Moore.
1 breadmoccasin 2017-10-28
He has so much faith in his political leanings that he's lied, constantly, in every film he made (except Canadian Bacon) to back them up.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-28
Everyone has at one point in time. Moore has made a career of it.
1 expedition11g 2017-10-28
It's why he puts months and months worth of research into his appearances in media. Moore refuses to publicly debate and has turned down quite a large amount of money from Vanity Fair to debate Hitchens on the validity of Fareheint 9/11.
My favorite is in Bowling For Columbine when Moore blames the military industrial complex for causing the massacre.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-10-28
He's now accepted that debate. Just name a time and place Hitch.
1 expedition11g 2017-10-28
Peter would destroy him. Period.
1 Anarox 2017-10-28
His grave 2 pm nigga
1 SwollenPeckas 2017-10-28
Speaking of, is our friend Gregg still slowly fading further and further into obscurity?
1 kgt5003 2017-10-28
Unfortunately he isn't really kicking Michael Moore while he's down. His show was a limited run set to last 12 weeks and it did. It wasn't cut short. In other words.. Trump's tweet is Fake News. Sad.
1 RichHeads 2017-10-28
The show would have run 12 months whether it flopped (which it did) or if it was a great success which it wasn't. But if it was a success like all other piloted shows on Broadway it would have kept running for another 12 months. Technically Trump wasn't wrong.
1 kgt5003 2017-10-28
He was wrong. It was a scheduled end of the show run. It wasn't cancelled in the middle of it's run. The show had middling success. It wasn't at the top of the money makers for broadway shows but it also wasn't at the bottom. It ran it's full schedule and wrapped up as planned. Guys like Michael Moore who don't do Broadway for a living don't try to make shows that are lasting 10 years. It was a topical show that only makes sense for a short amount of time.
1 RichHeads 2017-10-28
That's not how it works though if the show had made a ton of money keeps selling seats it would still be on. Hell The Book of Mormon was only scheduled to run for 12 months it's first time. If it had enough success topical shows can definitely alter scrip to stay relevant. There was a show about Bush two around 2003 that did this every year to stay topical the show ran for four years I think. Even none-topical shows alter their script to stay relevant if they run long enough. The point is it didn't have enough success to do any of these things.
1 kgt5003 2017-10-28
So his show ended as scheduled and that's him being shut down? You are presuming that Michael Moore would want to continue doing his Broadway show about the 2016 election for another year. He made a deal to do the show for a set amount of time and that's what he did. His show wasn't cancelled after a month like what happens with a lot of shows that actually do Bomb. Trump is wrong about what happened. The show was critical of him so he tried to make it sound like Moore's show was cancelled. It wasn't. It did it's full run and then ended like it was supposed to.
The Book of Mormon has a complete cast. It's a show that works in any context. Matt and Trey aren't needed for the show to continue. You write a script and hire actors and then let them go and perform the show as long as it will last. Michael Moore did a one man show about a particular election. It ran it's course. He would have to write a completely new show to continue and that's assuming he would want to even do that. He might have other shit he wants to do (like making movies) so he can't just drift away and let his show go on without him. Him being on stage is the show.
1 RichHeads 2017-10-28
yeah no one saying it got cancelled during its run just not renewed which is just as good as being cancelled. it didn't have the potential to continue like any other successful show regardless of the initial contract would continue if it was a success. Trump is also not wrong about its success during its run time calling it "middling success" it's quite a stretch. You're making an assumption that More wouldn't rewrite the show or continue to make it if someone would hand him fist fulls of cash to do it.
Now please just drop this I don't want people to know I go to Broadway shows and that I'm about 40% faggot.
1 kgt5003 2017-10-28
Well Trump is basically saying the show got cancelled... he is saying it was forced to end... it wasn't. It ended as scheduled. And, like I said, Moore would have to write a completely new show. It would make no sense for him to continue doing a show about the 2016 presidential election during a completely new election cycle with midterms happening. It wouldn't just be changing a few things. It would be an entirely new show and would likely take a while to write considering it would have to come, most likely, after the elections play out. This was never the kind of show that could/would be picked up to continue. It was always the kind of show that ends as scheduled.
1 aprosbro 2017-10-28
Man you're really buying in with the ballwashing huh?
1 SpeckofCoppah 2017-10-28
He's the envy of every faggot with a little common sense. Him and Putin.
In comparison, my country is run by a full blown homo who had to marry a teacher 30 years his senior (and now looks like a corpse).
Frankly, we're still better off than Germany or Canada.
1 fawwkyeah 2017-10-28
Are you French? If so, go fuck yourself frog
1 Blink-Blink 2017-10-28
OP thought he could be coy. Fucking nerve.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-28
I've compiled an exhaustive list of world leaders who aren't retarded, female (I'm repeatin myself, cuz), corrupt, or gay. Behold:
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-10-28
Rodrigo Duterte is based af.
