Reminder that Joe Matarese’s wife won’t pay for a hair transplant so he has to spike his hair like a 6th grader in 2001 in order to hide his bald spot

25  2017-10-26 by kelp_bouquet

11 comments

the only thing that would really help his looks, would be entry and exit wounds.

I was a 6th grader in 2001. Class of 08.

Let’s fuck

I'm sorry your sixth grade class didn't have a field trip to a certain NYC landmark at the beginning of the school year.

Chrysler Building?

Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island. Informative and fun!

Definitely had some follicle assistance. He's balder in the before shot.

Joe is not a respectable person

Hey, it works

He looks like a door to door salesman

A 40 something who uses hair products saddens me.

I saw joe the other day, he was wearing a no fear shirt and starter pants