when he thought he could one-up them by claiming his wife is a doctor and he's ACTUALLY bigger winner than all of them even though they think they're so smart with their bullying, he set the stage
"You ever get it where you live in complete obscurity, then you act like a bitch on a show with three hilarious guys, and your entire life has been shit ever since?"
The best part is it would have been great for him if he had simply been funny. Or failing that, if he had been a good sport about all the bashing. He has only himself to blame.
To be fair, Redbar is responsible for a LOT of Joe's misery. I know everyone here just hates on Redbar because he wears ripped jeans or whatever, but he was responsible for all the club calling that Matarese constantly refers to and he was doing a better Matarese impression before 100% Italian started its shtick. Joe has threatened Redbar physical harm on podcasts. Redbar deserves credit.
If I know anything about this sub, it's probably a good reason we don't know who Redbar is. People round' here hate one everything but rarely irrationally.
Redbar really isn't "clippable"... it's a long form show and takes a while to get the hang of as the humor isn't derived from puns and witty back and forths with comedians like all the shows this sub likes. The host Mike David is the ultimate pest and eventually alienates everyone. He was on Compound but got kicked off because he was attacking people on the network. Gavin McKinnes let David guest host his show twice but now McKinnes won't speak his name. Redbar keeps it real and I think it's hilarious that this sub is so against it (hence all my downvotes). The main complaints I read are that he dresses like a hipster and uses a "radio" voice, which is a retarded complaint. His Matarese impression is the best and he made a lot of prank calls to comedy clubs as Joe live on air, which really got Joe's goat. 100% Italian ripped Redbar's impression off, but whatever.
It's on live tonight at 6pm est at redbar.com
Give it a shot. I look forward to it every week.
(Bring on the downvotes)
The show he did trashing Matarese was terrible. He has absolutely no comedic timing, plans nothing in advance, and repeats the same jokes over and over as he watches the entire clip in real time. Also, The jokes he repeated again and again were absolutely awful. Everyone defends Redbar the exact same way by saying he's long form as if that's not a crutch to convince his retarded fanbase that they're getting value for their donation.
I can picture it now. She lays herself out spreadeagled on a creaky donated table, and to the crowd utters "It's real cold outside, come warm yourselves inside me".
Haha he thinks I did everything man. The calls, the twitter accts...i don't know how I'm the fall guy here. But I don't mind really - every time I start feeling bad for the gut he does something to anger me. Anyway, how's tricks my good man? Don't be a stranger ole stinkers.
Jrt did the same thing to me, I think it’s just easier to deal with the anger if they assign it all to one face for them. Tricks are good I’m off to my 5oclock rn
I never listened to his podcast. Never listened to the "famous" one where they trashed him. It's the name "Fixing Joe"? Like we're all supposed to fix his problems?
I need to lose 120lbs, I'm about 40 through it. I was depressed for 2 years. I saw a shrink. I didn't pretend it was interesting enough to base a podcast or comedy career around. I'd did what HAD to be done(go to work, etc) if I could pay some body else to do it (takeout instead of cooking, mowing the yard, I paid somebody while I watched reruns). It wasn't funny of interesting. It was just life. I imagine
30%-60% of us go through it without a self centered podcast.
I recently graduated from college and because I spent most of the day sitting in class, I would listen to Stern and OA on a stationary bike for a few hours a day. Kept me in shape.
73 comments
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-28
http://archive.is/2daUM
1 Guinness525 2017-10-28
Lmao he changed his bio again to something even more pathetic.
1 Peckahnator 2017-10-28
That only takes one strike to be taken away. Just look for anything that SJWs would be angry at and report him.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-10-28
Hey it's me thejoematarese
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-10-28
I want this more than life itself.
1 Thomas_Dairy 2017-10-28
You don't think that demanding people to study your name for errors in all caps is a good way to show how the trolls aren't bothering you?
1 MCLyleStyle 2017-10-28
Do you think he regrets ever doing that live podcast with ant, Artie and Jim?
1 Belchides 2017-10-28
Well of course he does. It was the catalyst for all the problems that have transpired since then.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-28
when he thought he could one-up them by claiming his wife is a doctor and he's ACTUALLY bigger winner than all of them even though they think they're so smart with their bullying, he set the stage
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-28
Holy fuck that was a long sentence.
1 Konstrukt1 2017-10-28
He must've been really excited about the new audience it would introduce him to, that was literally the first time I heard his name.
1 martigan99 2017-10-28
He finally did made a pilot that got pick up... For the AA show
1 MonsteRain 2017-10-28
you sound retarded
1 martigan99 2017-10-28
You don't think his live show with Ant, Artie and Jim helped create the idea of the AA show?