1 axeheadroad 2017-10-28
You're a 50 year old fat guy using "based" kys.
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-10-28
Not 50 and not fat.
1 axeheadroad 2017-10-28
40? And yeah you are fat, I remember someone called you out about your diabetes or some shit.
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-10-28
More like 30 and I posted in the gout reddit once and somebody saw it. Was living off steak and beer at the time. Hasn't affected me in years.
1 axeheadroad 2017-10-28
You are fat with gout in your 30s? Why the fuck should anyone take you seriously?
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-10-28
He would execute every single poster on this sub.
1 dmix 2017-10-28
I quite like drugs and drug dealers. I just like how he doesnt give a fuck, which is so rare these days where everyone is bending over backwards to be a bigger pussy. Backbone is rare. It's a shame it's not being used for something good.
1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-10-28
Obviously i don't know jack shit about what's actually going on in the Philipines but i heard from a guy that the chinks have the dealing locked down there and Duterte is just trying to fuck them so he can quietly set up his own shop.
1 literalotherkin 2017-10-28
Macron maricon!
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-28
Mais, eh, pourquois, euuuuuh...
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-10-28
Iām pretty sure he wants to blow Trump.
1 Nah_Ming 2017-10-28
You Frenchies are worse than any nigger or kike in my book.
1 dmix 2017-10-28
You should try having a full state/province of them like we do in Canada. It's the worst. When I lived in Montreal I met plenty of real French and even they don't really like the Canadian french, so I'm not sure how much I hate them.
But they have a socialist nanny state, but also dislike dangerous illegal immigrants and banned burkas, so they probably have a cool minority subset.
1 jamegumbsowingkit 2017-10-28
Yeah 90% of the German football team isn't black though like the ''French'' team.
France is more cucked than even Sweden.
1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-28
While great it really is disgusting that you limeys make up the majority here.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-10-28
Deal with it cuntybaws.
1 hard_to_explain 2017-10-28
You can always go to the Jonathan Ross subreddit, guy
1 thisisATHENS 2017-10-28
The fucking legend
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-28
That Ed Krassensteinburgson is a fag.
1 ellasmitherson 2017-10-28
Twitter must be promoting that dumb kike. His posts are everywhere.
1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-10-28
lmfao the "sloppy michael moore" trump is a total bro
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-28
McGowan, you're drunk. Go to bed.
1 bambonk 2017-10-28
Fags
1 glassinformoosesoup 2017-10-28
He's the president, he's a fat white billionaire who will live well into his 80's, possibly 90's, and Michael Moore is a fatter, more embarrassing white guy who's greatest achievement is showcasing the original rampage killers.
1 MattressBoy 2017-10-28
When Trump sees Michael Moore on TV, he's more pissed about the baseball cap and disrespectful protruding nipples than what comes out of Moore's mouth.
1 SibHashian13 2017-10-28
Sloppy Michael Moore
1 wowbagger88 2017-10-28
Michael Moore wears a baseball cap. He understands the white working class.
1 TheAmazingAsshole2 2017-10-28
Trump declined to pick John Bolton as his SecState because he didn't like his moustache. He has no problem calling out fags who don't know how to present themselves in public.
1 johnfreeman1111111 2017-10-28
Trump has made me laugh more than any stand up recently
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-28
But how can you laugh about someones jokes who isn't a Democrat?
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-28
snnifffff
It's tough, man..
1 kgt5003 2017-10-28
Ya just remember back to a few years ago when he was a Democrat I guess.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-28
uh oh i smell a guy who wants to get political
1 dmix 2017-10-28
https://wickershamsconscience.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/nytrumpweb2-blog427.jpg
Yeah, what a democrat!
1 kgt5003 2017-10-28
He flirted with running for President as a Democrat in 2004 and wanted Jesse Ventura to be his running mate.
1 dmix 2017-10-28
The press asked him every election since the 80s if he was going to run and he always responded vaguely, he loved the attention. Considering he couldn't have run Republican, since Bush was incumbent, then Democrat was the only option he could toy with the press.
I personally dont give a shit about "flip-flop" stuff, since both parties are very similar as far as I'm concerned. Especially in 2004 when the republicans were spending money faster than any democrat.
1 kgt5003 2017-10-28
I don't care about it either...
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-28
huuuh I don't think he's talking about laughing at Trump's jokes lool It's funny because Trump's a retard and does retarded shit
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-10-28
The faggots that actually voted for Hillary will still wonder why this man won the election.
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-10-28
Makes me hope they die and their families fall into ruin.
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-10-28
He won the election because people like shitposting? OK.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-10-28
Apparently you're one of the ones that voted for Hillary.
