r/opieandanthony: I have immense dislike for this guy.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-25

This is an alpha male according to (((those))) in control. You ever see those verizon commercials? Vile.

I'm posting this here because my mo...girlfriend is tired of me complaining to her.

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2017-10-25

Where was he presented as such?

Calm down

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-25

if you have to ask you'll never know

1 Clown_Shoe 2017-10-25

When has he ever been depicted as an alpha male? He's always shown as an awkward nerdy type who doesn't know anything about sports in his commercials.

1 SWIMsfriend 2017-10-25

also if you look at his interviews on Conan he's way more like someone here than how he is portrayed in tv roles.

1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-10-25

Feminism has succeeded. Just LOOK at this.... doormat

1 Kenn_Kennerson 2017-10-25

Relax, he always plays nerds.

Was Urkel a result of feminism, too?

1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-10-25

No. He was the only beta male "hero" at the time. Now thats the cool thing to do in hollywood

1 HandsomeMyles 2017-10-25

plus urkel was just a character. taping ended and he went back to being jaleel white.

this loser is just playing himself in EVERY role he's ever had.

1 DeclanGunn 2017-10-25

Even Urkel's advances towards the neighbor girl would surely have him labelled as an arch villain-tier sexual predator by today's standards.

1 racemic_mixture 2017-10-25

estro-boy

lol

1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-25

Don't blame women for this one - he's a loser fag on his own.

1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-10-25

Yes but without cunts proping these pussies up this fucker would be a re-enactment actor playing the boyfriend to a chick who got murdered.

1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-25

You may be right.

1 Bams_seed 2017-10-25

Gross

1 3stepsbackward 2017-10-25

I don't know him, but he looks like a fag.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-25

Silicon Valley on HBO and a ton of Verizon commercials like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjCZ-EDofyM

1 rahtin 2017-10-25

Only retards watch commercials.

1 racemic_mixture 2017-10-25

Seeing this reminds me how well Odell's season is going.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-25

That's the best part!

1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-10-25

I hope at&t hire a hitman and take this cunt out

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-25

I hope it's Paul from Sprint

1 deanthecleanmachine 2017-10-25

I hope you die too for knowing his name

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-25

I had to google it.

1 --DC-- 2017-10-25

You're still a horrible person for this.

1 heslaotian 2017-10-25

It's even worse that you went out of your way to Google it

1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-25

How 'bout Dante from Verizon? Or is he over at Time Warner now?

1 PattonsDeadBeard 2017-10-25

I love that TJ Miller left Silicon valley b/c kumail nanjiani and this douche weren't liberal enough for him...

1 Clint0nBukowski 2017-10-25

He said they didn’t donate enough money to her campaign... she lost with a billion dollars

1 racemic_mixture 2017-10-25

Money wasn't the problem which these idiots failed to identify.

1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-10-25

They think throwing money at problems will fix them. If only Hillary had spent another billion dollars she might have eked out a win.

1 Billyassman 2017-10-25

Another great career move.

1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2017-10-25

Autistic Ichabod Crane lookin' faggot

1 NortheastPhilly 2017-10-25

Ooooh look at me, I'm so weird and awkward!

1 StevenIsAnAsshole 2017-10-25

But, it's cool to be a geeky, low-testosterone, high-snark worm of a man.

1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-25

In Canada

1 Blink-Blink 2017-10-25

I don't know guys, he seems pretty cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qj1d6MNKTk

1 _youtubot_ 2017-10-25

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1 SWIMsfriend 2017-10-25

Anders had way more of a career than Patrice ever did. plus it was found out that the Workaholics weren't trying to act cool but were like super intimated by being around so many amazing comics. like this was their first time interacting with like all those celebrities.

1 Anarox 2017-10-25

Oh fuck you, Patrice had the career he wanted, they begged his ass to roast on comedy central, he said no until he felt like it because of Sheen.

1 crookedmile 2017-10-25

I get it, but he's fucking funny on the CBB podcast. Filthy.

1 iHaveOpieTits 2017-10-25

Check out his Bill Maher appearance for more hate fuel.

1 jsmill1 2017-10-25

He's like the Al Jolson of autism.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-25

All shucking and jiving in that commercial.

1 jsmill1 2017-10-25

ooohoo, look at me and how much I can't make eye contact! I'm gonna turn sideways while my chest is still facing the person I'm talking to. oops, I dropped the mic, better try to pick it up. oh no it's got feedback now.

1 sherockradio 2017-10-25

He manages to be the most one dimensional person on a show where he's the main character.

You know who else I don't like? Chris Parnell. He also always just plays a boring everyman.

1 marklarsen 2017-10-25

Dr. Spaceman was funny.

1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-10-25

It's embarrassing. White guys just get nerdier and more awkward, yet we're called misogynist pigs for saying "dude" and sitting the wrong way on a bus.

1 DinduMcNuffins 2017-10-25

he's been on comedy bang bang, and was unironically funny, but i've hated every fiber of his being in the last two years or so

1 edfromla 2017-10-25

Hey gets more and more hate-able after every Verizon commercial

1 RichHeads 2017-10-25

I have no idea who he is or what he's done but just by his physical appearance I hundred percent agree with you.

I want to genocide so much of the millennial generation.

1 jofreal 2017-10-25

He's got a real wonky eye. He's practically a white Forest Whitaker. At least FW is a good actor with a shred of masculinity, though.

1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-25

Who?

1 ballsymcgee 2017-10-25