I want to fuck Mrs Chipperson

143  2017-10-27 by JoeCumiaSr

158 comments

Yeah she’s smokin’

Her tits look like they're carved from marble.

Fake tits are cool if they're not gigantic and weird looking, hers look excellent.

Don't get me wrong, I'd be on them mugs like a fly on shit.

The japs are the best at it. Look at the big JAV stars, most of them have fakers (baby) but you can't tell. They probably do natural fat implants like Gianna Michaels.

Yes, just like the real thing, where you have hard spheres in a hollow pouch attached to a flat board. Nothing weird about that.

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

God damn FAKERS! Full of antibodies!

They're fake baby!

How much did you pay for those...fakers!

A set of /r/boltons

I've always thought that about Kobe Tai. And she's my second favorite porn whore (after Stephanie Swift)

Her surgeons name is Michelangelo after all

Imagine how angry Jimmy will be when a fan fucks her before him.

if he hasnt fucked her by now, he never will

Was she born with a cock? If not he will never want to.

She probably cannot consume enough Chippah.
Anybody watch that Metalocalypse where Nathan's girlfriend blows a line of guys who were cosplaying as him?

Plagiarization of Big Jay's life story.

That's doable.

Well, you're missing the fact that she's about 6 to 7 inches short on being his "perfect match". Poor Jim will never find true happiness.

6 to 7 inches ≈ 15 to 18 cm

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Go back to Europe, faggot.

She’s over 25. Way too old for 50 year old jimmy (or 70 year old Anthony)

You could have just said, she's female.

Jim has no interest in fucking her. Because Jim’s a homosexual.

I really hope he tries and fails publicly

She will have nudes out by X-mas.

I certainly hope so.

If there’s anything this sub should crowdfun, I think it’s nudes of mrs Chipperson here.

It's Christmas you Jew.

not until December 25th

There is a common belief that the word Xmasstems from a secular attempt to remove the religious tradition from Christmas[3] by taking the "Christ" out of "Christmas", but its use dates back to the 16th century.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas

Xmas

Xmas is a common abbreviation of the word Christmas. It is sometimes pronounced , but Xmas, and variants such as Xtemass, originated as handwriting abbreviations for the typical pronunciation . The "X" comes from the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter of the Greek word Χριστός, which in English is "Christ". The "-mas" part is from the Latin-derived Old English word for Mass.


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I would bet they're already out.

yea she shows them off here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsdexwdImnk

I wanna give her a good rodgering

your momma never teach you not to stick your dick in crazy?

Mine did when i was trying to fuck her.

momma aint raise no queer you sissy

my mother used to say if theyre doing an impression of chip chipperson, they're not for you chippah

She has Zyprexa eyes

imagine them looking up at you when shes suckin ur peckah. here comes the pre

metoo

Me too...with a baseball bat.

*rape

I'd love to hide in the back seat and just reach forward and tweak her nipples.

“You wanna suck ‘em?”

Well,uh,

What a poor retort that was.

I’m still thinking.

The moment of silence before he said it in the room was also just excruciating.

Jimmy let out a sound like he was punched in the gut. Really a phenomenal moment.

WHY WON'T JIMMY PUBLICLY ACKNOWLEDGE THIS GEM YET?
"Yeah, man, I like how she's doing the Chip thing, but she's 30, way too old for me. Also, she has no penis."

He mentioned her after talking about the chick that catfished him. Said Mrs. Chipperson is a good egg though.

Pffffffffffffffff. It's a tough one, man. I get she's a fan, but I don't want to get involved with fans because it's a whole thing, man...

I dunno.man

She will crash into a ditch one day

That's OK. As long as a titty pops out.

Maybe she'll notice the street signs, unlike that other wacko bitch.

RIP Vizio™ baby

<airbag joke>

<hilarious joke, about being too lazy to make the joke>

I'd fuck her, but I love my pet rabbit too much to do so.

Pros: She looks smoking

Cons: Atrocious Uncle Paul impression

she's got opie eyes

I'd really like to stare into her crazy eyes and hold hands for a lil' while.

A girl I made out with in junior high would stare directly into my eyes while making out. I noticed one day when I opened my eyes while we were kissing, she was absolutely insane too.

And that's when you lost your teachers license.

get in god damn line then

goddammit, me too. those fuckin' nips, yo.

Looks like she left her high beams on.

In all seriousness, she has a severe mental illness right?

Hopefully

100% borderline

abso-fucking-lutely look at those fucking dead eyes.

lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Let's hope so.

