The fact that Patton thinks he’s “super woke” and he only started thinking about the white-as-normal aspect of speech shows he is a complete fucking dunce. This is the type of thing that makes 19 year olds in sociology 101 think they have the world figured out and yet this wannabe leftist pundit only figured it out at age 50.
When you say "cowboy" anyone with any sense of history knows they were 99% white, and continue to be. It doesn't need a "race qualifier" in a story.
There was an episode of Race Wars a couple years ago where Sherrod freaked out about black cowboys and how in the old west they were actually 75% of all the cattle drivers, but it's just another white-washed piece of history. After 15 minutes of arguing (Cleopatra level) they checked into it... there were actually only something like two black cowboys ever. Then it turned into "that's the white man's history!!!"
That response is the epitome of why I am thrilled with the collapse of Hollywood, media, and entertainment in general. Fuck these comfortable losers bitching and nitpicking like a bunch of faggots.
This is how Progressive Adults act. Everyone in the world has agency and history except themselves. It's a maddening prison of apologies and incessant self-examination until nothing left of the person exists.
They're turning themselves into victims fairly effectively. Nothing like paranoia and misery to ruin your life, and they won't get their way politically as long as they behave like this.
You know what you need to do. The world needs men of action with the power to do what is necessary. True patriots like you. Take up arms, like your forefathers. Youll be a hero.
But white people are the default demographic in western countries. It's just numerically accurate to assume any hypothetical "guy" in a joke is white, the same if you were in Japan and an Asian guy told you a joke, you would picture it with Asian characters.
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1 redtheftauto 2017-10-26
https://thinkprogress.org/exclusive-elevated-co2-levels-directly-affect-human-cognition-new-harvard-study-shows-2748e7378941/
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-26
So "big city retards" is now scientifically proven.
1 dmix 2017-10-26
Half the world's population lives in cities. 50% of people voted for Hillary Clinton. My god, I think you're onto something!
1 CoyoteeBongwater 2017-10-26
50% of voters.
All those who didn't vote are probably smart and would've probably voted Jeb!
1 Sicboy69 2017-10-26
Not to get too technical but 81% of Americans live in urban areas & less than 20% live in rural areas.
1 Opesterino 2017-10-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2d2FRh0BM
1 _youtubot_ 2017-10-26
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1 shickadantz 2017-10-26
The fact that Patton thinks he’s “super woke” and he only started thinking about the white-as-normal aspect of speech shows he is a complete fucking dunce. This is the type of thing that makes 19 year olds in sociology 101 think they have the world figured out and yet this wannabe leftist pundit only figured it out at age 50.
1 xyniphis 2017-10-26
To be fair, they started making most of this stuff up after Patton was indoctrinated.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-26
Why does anyone want to be "default"? What happened to celebrating difference and wanting to stand out in the crowd?
1 racemic_mixture 2017-10-26
Which is it faggots? I can't do both.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-26
They hate us cause they ain't us
1 CoolerKing37 2017-10-26
"Grrrrr" ~ Some fat nigger.
1 Lilcumia 2017-10-26
Why is adam pissed? That patton didn't mention the colour of the white guy? Why is that bad?
1 xyniphis 2017-10-26
Because to these children, even mentioning someone is black in a story is super oppressive racism.
1 dmix 2017-10-26
This is scary. I liked it better when they were grabbing KFC bags out of white people's hands.
1 Nah_Ming 2017-10-26
I liked it better when they were all chucking spears in Africa.
1 TARE_ME 2017-10-26
When you say "cowboy" anyone with any sense of history knows they were 99% white, and continue to be. It doesn't need a "race qualifier" in a story.
There was an episode of Race Wars a couple years ago where Sherrod freaked out about black cowboys and how in the old west they were actually 75% of all the cattle drivers, but it's just another white-washed piece of history. After 15 minutes of arguing (Cleopatra level) they checked into it... there were actually only something like two black cowboys ever. Then it turned into "that's the white man's history!!!"
