Sam has no preference to doggystyle or missionary and has never put it in a girls ass

43  2017-10-28 by JoeCumiaSr

What a fucking nerd

48 comments

He just likes chicks with tits.

Absolutely

He has no preference because they all say doggy style so they don't have to look at him. Imagine that fuckface.

What? Like this?

God damn he's gained some wait. A shame he thinks a Men's One a Day with his plain mayonnaise chicken sandwich will save him from cancer. Sam won't live to see his son graduate.

wait

Strike that from the record! Long day at work. Fuck off!

He also used to use a condom even though his then-girlfriend was on the pill.

Opportunity to not wear condoms

Wears condom anyway

He must really just not like pussy and only go through with the motions.

Hahah it's because he's a premature ejaculator. He wore condoms so he can last over 2 minutes.

Wrestling, chicken nuggets, and not holding his load...he's is literally a 12 year old boy

There’s no way he fucking admitted this! You’re fucking lying!

During that dumb Mary Jean interview a few days ago

Good God... I thought people on this sub were good at picking up on sarcasm or context. Apparently not. This obviously doesn’t surprise me at all that this freak admitted this. Thanks guy. I’ll give it a listen.

AIDS

Wit like that is what keeps brining me back to this place.

I guess it's always inherently dog style with Jess.

got em!

Fucking sniper on the roof.

Ass sex is for faggots.

Thank you for sayin' what needed TO BE SAID!

You'd know.

Men with small dicks love fucking women in the ass.

To be fair, putting it in a girl's ass isn't that great. It's a novelty. Nothing better than pussy.

I disagree, and so does Edmund Kemper

Mindhunter?

Novelty is great.

Do you also find mayonnaise to be way too spicy?

Sounds like one of those regular joe fags.

Doggy style rulez

Not that you would know from experience.

Ok

What a fucking nerd

things you lose the right to say if you listen to the JAM show

He's asexual at best, but likely a fag. He always got so uncomfortable whenever they asked him about sex stuff and would give vague 40 years old virgin answers hoping the conversation would move along. That's also why clearly molested Jess finds him as safe. He'll just let his Junkyard Dog doll instead of always trying to fuck her.

Anal sex is degenerate tbh.

Sam "Soyboy" Roberts.

Sam the Bugman

Cant he not peel back his foreskin because its glued to his dick head? Why the fuck do I know this. This was a real wake up call for me.

That's weird because he specifically told me he liked doggy when the guy pulls his thong to the side and makes him leave the heels on and arch his back like a cheap whore. Wonder why he changed his mind on the radio... Fag.

Pretty vanilla for a mulatto.

im a missionary guy

Poor wife is surely sexually frustrated well unless she's having an affair like Opie's wife.

He also calls Jess to come change his tires when he gets a flat.

Shammee faggo

I want to ass rape his sister.

His mom has herpes.

His pops has Kevin Pollocks crabs

Ha ha ha.

Virtually asexual, like his mentor Opie.

Fucking sniper on the roof.

AIDS