r/opieandanthony: Well boo hoo Matarese

1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-10-25

"Im being trolled by people who are funnier than I am and I dont know how to stop them"

1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-25

Seriously. At this point, isn't he the troll?

1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-10-25

idk but hes definitely the hole

1 deegan258 2017-10-25

And as we all know, in order to get to the boy's hole, you have to pay the troll toll.

1 Psych555 2017-10-25

booooooooooo

1 deegan258 2017-10-25

ah jeez, I'm dyin out here

1 stillah 2017-10-25

... or sumptin

1 CoyoteeBongwater 2017-10-25

he just won't stop bothering us, i don't get how he can come out as the victim here

1 Lokque 2017-10-25

I thought trolls guard bridges instead of burning them down?

1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-10-25

He's trolling people with a sense of humor

1 turnthemaround 2017-10-25

I'm sure this tweet will stop some of the bullying, and it's not just egging people on

1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-10-25

Doesn't the poor guy just realize the more he lets the internet know how affected he is by the trolling the more fun it is?

1 Slothjew 2017-10-25

It’s working guys, keep it up! He’s cracking under the pressure right before our eyes.

1 aceop 2017-10-25

He's impersonation of a comic needs to be psychoanalyzed on his new pahdcehst.

1 UnemployedOpie 2017-10-25

Doesn't he actually have to have some work before it can be cancelled? 🤔

1 dmix 2017-10-25

Stop saying harmful things!

1 beier5 2017-10-25

Do ya ever get it where you think people give a shit about your problems?

1 OpiesTitDoctor 2017-10-25

Happens to me all the time.

1 JoeMatarese 2017-10-25

There are going to be repercussions. I've tried every possible angle and still you absolute horrible little nothings try to ruin my career at every turn.

Consider this your final warning before things get taken to the next level.

1 I-take-beast-shits 2017-10-25

Hmm this is either joes actual account of a brilliant slowplay of an old troll account

1 Belchides 2017-10-25

No that's a troll. I can confirm this as Fanclub President.

1 Slothjew 2017-10-25

Nice to meet you Joe, you fucking loser.

1 Yaseetheo 2017-10-25

Is it true that you know... Itallian people? Gabagoosh!

1 porsalin 2017-10-25

Hi Joe - am I still cool doing the paahdkest since you failed with your copyright claims?

1 DerpalSherpa 2017-10-25

If he had a funny bone in his body he would go on 100% Italian. He should be honored to be immortalized by you. Side note, I notice when your Joe trails off at the end of sentences and loses his breath he sounds a little like Harry Caray. Intentional? I'll hang up and listen, big fan!

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-25

Gonna pull some strings? Get the internet mafia to whack us? You fucking finocchio.

1 martigan99 2017-10-25

The next level? Just like in Goodfellas I suppose

1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-25

Gold please.

1 UnemployedOpie 2017-10-25

You ever get it where you have an emotional breakdown on Twitter and Reddit?

1 Opesterino 2017-10-25

DO THE BIT

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-25

You deserve it all

1 crookedmile 2017-10-25

-try to cancel my work

Nigga, I'd respect you more if you washed fucking dishes, at least that's actual work.

1 Belchides 2017-10-25

He already washes dishes, does the laundry, and vacuums the living room.

1 BMoneyCPA 2017-10-25

And preps the bull

1 FuckShitFart 2017-10-25

this makes me so happy

1 JeremyACrosby 2017-10-25

he still hasn't found a way to pull any comedy out of all this abuse, he stinks.

1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-25

any hack under 40 would be making a documentary about it as it unfolds, meanwhile Joe is still trying to get back on Letterman.

1 realister 2017-10-25

I want to see People's Court vs Matarese.

1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-25

Judge: "Sir, for the last time, the court is well aware that you are NOT a pedophile. You've reiterated at length...."

Matarese: "I object! Your hoaahhna...I am not a pedophile!"

1 Basehead_Vos 2017-10-25

I don't have time to call nursing homes and American Legions in New Jersey to get the dipshit cancelled. Who does he think he is? You're not 2U status yet, Joey Fishpills. Go fuck yourself.

1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-25

He should follow in Brother Joe's footsteps and try being a 'tribute comic'. Rickles Don or something.

1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-10-25

Joe Dangerfield: Ayy, my Adderal don't get no respect!

1 lifeobenreilly 2017-10-25

Ron Dickles: I'm an approachable guy!

1 robocopsboner 2017-10-25

Preferably Robin Williams.

1 TheMasterOfThUnivers 2017-10-25

Him writing anything on twitter is just telling into the abyss, with his average of 0 to 2 likes.

1 LevStrauss 2017-10-25

That's a little far fetched. I don't buy it.

1 JG0923 2017-10-25

Ahahaha WAAAHHHH

1 QuantumDice 2017-10-25

fucker finally gets fans, and of course he can't handle the attention.

1 John_Gulbunny 2017-10-25

Is this his metoo story?

1 mcb84 2017-10-25

Hi, Im Joe Matarese. Welcome to my pity party.

1 i_saw_nothing 2017-10-25

Joe Matarese's only headlining role has been appearing on the front page of this sub every day.

What an ingrate.

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-25

911? I think I'm being trolled

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-25

Get the fuck out of this business immediately. You're a source of emotional drain on everyone you're around. You are incredibly selfish to realize that your audience members are being polite (pretending to enjoy you out of pity) and to still force people who sit through your uncomfortable routine. You subtly victimize your family, close relatives, and friends by subjecting them to this. Every video, social media pic, everyone around you has this body language expressing begrudging sympathy. Stop doing this to people and find a new hobby. If we point this out it's not trolling so much as giving you a well deserved reality check after your outrageous crimes against social decency.

1 DougmanWGodspeed 2017-10-25

"They used to be called Pests, your honor."

1 sickfuckinpuppies 2017-10-25

I almost wanna say he hasn't figured out the internet yet

1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-10-25

*Always check that the spelling of my name in both places on my account match and that there is a blue check mark . I spell my last name M A T A R E S E.

NY joematarese.com*

Heh.

1 table_it_bot 2017-10-25