r/opieandanthony: Where do you fellows buy your clothes?

Where do you fellows buy your clothes?

5 2017-10-28 by 52017

Tried to "jazz it up" today and upgrade my standard black pocket tee and shitty jeans I've been wearing for 10 years and go into a "Nordstrom Rack". I was hit on by two different gay men during this experience.

I went through all the shirts and found one that looked okay. Tried it on and it was weirdly tight. It was a "Ben Sherman".

Did I go to a store for gays and metrosexuals? Where do you get your clothes from? Should I start wearing Sons of Anarchy hoodies just to make it easier?

38 comments

1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-10-28

go to your local coroner and start browsing toe tags

1 Bluesmoky 2017-10-28

Did the gentleman pound your asshole to satisfaction? That's what the sub REALLY wants to know.

1 GWARscientist 2017-10-28

I grab them while running through Walmart using my child as a shield from security.

1 literalotherkin 2017-10-28

You a suit wearer? I get custom made suits from Indochino. Quality is good and there's all sorts of customization options. Just do your measurements right and you'll have a suit you can wear for the rest of your life.

1 52017 2017-10-28

No suits...tried on a plaid long sleeve. It fit weird though. Too slim fitting. I have a blue collar job but I'd like to dress a little better.

Maybe it's time to consider Target.

1 literalotherkin 2017-10-28

I bet you can get a really good shirt at Target off the rack. American apparel has good basics as well.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-28

Mr. Moneybanks.

1 Jungle-Rabbit 2017-10-28

Your no closet can hold me look gave them the green light

1 AsianAnalParty 2017-10-28

I like a nice light kaffiyeh but I feel the most comfortable when I’m bathing in the warm blood of insurgents.

1 juanwayne 2017-10-28

I know anthony buys his shirts at the childrens place. Its also where he grooms his next girlfriend.

1 vichenleyssister 2017-10-28

get your women to shop for you, believe it or not theyre good for a couple of things. this being one of them.

1 JudgeHolden00 2017-10-28

Banana Republic, because it's easy and the nicer stuff is good for my job. I'm drunk and I don't care about the bashing I'll take for a serious comment about clothes.

1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-28

Can I suck your cock?

1 MonsteRain 2017-10-28

he already said he shops at Banana Republic, do you need it spelled out for you?

1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-28

Yes please!

1 Jackthejew 2017-10-28

I honestly can't think of one place where I buy clothes that wouldn't get me bashed on this sub.

1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-28

It was a "Ben Sherman"

Should of been a 'Ben Dover'

boo

1 Opprobriousness 2017-10-28

Ben Dover?

Sher, Man.

1 liljoeyk 2017-10-28

Ross has 8xl shit w/ expandable waist

1 Billyassman 2017-10-28

Goodwill or any dumpster in Bisbee AZ.

1 solstheimsnow 2017-10-28

It's gettin' chilly, bundle up, bud

1 literalotherkin 2017-10-28

I recommend a black Fred Perry polo shirt with the yellow trim.

1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2017-10-28

Wear a pair of new balances with them.

1 PatBattle1 2017-10-28

i buy all my new clothes from casual male XL and opieradio.com. i get compliments all the time!

1 LoveThePatBattle 2017-10-28

I want to fuck you.

1 Opprobriousness 2017-10-28

I used to be somewhat stylish, but now all I wear is very utilitarian shit. Levi's jeans, Levi's shirts, Timberlands/Pumas. Buy shit off the Macy's clearance rack and get the hell out of there. Spend the money you saved on booze.

1 PaintedPicture 2017-10-28

Thrift stores faggot

1 jsmill1 2017-10-28

just got to a dept. store or somewhere like the gap. maybe eddie bauer. wherever has plain, good quality shirts that don't have some awful logo. also there's some stores that sell discounted clothes that are good for work like Century 21.

other than that I don't know, I never even knew it was called "Nordstrom Rack." I thought it was just "Nordstrom."

1 jsmill1 2017-10-28

there's a guy outside the port authority bus terminal who sells designer shirts for like $5.00 each. he swears they're real. he also sells incense, wind-up toy cars, and aviator style sunglasses.

1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-28

I shop a lot at Baby Victoria's Secret

1 holodog 2017-10-28

Hong Kong. Home of the shiny green suits.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-28

Uniqlo

Not joking. But you really fat fucks are out of luck.

1 comic631 2017-10-28

Usually just by shit from this site

1 McGowan9 2017-10-28

In the UK, Ben Sherman is the preferred apparel of underclass louts and football hooligans.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-28