"i'M FoCUsED oN HALlowEEn anD SoMe volUNTeeRIng foR NOw"

29  2017-10-26 by turdthief2

Not April Fool's.

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How much focus does Halloween really require?

At age 54, enough to stop seeking full-time employment

My God, he has become Lady Di. Well, he has become half of her, Anthony has become the other half. Together, they are now one complete Lady Di. Admiral Orbani would be proud.

"I've become Lady Di? No no no, I'm going to get a job soon. I just need to take care of some Halloween stuff, then I'm going to get a job at Shop Rite, working the till"

He's playing the holiday long-con; next he'll be focusing on Thanksgiving, then Christmas, then MLK day, etc.

He'll never have to pretend to have an almost-deal again.

opie's job/no job situation reminds me of how I used to lie in middle school to get out of doing homework. pretending I was traveling over the holidays, or that one of the pages in my textbook was ripped out (after I ripped it out), faking being sick, etc.

Opie's gonna turn into that annoying fuck who tells you that it's National Shoelace Day on May 19th.

What happened? He got fired from his new 'ham n egger' job already??

ant's still trying to get a 'harm n egger' job.

Hammond what?

Just when I think iv caught on to Edgar's tricks he throws a curve ball

Meanwhile his wife is focusing in on the fine print of the divorce paperwork that's being drafted.