1 MonsteRain 2017-10-28
it wasn't your idea, just your grammar
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-10-28
"You ever get it where you live in complete obscurity, then you act like a bitch on a show with three hilarious guys, and your entire life has been shit ever since?"
1 Kurt_Love 2017-10-28
Is there a video of that still out there anywhere?
1 LonesomeJorge 2017-10-28
The best part is it would have been great for him if he had simply been funny. Or failing that, if he had been a good sport about all the bashing. He has only himself to blame.
1 iamjstn 2017-10-28
Remember, this subreddit doesn't affect people's lives.
1 Anti-Locust 2017-10-28
To be fair, Redbar is responsible for a LOT of Joe's misery. I know everyone here just hates on Redbar because he wears ripped jeans or whatever, but he was responsible for all the club calling that Matarese constantly refers to and he was doing a better Matarese impression before 100% Italian started its shtick. Joe has threatened Redbar physical harm on podcasts. Redbar deserves credit.
1 Ichise-san 2017-10-28
i still dont know who redbar is. all the joe trashing seemed to come out of the fixing joe with jim ant and artie
1 dmix 2017-10-28
If I know anything about this sub, it's probably a good reason we don't know who Redbar is. People round' here hate one everything but rarely irrationally.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2017-10-28
Everyone says Redbar is an unfunny douche. Do you have any clips to dissuade me?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2017-10-28
Nobody does
1 Anti-Locust 2017-10-28
Redbar really isn't "clippable"... it's a long form show and takes a while to get the hang of as the humor isn't derived from puns and witty back and forths with comedians like all the shows this sub likes. The host Mike David is the ultimate pest and eventually alienates everyone. He was on Compound but got kicked off because he was attacking people on the network. Gavin McKinnes let David guest host his show twice but now McKinnes won't speak his name. Redbar keeps it real and I think it's hilarious that this sub is so against it (hence all my downvotes). The main complaints I read are that he dresses like a hipster and uses a "radio" voice, which is a retarded complaint. His Matarese impression is the best and he made a lot of prank calls to comedy clubs as Joe live on air, which really got Joe's goat. 100% Italian ripped Redbar's impression off, but whatever. It's on live tonight at 6pm est at redbar.com Give it a shot. I look forward to it every week. (Bring on the downvotes)
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-28
The show he did trashing Matarese was terrible. He has absolutely no comedic timing, plans nothing in advance, and repeats the same jokes over and over as he watches the entire clip in real time. Also, The jokes he repeated again and again were absolutely awful. Everyone defends Redbar the exact same way by saying he's long form as if that's not a crutch to convince his retarded fanbase that they're getting value for their donation.
1 JesusHDice 2017-10-28
I'll go ahead and get downvoted too - I like his show. Shitting on old O&A people all the time. Sounds like some place we know...
1 Lasagna_Hat 2017-10-28
"unfunny douche"
Thanks, I got it
1 NotARelevantUser 2017-10-28
Fuck off with Redbar, Mike David is an unfunny faggot
1 RacksDiciprine 2017-10-28
Redbar stinks
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-10-28
Redbars back again
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-28
Redbar sucks horse cock.
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-10-28
Oh no, how will I know when Joe has a gig at sizzler or in the basement of a church?
1 Belchides 2017-10-28
Joe MASSarese
1 Theyarnetevenpeople 2017-10-28
Fawkin home run
1 Tronald_Dump_2016 2017-10-28
Massabessjoe
1 herpacin 2017-10-28
Only an utter faggot queer announces they won't be tweeting for a while. I hope his next tweet involves his wife fucking an entire homeless shelter.
1 Belchides 2017-10-28
And after eating out my wife....the bum said "home sweet home" AGABAGOO
1 herpacin 2017-10-28
Maybe he can get in touch with the place the Opester volunteers at.
1 Peckas1 2017-10-28
I can picture it now. She lays herself out spreadeagled on a creaky donated table, and to the crowd utters "It's real cold outside, come warm yourselves inside me".
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-28
where are these impersonation accounts? i assume he blocks them so i won't see them in his reply feeds.
1 Anti-Locust 2017-10-28
Mine got suspended after less than a day yesterday.
1 FuckShitFart 2017-10-28
that fateful night he hosted the live fixin joe podcast... "ill have these guys on, they have a large fanbase it'll be great!"
1 Belchides 2017-10-28
How far do you think he dreamed? Did he think he would be like Marc Maron and have Obama on his podcast where the President tries to "Fix Joe"?
