Cunt

104  2017-10-26 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

60 comments

Fuck this fat-titted idiot.

definitely taking a shot at Chip.

I was reading through the tweets. Some complimentary to the point of banality but there seems to be a "Opie's Boss" character that someone pointed out seems like a rip off of Chip Chipperson. Unless it's actively used to mock Opie for having a lack of job.

An Opie's boss character

Oh Jesus Christ no.

He looks more like Chip than Chip does. Jim should sell that image on a t-shirt.

Sleeping on the couch again, eh Gregg?

Bam's over.

...300 lb.s these days.

And that's just his cock

troll hair or summet. tss

You can tell by the white on white furniture and bare walls how devoid of any personality opie really is.

I was thinking that myself. How nondescript his place must be.

I would assume his place is decorated with items from his various interests like... ... does opie actually have any interests? What does that guy actually do with his time?

Beach sand in an empty Grapfruit Beer bottle.

With shit in the sand.

Fish

Opie has absolutely no discernible characteristics or interests. He acts like a recently landed immigrant trying to fit in. He just walks around the beach with a single beer in his hand and talks about the Kardashians.

Framed screenshots of any tweet with more than 50 likes.

I'm sure the walls are plastered with framed "OpieRadio" t-shirts and shit like this

To be fair, maybe he just hasn't had time to decorate after Lynsi kicked him out of the apartment and got a restraining order against him.

Oh Dada you so silly

Tsss...What is he drinkin' from a urinal or sometin'?

Just look at that laundry basket sitting on the couch in the reflection of his goggles. Thinking about Lyndsi coming in to pick it up, and having to see her retarded, unemployed meal ticket trying to go viral.

It’s funny that you think she would touch a laundry basket or that she still lives with him

365,000 followers & in 24hrs a killer joke gets 3 retweets, one of which was from Bobo. The Opster is killing it!

https://twitter.com/opieradio/status/923161090699210752

he's taken to wearing them as "a fashion thing" to contain all the tears / gotten another face lift and needs to keep the moisture in as those stretched out eyelids aren't capable of normal blinking anymore

cry for help

I wish he would feed his own head with 9mm bullets.

Tss YEAH! OR FAWKIN .380 ACP!

he's turning into homeless mustard

golden tits!

Does he still have the plastic on his couch?

Its not like the old school plastic on the couch though, it's like the thickness of a dry-cleaning bag... I hope this was taken right before he decides to do the ol' Auntie Em

Joratio Ulldeman‏ @JordanMUllman · 1h1 hour ago
Replying to @OpieRadio Why are you always alone Ope? Wife left ya?

Haha

@JordanMUllman 1h1 hour ago Replying to @OpieRadio

Why are you always alone Ope? Wife left ya?

That's just hurtful.

I hope he plans on using that plastic over his shoulder to kill himself

Even covering up most of his face this motherfucker is still ugly. Look at that fucking nose. Ewwww grody.

Growing out the hipster beard two years after it was cool.

Is he trying to write off the sofa as a "trying to be funny on twitter, which will hopefully land me some kind of gig" expense?

Opie just said - a few hours ago - 'I've always been funny' on Twitter.

He must be on a wind up, surely?

He's focusing on Halloween. The job hunt begins in earnest Nov. 1st. That's the date when he puts his foot down and demands millions from a major network to spread his brand across a wide multimedia array.

54 years old....

Why is he always wearing goggles?

because he's gay

The Opester did some acid.

just a taste

I've noticed that this guy is an asshole.

There was a time long ago where I found it difficult to get into the headspace of Mel Gibson. But I get it now. I want Opie to be raped by a pack of niggers.

I hope those 39 likes he got were worth it.

You think he smokes?

poles

You can see Bam in the goggles' reflection.

Oh, right, how could we forgot. It’s “grow a shitty beard to make Patrice’s death all about me” season.

He does as much as he can to cover up as much of his face as he can. Big beard, sunglasses or goggles, hat or silly wig. There's a world of hurt under all that - that old man isn't fooling anyone.

it's like his idea of what is cool never evolved past in 1995.

Ope Operson?

someone should photoshop lynsi getting fucked by a pack of niggers in the reflection of those goggles

Can someone hotoshop a big, juicy cock going into Opster's mouth? Thanks.

How about you feed your kids, you unemployed lout?

Just kidding, the kids aren't yours.

What are you talking about?! That loud wig? Those WACKY glasses? He screams personality!!!

but fo real tho, the brotha said sumpthin.

shizznit so deep even the ocean is like, wow that's fuckin' deep n' shizznit.

My favorite of all the replies is @OpenUpACanOfShow, clearly such a wrestling obsessed dork that he made this nonexistent connection https://twitter.com/OpenUpACanShow/status/923535221491937280

Bam's over.

poles