Joe Matarese is calling the cops!

71  2017-10-26 by tunisianknifer

58 comments

consequences will never be the same

I got your IP address and I BACK TRACED IT

We dun goofed

Lets not forget, Joey M has actually threatened specific violence to specific people on recent podcasts. In fact, I wouldn't be doing my civil duty if I didn't forward those soundclips to authorities near him.

You gotta put ya Italian forearm tchroo their heads

how would he even begin to tell "the authorities" about whats happening to him. He is a trolls dream, an over-reacting fool who takes himself seriously

At least Brother "Faggot" Joe can claim he has lost gigs because of it. As far as I've seen Joe "Faggot" Matarese can't even get booked, the sun didn't even have to work for that.

At least Joe "Faggot" Cumia can claim he has lost gigs because of it

but is NOT a pedophile.

It becomes more absurd if you imagine him in front of a powder wig judge from 1880

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1880?!!!!

someone should make a 'not a pedophile' bot, for everytime someone writes Joe Cumia

your majesty

Tells authorities

They end up joining trolls and making fun of Joe too

get 30 or so new subs here. All cops from the precinct he called. 30 new Matarese shitposters.

I wouldn't worry too much about the "authorities."

He just forgot to take his meds and was talking into a banana while his family watched in horror.

Too* you fucking idiot.

he alerted the fbi, cia, and homeland security. You guys asked for it...

And some wise guys that he knows. Opie used to caddie for them.

Thet's riiight. You don't wanna help fix Joe? Well, Joe and his... shall we say, "associates"? are gonna FIX YOU. Crack ya fwuckin' head.

legit tho?

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"Yes, Police? Jaded fans of a radio show are being mean to me on the internet"

Meanwhile someone is bleeding out in the Bronx while this asshole is on the phone.

Don't you ever call me a fan of joe matarese!

what radio show? I don't see any fans here

People are making clear parody videos on youtube of this former contestant on a nationally televised show. Im sure theyll put their best detective on the matter.

Next week's guest on 100% Italian; The Authorities

u/porsalin make it happen

I'm sure the NYPD have their best detectives on the case. Don't worry about drug trafficking, rapes and murders. Just someone parodying you on a podcast

Or jirn Morton’s problem which he won’t talk about

That was infuriating

"Hello, 911? It's me, Joe Maaaterese. Lemme come down to the station and roast ya for 10 dollars."

Heey 911 it's mee, Joe Maaatareese. I'd like to report a frickin' robbery! Dease frickin' O.A. guuuys are stealin mah maateeerial!

Hey Officer, I'll polish your night stick with my asshole for 2 bucks. My wife cut my allowance, I'm begging ya!!

Impersonating a shitty comedian is a VERY serious crime and it's NOT okay!!!!!!!!

Ew what a pussy.

Fawkin haters!

The cyber police have been notified!

Oh, shit!

The pricks have been backtraced!

This proves he's not Eyetalian

Its a fair point hes making guys, i mean the guy can roll with the punches, the dude can take a bit of good natured joshing like the best of 'em, but he knows when to say when, and this has gone too far over the line

Is this the part of Goodfellas were Henry joins the witless protection program?

Realistically; what could the authorities do? If that's not already a dumb question...

They could possibly stage a coup and replace the government with one that doesn't guarantee free speech to people who think Joe Matarese is a witless sack of shit.

The authorities have the ability to hang the phone up on joe and go on with their days.

Source: I'm a police officer

You ever given a man a cavity search?

what do you think i am a dentist or suthin tssss

Now what if someone was legitimately threatening him through DM; I'm sure they'd be able to step in then, right? I've just been telling him to "quit comedy" (or "quit comedy FAGGOT"), once in a while I'll share the new "100% Italian" with him on his timeline. The most I've gotten from all that is a 24-hour ban from twitter...

Well, that will certainly bring the harassment to a complete stop and not make the "haters" want to double their efforts.

(I suspect this Matarese character isn't a very bright man.)

Uh oh guys I'm going to prison.

https://i.imgur.com/jGY2xZS.jpg

Say hi to Kuhn for us.

911? I think im being trolled

Did his account get hacked, why's he retweeting people shitting on him? Or is that this idiots way of "documenting" everything?

context please.

Does anyone in the O and A universe understand the Streisand effect?

Atleast this buys him some time with his wife nagging him to get a real job "these trolls are taking away my business, just have a little patience honey"

Joe IS William Shatner in Nightmare @ 20000 Ft.