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-28
I know how I'd like to see Trump "fix" him
http://delmaguey.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mexicoProductionMapB.png
1 Mjr2031 2017-10-28
low energy loser Joe Matarese Sad!
1 laurens_tits 2017-10-28
Nothing makes your account look more fake than having 95% of your bio in capitals and directly referencing imposters.
1 Belchides 2017-10-28
but but but he has a blue checkmark
1 CamMoses 2017-10-28
And that’s a lie
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-10-28
Why doesn't he just not tweet for a while? What a self-important douche.
1 camaro69 2017-10-28
This guy is gud at self promotion.
1 stinksskc 2017-10-28
look what youve done /u/porsalin >:(
1 porsalin 2017-10-28
Haha he thinks I did everything man. The calls, the twitter accts...i don't know how I'm the fall guy here. But I don't mind really - every time I start feeling bad for the gut he does something to anger me. Anyway, how's tricks my good man? Don't be a stranger ole stinkers.
1 stinksskc 2017-10-28
Jrt did the same thing to me, I think it’s just easier to deal with the anger if they assign it all to one face for them. Tricks are good I’m off to my 5oclock rn
1 Belchides 2017-10-28
I'm more a Winter Guy myself.
1 majestik6 2017-10-28
Boooo
1 Belchides 2017-10-28
That's it. I'm off Reddit til December 2017.
1 stinksskc 2017-10-28
sup mate lets play pubg
1 porsalin 2017-10-28
Definitely up for some of that in the week. Just in Brighton right now trying to bang some Asian girl.
1 stinksskc 2017-10-28
u mean ur GF!?
1 porsalin 2017-10-28
If that stands for Gook Fuck then yes
1 stinksskc 2017-10-28
Wow what is frunkis deal
1 porsalin 2017-10-28
Frunkis?! If he's said or done anything I'm certainly out of the loop!
1 mcb84 2017-10-28
The best way to combat imposter accounts is to make your own dormant
1 StuffOpieThrew 2017-10-28
I never listened to his podcast. Never listened to the "famous" one where they trashed him. It's the name "Fixing Joe"? Like we're all supposed to fix his problems?
I need to lose 120lbs, I'm about 40 through it. I was depressed for 2 years. I saw a shrink. I didn't pretend it was interesting enough to base a podcast or comedy career around. I'd did what HAD to be done(go to work, etc) if I could pay some body else to do it (takeout instead of cooking, mowing the yard, I paid somebody while I watched reruns). It wasn't funny of interesting. It was just life. I imagine 30%-60% of us go through it without a self centered podcast.
1 Belchides 2017-10-28
Woah shit man
1 StuffOpieThrew 2017-10-28
Yeah. If you picture Buffalo Bills going "was he a great big fat person?", That's the appropriate response. I think I have a handle on it.
1 Belchides 2017-10-28
I recently graduated from college and because I spent most of the day sitting in class, I would listen to Stern and OA on a stationary bike for a few hours a day. Kept me in shape.
Do that.
1 StuffOpieThrew 2017-10-28
I did, in college. Then, desk job. Right now, focusing on the eating, then add exercise. Go walking,/hiking& on weekends.
1 Belchides 2017-10-28
Don't give up. I believe in you random reddit guy.
Here's some motivation.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8hvUHZCUAA4sqb.jpg:large
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-10-28
We're we literally the only comments on that post. How pathetic. Crazy he can make such a good pahddddcast still.
1 Belchides 2017-10-28
In vein of the "WE ARE THE SHOW" guys.
HEY ITS US.....JOE MATARESES
1 TacolasCage 2017-10-28
I can't stop saying "I'm Joe Matareeeese, welcome to my pawd-cast"
1 Ichise-san 2017-10-28
i still dont know who redbar is. all the joe trashing seemed to come out of the fixing joe with jim ant and artie
1 Lasagna_Hat 2017-10-28
Everyone says Redbar is an unfunny douche. Do you have any clips to dissuade me?
1 NotARelevantUser 2017-10-28
Fuck off with Redbar, Mike David is an unfunny faggot
1 RacksDiciprine 2017-10-28
Redbar stinks
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-10-28
Redbars back again
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-28
Redbar sucks horse cock.
1 martigan99 2017-10-28
You don't think his live show with Ant, Artie and Jim helped create the idea of the AA show?
1 StuffOpieThrew 2017-10-28
Yeah. If you picture Buffalo Bills going "was he a great big fat person?", That's the appropriate response. I think I have a handle on it.
1 stinksskc 2017-10-28
u mean ur GF!?