Yeah it's not like the Japanese could ever insulate the electrical part from the water tank. We'd need to crack cold fusion or something for that to be a possibility.
Quanspiracy. “I’m just asking questions? Sure the official report says you can place an insulating material between electrical components and water, but I don’t buy it.”
What do you see in your head whenever Jimmy would talk about swimwalking on the show? I imagine him kinda waddling with his arms outstretched and turning his body 90 degrees
i would unironically love one of these things, running is the best exercise anyone can do but it fucks your knees after a few years of pavement running.
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1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-27
I wish I had this last year to rehab a broken ankle.
1 Dawgsie 2017-10-27
How did you hurt your ankle.
Just kidding. Nobody gives a shit.
Only women hurt their ankles. Are your ovaries sore too?
1 herpacin 2017-10-27
He was badly raped you see
1 dmix 2017-10-27
Go run in a fucking pool. You dont need this shit.
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-27
I don't have the room.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-27
go to a public pool with the colored people
1 bigfatmunter 2017-10-27
Check out this guy and his fancy pool
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-27
Rockefeller over here.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-27
It's hilarious how you can milk the hard earned money from their husbands out of gullible middle aged women with any ridiculous shit.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-27
It's funny that you put that word salad in the format of a sentence.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-27
Sorry I'll make it easier to understand for you: women = niggers
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-27
Sorry about your english
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-27
oh yeah? sorry about your FACE
1 9NepaliRed6 2017-10-27
Utterly fake, not even Steve C would buy this one because we all know water and electricity do not mix.
I'm calling CGI on this one.
1 literalotherkin 2017-10-27
Yeah it's not like the Japanese could ever insulate the electrical part from the water tank. We'd need to crack cold fusion or something for that to be a possibility.
1 syphon229 2017-10-27
Quanspiracy. “I’m just asking questions? Sure the official report says you can place an insulating material between electrical components and water, but I don’t buy it.”
1 DaveNone 2017-10-27
At least you don't have to stop and piss while you run. Guarantee after about a dozen clients the water smells of asparagus and boiled eggs.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-27
ahhhhh shit
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-10-27
Champion distance runners have been using these to get some extra training in without the impact from concrete
1 carribbeanjimmy 2017-10-27
Thank you Fitness_Facts_Bot
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-27
Oh literal Ant_Sucks
1 spicysandwich80 2017-10-27
What do you see in your head whenever Jimmy would talk about swimwalking on the show? I imagine him kinda waddling with his arms outstretched and turning his body 90 degrees
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-27
HOT
1 bornrevolution 2017-10-27
definitely the outstretched arms, eyebrows raised as high as they go with his mouth open a little looking around at nothing.
swimwalk... <:o
1 commissarjb 2017-10-27
I always wondered if it was a backstroke.
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-10-27
Tsss if she farts u can fawkin see it
1 bornrevolution 2017-10-27
i would unironically love one of these things, running is the best exercise anyone can do but it fucks your knees after a few years of pavement running.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-27
Okay small talk office guy.
1 NGJimmy 2017-10-27
How 'bout that local sports team?
1 tranthonycumiashow 2017-10-27
Hearing Opie repeatedly say "swim walk" in a hushed voice made me wish terrible things would happen to him.
1 literalotherkin 2017-10-27
Would be an amazing work out.
1 TARE_ME 2017-10-27
Jamie, pull that up...
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-27
Joe Rogan is terrible.
1 TacoTrots 2017-10-27
...pull that up, Jamie.
1 nomorecompromise 2017-10-27
Rogan would probably try to float in that mug. Talk to aliens and shiznit.
1 cumbot6969 2017-10-27
I hope she trips without any supervision and gets stuck in the bottom doing forced somersaults until the bubbles stop
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-27
Tough but fair
1 Billyassman 2017-10-27
I got one of those it's called an ocean.
1 SWIMsfriend 2017-10-27
if you want to walk like this without a machine, just do some heroin, one of my old dealers is in long beach now and just got off probation.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-27
..is he handsome?
1 glassinformoosesoup 2017-10-27
I've used these a lot and they're fucking sweet.
1 telemecanique 2017-10-27
that's actually pretty damn cool, I'd use it.