They also deleted a tweet announcing she was coming on because every reply trashed them for it. They reposted another one and got trashed for having her on again. Those faggots are pathetic.

I hate how much all of these idiots live and die by Twitter, but the opportunity to have a direct voice to tell them how bad this is is the only thing that makes me wish I had an account.

They don't take it into account. Mary Jean and the wrestlers always get shit on. Sam never responds and Jim only responds if he's grouchy and wants to BABY BOOOOOOOYYYYYYY somebody.

Sam replied to me last week because I transcribed his atrocious, illiterate, stuttering interview of that awful Vintage Trouble band and he replied "Thank you. We were figuring out technical difficulties in all of our headphones as I was stalling in my speech. Up yours." So in true Opie fashion, whenever he sucks and can't perform the one task necessary for his job (speak like a human), it's technical issues/someone else's fault.

And if the headphones were actually the problem, why wouldn't you just take them off?

The Last Professional Broadcaster? That's like asking a marine to take off his helmet.

its never his fault because his mommy says he works really really hard

Don't forget rounding up retards, the one thing sams actually good at

Being the office gossip only to tell everyone on air and betray co-workers' trust

Imagine that. You tell this weak little faggot something in confidence and he blabs to a national audience. All the while you have to listen to him sniggering in the corner and jumping in with snarky remarks followed by his cackle

Was this when they were all in "the fishbowl", and the only person whose mic worked was the singer for the band, and you only heard his occasional "Uh huh" and "Yeah" at questions and conversation that wasn't going out over the air?

Don't know nor do I care. They have employees whose only job is to make sure the mics are working properly. At the very least, Sam is a horrible manager who can't handle his employees' work.

To be fair Mars is extremely stupid and incompetent.

It wasn't just cuz it got 100% negative replies, it was cuz the first one had Mary Jean tagged in the tweet so she'd see all the comments and not come in.. so they reposted it without her @mebtioned in it lol

Are you Travis, Troy or another SiriusXM employee?

No. Worse, he's British.

💂‍♀️🌨🍦⚽️😀

Just noticed, those sons of bitches took away the Arab guy emoji.

Never seen that.. just the turban guy 👳🏾‍♀️👳🏽

Not surprising, given how the world news subreddit is constantly purged of Arab guys who do things.

That's the EXPLOSION emoji, you culturally-insensitive twat.

It had negative replies but they also tagged the wrong twitter account. The first one had xxx at the end of the twitter handle.

They didn't tag her at all in the new one https://twitter.com/jimandsamshow/status/923167619024343040

The @username on the old now deleted graphic was her IG and not her twitter. Fuck ups all around.

having pornstars on the radio is so fun! because they have vaginas that we can't touch. we get to hear their below average intelligence waste a good bit of our day....

lets be honest, the only reason people have pornstars on their radio show is so the host can personally flirt with their guests. This is one thing i respect about opie, he knows you don't need a hole.

Actually she slept in and called up trying to get out of it. Jim and Sam are angry with a clearly on drugs porn star as if she's a responsible adult.

It's almost like they want us to say "Maybe Opie wasn't so bad."

You aren't enjoying the NAMBLA gay porn roleplay that Jim and Sam are doing with e their intern?

Jesus Christ. This woman is a nobody desperate for attention to plug her awful porns and escorting and she can't be bothered to go on Jim & Sam.

Don't forget her day job as some kind of beautician. Just need to get her a part time maid gig then she hit the Latin bimbo trifecta: porn, salon, shit scrubber.

Do we get a wrestler later?

A man can only wish for so much

plus lanie oh boy what a fucking treat. yuck

The zero personality whore wrangler?

Lane is the hideous porn manager that Jim is friends with who comes with Mary Jean and that leathery one who goes on Anthony's show even though she does lots of interracial porn.

unclean

hopefully she stands behind a door again

It's going to be a glorious day when Mary Jean ends up fucking over both Jim and Sam and they will act do surprised by it. You know it will happen.