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-10-28
I voted for Gary
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-10-28
Trump won because he is nothing like any typical candidate. Yes, part of that is posting shit on twitter. Michael Moore is a pathetic leftist blob, and everyone thinks it. Trump posts it and means it. Any other candidate would have some milquetoast take on him.
Every other GOP candidate is the same old phony horseshit we have seen from both sides for decades. Hillary is arguably the most disgusting human being alive today. She is a complete lying fraud, politically whoring herself for decades.
Of course there is some bullshit and shit in Trumps whole campaign. But every time one of these leftist pieces of shit whines about him not being Presidential, or racist, or whatever the fuck....it makes me smile because his winning was simply people rejecting the total horseshit that is every single politician. We have all voted for the same god damned shit heads for decades, and nothing good has come of it.
1 Billyassman 2017-10-28
Fuck yeah Donny!
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-10-28
The fact that he acknowledged it was "not at all presidential" makes it so much funnier. I think if Trump showed just a small amount of self-awareness or self deprecation he'd be able to get away with more and people wouldn't give him as much shit
1 dwc151 2017-10-28
He LOVES the shit he gets from these retards. He's the fucking President of the United States for the next 7 years, and there's not a goddamn thing they can do about it. Autistic screeching is music to his ears.
1 Blink-Blink 2017-10-28
I fucking love it. Everyday is a mini-Christmas.
God bless.
1 CommanderCock 2017-10-28
It's the best fucking timeline possible.
1 heslaotian 2017-10-28
3*
1 dwc151 2017-10-28
LOLYOUWISH
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-28
The fact that there's people publicly endorsing that retard makes so happy to see the US failing as a country year after year.
1 hbk72777 2017-10-28
You fag
1 UnitedStates_America 2017-10-28
You queer
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-28
i hope every woman in your life incl mom/sister/aunt/cousin/gf/wife gets raped by a pack of niggers
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-10-28
3% GDP.....totally failing.
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-28
yet you still are and always have been a failure as a nation
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-28
Ive never known what its like to have true love and pride(or give any type of a shit whatsoever) about a president until him.
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-10-28
This is the gayest thing I've ever read here
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-28
Probably, but Growing up seeing "meeting the president" as some big star struck honor and thinking they were just some faggot I finally see what it's like to have that type of respect for them. Sorry for going for the real moment, sniff
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-10-28
fag
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-28
kys
1 Anarox 2017-10-28
Jesus christ, what except trolling people do you actually like about the guy?
1 axeheadroad 2017-10-28
This sub is full of insecure man children, they see trump as "Alpha" because theyre able to ignore what a thin skinned pussy he really is.
I'm slightly optimistic Mueller eventually fucks him in his orange ass.
1 RichHeads 2017-10-28
The amount of absolute torturous butt hurt in your soul that comes out in this post and likely every time someone supports the president or he says something, will make me get up and vote for him next election.
1 axeheadroad 2017-10-28
We need to stop assuming the other side is a caricature of what we hate and I'm as guilty of it as most are.
Not all Trump supporters are fascist raciest white nationalists, and not all liberals are gun grabbing bed wetting bleeding hearts.
There's hope for America.
1 dmix 2017-10-28
Not all people think the president would otherwise be doing useful things at all moments either. Plenty of people are cynical about politics and are enjoying him as the face of the white house.
Much like the queen his role really is a much symbolic and about rallying the troops in congress/senate. I'd rather not have a single person ruling a country all via executive order anyway. The less real work = the less authoritative policy making.
Congress is all republican anyway, that's where the real work happens.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-28
He's an actual person with a sense of humor and stuff to say instead of just being a fake PR robot, he's not afraid to fight back, hurt feelings, and play the system in his own genius way and I love it. You're free to your opinion as well.
1 dmix 2017-10-28
He has a backbone. No one has the balls to stand for anything anymore. This Moore thing might be small and meaningless but it's says a lot about the man. Especially how obviously taboo it is.
1 Anarox 2017-10-28
I can see that, I don't mind that stuff, he tells it how he sees it. The position of president was a joke before he got it, but he should really focus on destroying the system and draining the swamp. But he didn't.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-28
That's a state of the union address if I've ever seen one.
1 momomike 2017-10-28
wait... did Donald Trump start the "Sad!" thing Ive been seeing online for the past few months?
1 WeWuzKangz 2017-10-28
Yes
1 Spokker 2017-10-28
And they have to fact check him on it. The New York Times reported that Moore's show actually went its full 12 weeks and closed as planned.
Think about it. Some reporter who spent his entire life trying to get to the top newspaper in the U.S. had to stop whatever they were doing on a Saturday and report and fact check Trump's insult about Michael Moore.
