Seriously, what has happened to Jim. This week he was "middle of the road" character and blubbering how "When I saw Hillary supporters crying... it was saad maaan."
I won't fall for it - this is nothing other than a new tactic. His dumb police threat didn't pan out. Nobody believed him. So now he's trying the nice guy routine.
Tell him everyone will stop if he posts videos of himself sitting and listening to every pahdcast all the way through and giving his reactions. You can negotiate that down to a few pahdcasts and we'll be good.
The finale has got to be fake joe interviewing real joe, only after your new prison bitch agrees to walk through the old neighborhood holding your inside out pants pocket.
I remember Ronnie B telling a story about some shitty producer that would give him a hard time when he got his start in radio. Once they got ratings, Ron made the dude follow him around at an event all day and hold onto his belt loop the whole time. Hilarious.
He's using this subreddit as an excuse for not progressing in his career. I mean really, besides that guy cancelling a few gigs or whatever and that's it.
If anything we've only helped his career by giving him some attention.
I just wish he would take our advice and quit comedy and support his wife/child.
Someone should tell him about the Ben Garrison story. Joe could theoretically harness this negative energy and use it to become orders of magnitude more popular than he originally was while winning over his detractors at the same time.
For a second it looked like he was about to blame your copyright strike on the "trolls" too but he just felt like complaining. What a dummy. As if that makes a difference.
Anonymous people are fucking with him and he takes it out on someone who isn't. Take him to court!
well to be fair to Joe, as much as that hurts to do, this is probably the morning in America where Joe lives. Probably around the time normal people are at jobs, and Joe is at home not contributing to his family.
well to be fair to Joe, as much as that hurts to do, this is probably the morning in America where Joe lives. Probably around the time normal people are at jobs, and Joe is at home not contributing to his family.
Before this sub put him on the map, Joe Matarese's biggest credit was being known to his local elementary school as "Unemployed Italian guy that picks up his wife's kids".
Can porsalin please be pushed to at least top 10 in the next power rankings? I mean my god, who else lately has gone so above and beyond the call of duty as this man right here?
I remember Ronnie B telling a story about some shitty producer that would give him a hard time when he got his start in radio. Once they got ratings, Ron made the dude follow him around at an event all day and hold onto his belt loop the whole time. Hilarious.
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1 Moveinslience 2017-10-27
He is waving the white flag
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-27
(Guilty Jimmy voice) "Joe's a nice guy..."
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-27
.. it's tough maaan...
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-27
This scuuuumbaaaaaag, Porsalin.
1 Delicious_Apes 2017-10-27
Seriously, what has happened to Jim. This week he was "middle of the road" character and blubbering how "When I saw Hillary supporters crying... it was saad maaan."
I wanted to find that clip and cut it beside this: https://youtu.be/CPMLUhninAg?t=5458
1 porsalin 2017-10-27
I won't fall for it - this is nothing other than a new tactic. His dumb police threat didn't pan out. Nobody believed him. So now he's trying the nice guy routine.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-27
you are strong like man-of-steel. I LIKE 'man-of-steel'
1 Awkawardsilence 2017-10-27
He has balls. I like balls.
1 opieisakunt 2017-10-27
Tell him everyone will stop if he posts videos of himself sitting and listening to every pahdcast all the way through and giving his reactions. You can negotiate that down to a few pahdcasts and we'll be good.
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-27
Tell him to film himself shitting in the sxm bathroom
1 porsalin 2017-10-27
This is not actually a bad idea. I mean he should do this anyway as a PR stunt. Start billing himself as the most trolled comic ever.
1 martigan99 2017-10-27
Make them way more offensive, he needs to go after every minority group
1 dmix 2017-10-27
No, it's only funny if it's somewhat real. Subtly makes for the best trolling.
1 mcb84 2017-10-27
The finale has got to be fake joe interviewing real joe, only after your new prison bitch agrees to walk through the old neighborhood holding your inside out pants pocket.
1 cakehornnigga 2017-10-27
I remember Ronnie B telling a story about some shitty producer that would give him a hard time when he got his start in radio. Once they got ratings, Ron made the dude follow him around at an event all day and hold onto his belt loop the whole time. Hilarious.
1 mcb84 2017-10-27
And some people have a hard time grasping why Mr.B is a made guy on /OandA
1 deegan258 2017-10-27
Has Joe talked about removing the strikes against you? Would it even matter at this point?
1 porsalin 2017-10-27
Well he doesn't have to - I already won that case and strikes have been removed.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-27
He's a cunt
1 Senators86 2017-10-27
You've got him on the ropes
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-27
Nah he's clearly a fan
1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-27
You heard it boys. Twice as hard now!
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-27
He's using this subreddit as an excuse for not progressing in his career. I mean really, besides that guy cancelling a few gigs or whatever and that's it.
If anything we've only helped his career by giving him some attention.
I just wish he would take our advice and quit comedy and support his wife/child.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-27
Someone should tell him about the Ben Garrison story. Joe could theoretically harness this negative energy and use it to become orders of magnitude more popular than he originally was while winning over his detractors at the same time.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-27
Thanks for sharing that Ben Garrison story.
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-27
pm me for nudes
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-10-27
Italians can enter into business contracts too.
1 illydelph 2017-10-27
THANK YOU!
1 Peckahnator 2017-10-27
For a second it looked like he was about to blame your copyright strike on the "trolls" too but he just felt like complaining. What a dummy. As if that makes a difference.
Anonymous people are fucking with him and he takes it out on someone who isn't. Take him to court!