Sorry for the aside, Sherrod just sucks.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2017-10-26
Some guy actually tweeted "cowboys are known to be white...if I said rapper you would assume he's black"
A response was that study
1 racemic_mixture 2017-10-26
This has to be a joke, right? There is no way this is a serious conversation two adults had.
1 SuaveRico 2017-10-26
"Uuuuuuuggghhhh"
1 Dinosaur-forest 2017-10-26
I hate this smug bastard so much.
1 Ironhawk05 2017-10-26
Patton is just pandering to the needy, and the whiny, while plotting his next murder.
He has bigger things going on.
1 WindiPaper 2017-10-26
LMAO at the libtard saying "This is how adults act" in the reply to the apology. WTF is he even apologizing for?
This is how children act and it is why Trump is the fucking president.
1 AiCPearlJam 2017-10-26
That response is the epitome of why I am thrilled with the collapse of Hollywood, media, and entertainment in general. Fuck these comfortable losers bitching and nitpicking like a bunch of faggots.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-26
This is how Progressive Adults act. Everyone in the world has agency and history except themselves. It's a maddening prison of apologies and incessant self-examination until nothing left of the person exists.
1 NGJimmy 2017-10-26
I wonder what Anthony's dad would think about all this.
1 WindiPaper 2017-10-26
HA HA HA HA HA Anthony's dad HOLEE SHIT HA HA
1 TacoTrots 2017-10-26
North Korea, Russia and Iran can't start nuking us fast enough.
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-26
If people are gonna use their comedy to wake up the public, do it like Patrice or shut up
1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-26
i love this privilege and take advantage of it every single day and opportunity i can
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-26
These leftists WANT us to hate them, right? They WANT to hen peck everyone into just giving up and hating them. That has to be it - right?
1 ElectricHellKnight 2017-10-26
Anything that enables them to be victims.
1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-26
They're turning themselves into victims fairly effectively. Nothing like paranoia and misery to ruin your life, and they won't get their way politically as long as they behave like this.
1 JohnQNo1 2017-10-26
You know what you need to do. The world needs men of action with the power to do what is necessary. True patriots like you. Take up arms, like your forefathers. Youll be a hero.
1 WindiPaper 2017-10-26
They turned on David Cross in the blink of an eye, they'll turn on you as well Patton eventually.
1 ae_1985 2017-10-26
He is a spitting image of Bobo in that Twitter avatar.
1 dmix 2017-10-26
Can we add "allies" to the list of "words to be beheaded for using" list?
1 johnfreeman1111111 2017-10-26
Trump will win 2020 by 400+ electoral voted
1 dmix 2017-10-26
I hope it's 1 electoral vote so they all riot and get tased/batoned by police until they act like civilized people again.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-10-26
"Round" black guy? Jesus christ dude, you're fat. I'm fat. We're all fat. Stop it with the euphemisms. They're getting out of control.
1 dannoomg 2017-10-26
Does anybody think it is possible to trick Patton Oswalt into doing an AMA on this sub?
1 xyniphis 2017-10-26
This sub? No. Start some bullshit sub called r/minoritiesagainsttrump and he will get keyboard burn from logging in so fast
1 hahfdjahdfsja 2017-10-26
That nigger is being a faggot
1 Lasagna_Hat 2017-10-26
Glad he didn't get mad at Patton's "I love killing fat whiny bitches"
1 Taureg01 2017-10-26
How many cowboys are black and indian? I would de-friend this fat dunce.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-26
But white people are the default demographic in western countries. It's just numerically accurate to assume any hypothetical "guy" in a joke is white, the same if you were in Japan and an Asian guy told you a joke, you would picture it with Asian characters.
1 link_nukem28 2017-10-26
sorry, but when a white millionare can get fired for just saying a word, you ain't living in a white-power oppressive society.
1 jewniggercuck 2017-10-26
That fat nigger has no idea who he's fucking with.
1 myoes 2017-10-26
2.You are assuming he's white because most cowboys are white. Dummy.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-26
yeah i'm sure every black guy calls his best friend "my black best friend." these monumental faggots.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-26
So "big city retards" is now scientifically proven.