1 BMoneyCPA 2017-10-28
I know, how silly. Nothing should be fact checked, everyone should just spew whatever untrue bullshit they think.
Trump does this already we just need to get everyone else on board.
Double down on the lying my fellow Americans. The only things which are true are the things which aren't offensive to you.
1 RichHeads 2017-10-28
But that's the thing trumps not actually wrong. If the show was good enough and made enough money they would have resigned it. The show would have run 12 months whether it flopped (which it did) or if it was a great success which it wasn't. But if it was a success like all other piloted shows on Broadway it would have kept running for another 12 months. It's not about fake news or fact check thing it's literally semantics.
1 BMoneyCPA 2017-10-28
The point is that it's stupid bullshit that he shouldn't be commenting on. What this dumbass doesn't understand is that his position is supposed to be one of importance and gravity, but he's made it a laughingstock and by extension the United States.
I know a lot of you folks on here love Trump so, whatever - this is a battle I won't lose. However, Idiocracy wasn't a how-to manual.
1 RichHeads 2017-10-28
I would agree with you however if you haven't noticed the past 20 years importance and gravity in a president hasn't been working. The American people don't listen to importance and gravity any longer, all Trump is doing is speaking their language. If Michael More can sway more votes than the actual actions of corrupt politicians you know importance and gravity are dead. it's sad really. Trump's actually speaking their language and it's driving them crazy. In my opinion it's exactly what we need right now.
1 dmix 2017-10-28
The executive branch isn't all that powerful anyway. Congress is useless but everyone obsessed about every time Trump takes 2min to tweet out something funny. He's not working 24/7, nor should he.
1 BMoneyCPA 2017-10-28
I think you meant the opposite of what you said. This implies that his bullshit is nowhere near as bad as Trump's. That's a true statement, but I don't believe you meant to say that.
Words are tough =/
1 dmix 2017-10-28
I believe it was quite obvious what I meant given the statement before it. Trump may be full of shit half the time, but he's not nearly as full of shit as Moore. And Moore is making documentaries, not random dumb tweets while taking a shit.
1 BMoneyCPA 2017-10-28
Okay, and that's fine, but the way you typed it meant the exact opposite.
1 CommanderCock 2017-10-28
I can't articulate just how much I love Donald Trump. He is a literal god.
1 hard_to_explain 2017-10-28
Well not literally, but definitely figuratively
1 CommanderCock 2017-10-28
He's immortal.
1 realister 2017-10-28
That show was actually very pro Trump. Moore predicted Trump win and the reason for it pretty well.
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2017-10-28
Trump is great if only because he offends everyone that I can't stand.
1 Canadia86 2017-10-28
I've learned so much about shitposting from this man, and believe me, I already knew a lot
1 murderboner0 2017-10-28
Buncha fukkin not-C's. Imma screem at tha sky
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-10-28
Scott Adams' response to this tweet was awesome. Made me laugh just as much as the tweet did. This truly is the best timeline.
Could you imagine how boring life would be if Hillary had won her "vote for my pussy" campaign? I mean, we'd be at war with Russia, but you could guarentee Weinstein wouldn't have been outed.
1 BMoneyCPA 2017-10-28
It feels good to know I'm vastly more intelligent than the President of the US. If he can be elected, any idiot (with money) can.
The American Dream folks.
1 hard_to_explain 2017-10-28
Was that supposed to be funny or are you just flappin yer sock cuckah
1 91236008615238976 2017-10-28
No you aren't.
1 vincentgallosdick 2017-10-28
His iq is one of the highest and you know it!
1 Kingcobrac 2017-10-28
I used to hate Trump then I realised am not an American, I detest most things American, their greed, arrogance and ignorance and their demise will probably be good for the world in the long run, so now I kinda enjoy watching him dismantle it piece by piece, Kinda feel sorry for the few decent ones though, so hear hear, hail Trump, the great destroyer.
1 hard_to_explain 2017-10-28
Top replies, yuck.
1 McGowan9 2017-10-28
Dickens is overrated. I right betta than him.
1 herpacin 2017-10-28
Wait! Wait! Uhhhh why not Charles Cockens?
1 BMoneyCPA 2017-10-28
I know, how silly. Nothing should be fact checked, everyone should just spew whatever untrue bullshit they think.
Trump does this already we just need to get everyone else on board.
Double down on the lying my fellow Americans. The only things which are true are the things which aren't offensive to you.
1 dmix 2017-10-28
I quite like drugs and drug dealers. I just like how he doesnt give a fuck, which is so rare these days where everyone is bending over backwards to be a bigger pussy. Backbone is rare. It's a shame it's not being used for something good.
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-10-28
More like 30 and I posted in the gout reddit once and somebody saw it. Was living off steak and beer at the time. Hasn't affected me in years.