She's nuttier than a fruitcake, as my mother used to say.

But seriously: no woman as hot as this would be doing this kind of insanity if she wasn't deeply disturbed. Something terrible happened to her as a child involving her father, all to our collective benefit years down the road.

Or: she has a boyfriend who is a huge Norton fan and she's doing this to impress him. The late Kurt Metzger called women who pick up all of any boyfriends' hobbies and interests while having none of their own "penis puppets". There's a chance that she's one of those.

This woman has no boyfriend. Men date a woman like this for her looks and then dump her once they realize what a mental case she is. If this is what she's broadcast of herself to the world, could you imagine the insane shit she pulls in her private life?

No, she's the type that stalks ex-boyfriends and follows them into bars and introduces herself as the ex to the new girlfriend while making sexual overtures the whole time and when the guy turns her down she loudly proclaims the guy gave her herpes amd the new girl should stay away from him. Then she's next found naked in the guy's apartment later that night and announcing she's pregnant. When that doesn't work she starts a violent fight in his apartment until the cops are called. And even then, she STILL texts the guy a hundred times the next day alternating between vicious attacks and pleading with him to take her back.

She has the crazy eyes and telltale need for any sort of attention, good or bad. I'm sure she has had many boyfriends but not actual steady boyfriend. And that, my friends, is why you never stick your dick in crazy, no matter how appealing the package in which it arrives

crazy girls are sort of a fetish of mine. imagining this scenario with mrz. chipperson got me fully erect. I also love a few scenes from the movie fatal attraction, after michael douglas tells glenn close it was a one time thing and she stalks him a bit, I'm always just rooting for him to stick it in her again.

I may die young.

Wait wait wait... Glenn Far Away.

Fawk yeah! Glenn Open and shiznit!

I was also attracted crazy for years, despite every relationship ending in disaster. Finally earned my lesson when I married, and then quickly divorced, crazy. But like shit on a shoe it's tough to scrape off crazy. Now I just bang sluts and swingers I meet online. Less hassle, no dates or commitment, and you can walk away any time since they have no info on you besides profile or an email. 10/10, will recommend this method to single guys.

at least I didn't go out with the girl who smoked crystal meth in college or the girl who attempted suicide twice in high school. but in high school I was also a whiny little bitch, I'd definitely have fucked the suicide girl these days.

she's the type that stalks ex-boyfriends and follows them into bars and introduces herself as the ex to the new girlfriend while making sexual overtures the whole time and when the guy turns her down she loudly proclaims the guy gave her herpes amd the new girl should stay away from him. Then she's next found naked in the guy's apartment later that night and announcing she's pregnant. When that doesn't work she starts a violent fight in his apartment until the cops are called. And even then, she STILL texts the guy a hundred times the next day alternating between vicious attacks and pleading with him to take her back. She has the crazy eyes and telltale need for any sort of attention, good or bad. I'm sure she has had many boyfriends but not actual steady boyfriend

I am genuinely sad i will never know what a woman like this is like

Seriously, I have fantasies about shit like that. Scenes in my mind where I'll catch a bitch cheating and she'll beg and plead with me to stay with her while I stoically walk away. I'm such a faggot.

you are a faggot. the part of that fantasy i like is the thought that a woman is so in love with me that she will follow me around and will blatantly ruin her life if it means she can have me in her life again. she probably would really enjoy just a simple hug from me.

My fantasy involves her not knowing what she had until it was gone type of thing. In the fantasy I may even start getting intimate, only to be reminded of what she did and push her away, my heart broken while she cries for me to love her like I once did. And yes, I know, it's gay as fuck. I think this fantasy goes back to the first girl I was in love with, who messed around with every guy I know.

That's pretty much the plot of an Always Sunny episode.

It drives you insane because you're not accustomed to it. If you don't know it's happening they're inside your head with constant lies and demands.

Havent found a chick i couldnt out crazy

She has kids

Lots of women have kids with no man in their life. A lot of them are pretty fucking crazy, too.

As a civilian you and I both know you aren't qualified to remark on speculations that Metzger has made. Even if you are just repeating, you and I both know youll fuck it up.

her voice gives it away. remember loveline with Dr.Drew? he could even tell you were a midget based on voice.

i remember him saying that the bimbo voice occurs in women if they are molested as a child. and Mrs. Chipperson clearly was molested as a child.

