I'm so jealous that I can't play poker at Anthony's house
5 2017-10-26 by Single_Action_Army
Let's face it, gang. We need to stop the player hatin' here and realize that we are just envious of the legends like Fred from Brooklyn and Steven S.
Playing poker with them would be an honor and Anthony did not have sex with Sue Lightning.
12 comments
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-26
we could even make jokes-to-camera with the 'Opie's face' poker chips (wassat)
1 ThaChippa 2017-10-26
My mudder always said "Don't queer off with your friends, Chip!" I'm like, "We're not ma, we're teaching each other how to kiss!"
1 racemic_mixture 2017-10-26
Ant lives the exact same regular joe life he would have regardless of income
1 Dennyislife 2017-10-26
Poker is shit. So is karaoke. And swimming with dudes is gay.
1 Bams_seed 2017-10-26
But doing all that with a holster strapped to your waist is pretty badass
1 Dennyislife 2017-10-26
Not when you can't find your gun
1 LoveThePatBattle 2017-10-26
FUCK!
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-10-26
Who is sue lightning?
Just looked him up. Idk why you brought him up because it was actually Bailey Jay who Anthony is friends with and the reason for the trans rumors.
1 goo-gobbler 2017-10-26
Yeah I get them confused sometimes too and have to look 'em up for 'research'
1 Jungies 2017-10-26
If I want to play poker with men of that calibre, I can go to any homeless shelter in town and collect them.
The difficult part would be finding a replacement for Joe; I'd need to attend a lot of Family Court "deadbeat dad" trials to find just the right guy, hollering about how he's "not a paedophile"
1 BoardroomBimmy 2017-10-26
Really? I'm not jealous at all and I believe he did in fact have sex with that man.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-26
Reminder that Anthony spits on the floor when he loses a hand and thinks it's a cool thing to do.
Fucking animal.
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-10-26
Having sex with Sue Lightning would be an honor