1 Foddashow 2017-10-27
Love the "you did this" attitude and signing your email off with essentially his name 😂
1 falconeofnazareth 2017-10-27
Be careful. He knows italian people
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-27
3:40am!
1 BoongChook 2017-10-27
Why’s it dated Sep 28?
1 SparkyKnowles 2017-10-27
porsalin's email was the 28th, joe is caving in. the time is British Empire Sandard Tyme. THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE
1 dmix 2017-10-27
well to be fair to Joe, as much as that hurts to do, this is probably the morning in America where Joe lives. Probably around the time normal people are at jobs, and Joe is at home not contributing to his family.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-27
I do almost feel like he needs a hug... but then I hear him saying "I'll put my italian forearm through his face" & remember he's a gabadouche.
1 WistfulNotions 2017-10-27
He's a complete cuck. I know that word is thrown about these days, but he really fits the bill. Look at this old failed webshow of his where he plays out a fantasy of that obese beige faggot Dante coming onto his wife when he helps him move. And that disgusting bone spacer dangling off dante's ear like a piece of shit is somehow even more outrageous and disgusting.
Good work, Joe. Fucking narrow shouldered beta male pill popping piece of shit.
1 UnemployedOpie 2017-10-27
You ever get it where you end up groveling to the guy who turned you into a meme?
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-27
#JoeMatareseNeedsaHug
1 Slothjew 2017-10-27
Let’s get him
1 AutoChrist 2017-10-27
Oh he done fucked himself. GO ON NOW!
1 DryTeeth 2017-10-27
Apologising. Limey savages.
1 turdthief2 2017-10-27
FUCK JOE MATARESE
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-27
FUCK THE FREE WORLD!
1 illydelph 2017-10-27
Who the fuck is Patrick Ruane and what is he going to steal from a Walmart?
1 Abarf 2017-10-27
I read that in the terrible voice..
Also, What Career?
1 PM_ME_YOUR_FEET- 2017-10-27
Oh god, those are the words of a broken man. Would be a shame if you let up now.
1 mcb84 2017-10-27
A month later at 3 in the morning, This is too pathetic for words. Two more podcasts and he'll be offering to suck your cock.
1 dmix 2017-10-27
well to be fair to Joe, as much as that hurts to do, this is probably the morning in America where Joe lives. Probably around the time normal people are at jobs, and Joe is at home not contributing to his family.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-27
100 percent faaggittt
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-10-27
He keeps claiming that people are trying to get his gigs canceled but I haven't seen any of that going on - did I just miss it or is he full of shit?
1 porsalin 2017-10-27
NOBODY has cancelled gigs
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-27
He HAS gigs?!?!?
1 dmix 2017-10-27
Well we did offer him a fake gig or two, when he grovelled for them on Twitter/his website, maybe he means we got his $40 fake gig cancelled?
1 jsmill1 2017-10-27
He's just stealing Joe Cumia's material.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-10-27
Joe Matarese is NOT a pedophile!
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-27
What a failure.
1 Clean-Ween 2017-10-27
If he had just begun his response with, 'Hey, it's me Joe Matarese' all would've been forgiven.
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-10-27
Imagine his idiot wife having to listen to him talk nonstop about this dumb shit when she gets home from work
1 FatMosque 2017-10-27
I know one emails him dick pics
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-10-27
he should be so lucky
1 i_saw_nothing 2017-10-27
Before this sub put him on the map, Joe Matarese's biggest credit was being known to his local elementary school as "Unemployed Italian guy that picks up his wife's kids".
1 Belchides 2017-10-27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYonSOkZ5ZE
1 dmix 2017-10-27
Ew, impeach Drumpf comments on YT. Where the civilized smart people comment...
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-27
He's asking to be left alone, maybe we should honor that requ-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
1 onemancrimespree 2017-10-27
Your career. Stop being that.
1 jsmill1 2017-10-27
Can porsalin please be pushed to at least top 10 in the next power rankings? I mean my god, who else lately has gone so above and beyond the call of duty as this man right here?
1 vichenleyssister 2017-10-27
he is a full retard and all his "," were used incorrectly as well
1 dmix 2017-10-27
So Joe is as dumb as we all thought he was from the beginning?
We've all seen his Twitter posts about people imitating him and calling the authorities. He should be happy people even cared enough to copy his name.
Being good troll bait (by taking everything you read on the internet really seriously) never did anyone any good.
1 20-4-7HayTomBrown 2017-10-27
"I just want the craziness to stop!" Go fuck yourself Joe
1 WiggerRich 2017-10-27
Porsalin... you would be willing to feature your amazing Joe Matarese impression on a Joe diss track?
1 dom6502 2017-10-27
Oh fuck yes
1 porsalin 2017-10-27
Absolutely - let me know what you need and i'll upload some shit
1 Opesterino 2017-10-27
the streets be watching
1 FitLikeArtieLange 2017-10-27
"Hey it is Joe Matarese, welcome to the disstraaack"
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-27
Heyyy It's me, BitChute Matarese
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2017-10-27
It's spelled with a Z in this country, motherfucker.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-10-27
Ah how fascinating
1 TacolasCage 2017-10-27
I thought Italians were supposed to be thick skinned? This guy is a snowflake.
1 cakehornnigga 2017-10-27
I remember Ronnie B telling a story about some shitty producer that would give him a hard time when he got his start in radio. Once they got ratings, Ron made the dude follow him around at an event all day and hold onto his belt loop the whole time. Hilarious.