One of my favorite porn scenes is from this chick using a soft "baby-voice", for lack of a better term. I heard about that being a sign of molestation, and I gotta act like Patrice there and thank their abusers. Good dirty talk and sexy voices is one of my favorite parts about porn, and the first scene in this compilation is a jizz spiller.

Aubrey Addams

A friend of mine went to high school with her in Summit, NJ...a fairly wealthy area. She didn't' get into porn for the money, that's for shit sure.

It appears so. Only problem is that she seems crazy not in a good way but in an annoying make my dick soft way. I’d still fuck her regardless but i can tell her personality would eventually be a major turn off.

She's goofier than a pet coon

Who keeps niggers as pets?

Tell that to the Confederates. Lost their economic powerhouse thanks to some nosy-gooders from the North.

She is obsessed with a one-note character from a comedian who got famous off a shock jock radio show that ended 3 years ago. I'm certain she's several functioning brain cells away from eating a bowl of penny stew.

She is fucking insane. Crazy bitches are the best.

I just want Jim to fuck her so I can see the aftermath of crazy unfold

I can't wait until this comes out as a trap.

S/he's playing the long con.

I hear ya, I was thinking the exact same thing

if trap technology has advanced that far, I may have to change my opinions on a lot of stuff.

Mrz Chipperson is a loon

I would motor boat the shit out of them.

She sounds like Harley Quinn

You're so spot on with that.

I love her/him!!!

If she had any good in her, she'd fuck us all.

It's stinks with tits

I just want her to say

"b-but I poop from there!"

I have a theory that this is the stalker both him and and fucked. Thats why him doesn't bring her up

Bro your drunk, go to bed.

Great pair of nipples on this dunderhead.

FAWK yeah.They're erect like my pecka n shiznit

That's a fucken tranny

Does she not watch these before she puts them out to the world?

Who is this hack and where can I see her tits?

15/1 she has a peckah

I would marry this women immediately.

avg face, objectively hot body. talks too much

You've met women who talk too little or just the right amount even?

What are the odds of getting your throat slit? Fuck it's still worth it

DAMM CUZ.. sexy as a MUG

A hot version of Gail O.

Her face is pretty and I dig her overall, nice pointy nips but her boobs look like fakers

Is she wore her seatbelt it would have been safer. And showed her tittie's off more.

I'd like to smoosh a big shit log right in her stupid teeth.

Lifeless eyes. Like a dolls eyes

I can't. She's clearly a retard.

Welp that's that I'm jerking off. So much for reading what's going on in the O&A universe.

Not me.

Give credit any time a woman gets fakes and doesn't go overboard, because 99% of them always do. I've known a few, I've even dated some.

They start out like this then they go to this because they know that when they walk into a room, this will have everybody's head turning and looking at them, gay or straight, male or female. They're right of course. They get what they wanted. But the reality usually isn't pretty.

When chicks say fuck it I'm going all the way, they look like fucking bathtubs when they walk past your periphery.

If they only go to a small C cup, it's a rarity and a miracle.

been there, and yeah i agree, that last pic or some version of it is the nightmare. and you have to keep smiling like everything is fine...

That eye is lazier than Jimmy on J&S.

she def has more tattoos

also she does a garbage chip it's just cutesy baby talk, nipples

That was the cringiest fucking thing I have ever seen, and I've seen 'Contextually Inadequate'

I'm done with Chip and the reason I'm gonna listen to J&S is to hear old man Norton shake his fist at the world.

almosy as cringy as your username

Nipples. G'won naw and show me those mugz

She is absolute perfection...my gawd.

Of course this place has people deperate enough to go for crazy bitches.

Ever fuck a crazy bitch? There's nothing better.

I prefer my house not burned down.

Faggot.

I prefer homo-ner.

She's not bad looking, but she's not a 10 either. Some of you guys need to relax. She is fucking crazy though

Obviously not a 10, she's a 6 with tits but her insanity and O&A connection makes her a 10 in the subreddit

Correct. She'd fuck you until it hurt.

I appreciate that she looks like a normal person. Most people connected with this place look like lunatics on the bus.

The crazy ones do more I've found.

Nice tits...but perusing her twitter, she's got no ass

where dem nudes at for dis bitch?

She is as unfunny as she is fuckable. Seems to be a direct correlation.

There are exceptions to this rule. If there weren't Lena Dunham would be the funniest woman in America.

This isnt real

A girl I made out with in junior high would stare directly into my eyes while making out. I noticed one day when I opened my eyes while we were kissing, she was absolutely insane too.

If there’s anything this sub should crowdfun, I think it’s nudes of mrs Chipperson here.