Sam has cerebral palsy

73  2017-10-27 by Dennyislife

46 comments

Business idea: Euthanize Sam.

Humanitarian idea*

I'd chip in.

What's that?

tsss

He's really into this Geico caveman sti

Hopefully he goes quick.

Cool shoes.

No scuffs. Not seen Sam walk in years. He's disabled now.

Wouldn't be a wigger without $30 shirt and pants and $250 shoes

The ones that look like he colored then in himself with crayolas?

Is it just him today?

Jim is supposed to be there. Sam said yesterday they were going to go over how the date went between shitloaf and mary jean

Well he'll definitely be there. Jim wouldn't want to miss hearing about another intern fucking a porn star he couldn't so he can jerk to it later.

Ha good point. I still can't believe he slept with Bree Olsen though. Got to give him credit for that

Wasn't she the one he paid to fuck then she went out with an intern or producer the next time she came in and fucked him for free?

I don't think so. She is the one who jerked off black earl in the studio. She for some reason had a crush on Jimmy. Funny aside: She was also one of Charlie Sheen's goddesses so when Sheen went public with having AIDS, oh boy did Jimmy panic.

oh terrific, that sounds like dynamite radio, it genuinely pains me i will be busy all day tomorrow, particularly the hours i would even consider listening to the show

Hey, it's radio gold compared to hearing what Jim has been eating since he's not on a diet

Jim is late because he was doing show prep all night.

He's a very busy man you know..

I think you mean taking prEp

I just cut Jim out to focus on the disabled man.

And Travis is balding.

Oofa oofa oofa

What do you think hot Jess says in her head when she looks at that?

Its a fetish.

she was barely holding it together in her 20s, she's definitely a fat monster at 35 after having a kid

"Please jesus, let him get a big contract so i can take his kid and money and he can go back to his mom and start being molested again, also he really does look like a pinheaded mongoloid, why would i ever marry him? I wonder if the local high school basketball team can still come over for the weekly friday dickdown while nugget breath is talking to that forehead and tits about asslicking"

Or something like that.

Hot Jess? Is that some woman that same knows who happens to have a similar name to his wife, Frumpy Jess?

Jess was never hot.

nice clown shoes to go with his clown head

He's a fucking genetic train wreck. If he were any other species, his mother would've eaten him at birth.

Very corpse like.

I bet /r/pics would love hearing about how your friend with cerebral palsy got to talk about his love of wrestling on the radio today.

Your Idea.You take it forward.

Can't. Currently banned from /r/pics

The bad diet and lingering HGH are working in concert to turn Sam into a big rockhead chimp. He's not just getting uglier, he's mutating.

Species: Homo-chimpus disasterous

Seriously looks like a retarded monkey-man meditating.

Freddy Jewger

Can you say this isn't an albino chimp.....

Tefft has cerebral baldy

Why the fuck is everyone from the O&A universe so fucking scary looking?!

They all got faces for radio!

Hey, have a good weekend, fellas! Rich Vos will be playing at some shitty venue at some such place in the near future

travis in the back just googling for a cure

STOP BEING THAT

Don't get my hopes up