Nobody else wants her. Jim gets her on Anthony's show as a favor. Other than that she has nowhere else to go and they're dumb enough to think she's good radio.

For anybody who didn't listen, here's what they teased coming up after the first break:

• Mary Jean was going to come in, and they were going to do movie trivia with one of the interns.

• If he won, Mary Jean would give him a lap dance.

• If he lost, he would have to give Mary Jean a lapdance.

I couldn't tell you what actually came of this radio masterpiece because I don't hate myself enough that I would tune back into the show.

Hmm. On Bennington they had a movie trivia contest and the loser had to do a forfeit.

Last week? I heard that. Chris vs. Vito. There was at least something to that. Something substantial happened to each of them depending on the winner/loser. Both guys are 100% part of the show, and it was prepared ahead of time.

This is a fucking lapdance bit between an intern and a pornstar on the radio. "Let's do movie trivia!!!" comes out of nowhere, and considering that the sum of their movie knowledge is:

Jim - Jaws, A Clockwork Orange, The Shawshank Redemption

Sam - Adam Sandler and Will Ferrel movies.

You left off pre-1996 Scorsese movies and anything with Yaphet Kotto, but this is shockingly accurate.

Yeah I enjoyed Rons trivia game. Despite what this sub thinks I think Benningtons a great show. I was implying JnS were ripping off a Bennington bit considering it had just happened on their show. Havent heard the js version though.

Oh, I couldn't stand to try and listen to whatever J&S cobbled together.

Eh, I was doing Bennington every day since they started, but a few months ago, I just realized I wasn't enjoying that either. The chance of a couple good Ron quips per show wasn't worth sitting through, "Celebrity Gossip with Jenn" or "Everybody says 'Me too, Ron!'". The latter was the more infuriating one. Ron could say that the sky is green and blue skies are overrated and they'd all agree how they never liked blue skies to start with. I'd like to see him suddenly flip his opinion back after Chris and Gail agree with him, but he'd (rightfully) never throw his own daughter under the bus like that.

I try to be positive and I don't want to shit on Gail, but I liked Bennington much better when it was an occasional morning show when Opie took Fridays off.

Jenn starting full-time was when I tapped out of Bennington as well.

I probably deserve to be banned from this sub for saying this, but Gail is actually getting better. She made me laugh pretty hard once recently.

can you give us a short rundown of the bennington trivia game in return for an upvote (just gave it)?

let me tease another upvote on the actual trivia story for you as well. (peckaz)

Sam blatantly steals bits from other SiriusXM shows. Home Improvement/Tim Allen was a featured and hilarious running gag on The Bonfire for a week. So Sam took it and made it fucking painful, tedious, and forced and incorporated it into the theme song.

Is that why he started doing it?

When that started a couple weeks ago, I couldn't understand why they would start using such a weak 20+ year old reference, out of nowhere.

I get the Tim Allen grunt was "iconic" at the time, but who would think that's even marginally relevant to anything in 2017?

I'm not going back to check the exact episode, but yes it absolutely has to be why. They did it on like a Monday and Tuesday show and Sam brought it up Wed and Thurs.

Jimmy basically stopped watching movies in 1980, when he was twelve.

I really get the impression that when Jimmy became a teenager he lost interest in everything except satisfying his compulsions. There’s no evidence that he’s done anything but sleep, eat, work, and jerk off for the past 35 years.

It’s counterintuitive but Jimmy should serve as a lesson to us all that extreme hedonism is actually very boring.

Hey, don't compare J&S to them, it's insulting to John and Jeff.

John and Jeff were much more open about their ladyboy fetish.

At least you could laugh at John and Jeff because their brand of bad was funny. This shit is just mediocre hackery. Oh really, a lap dance? How wacky!

I hope Troy pushes them off a cliff.

There was a fight between Opie and Jim from a few years back (I believe it was related to Opie not acknowledging some low-level comedian friend who drove up from Philly to be on the show) and it's the only time I can recall agreeing with Opie. In addition to that argument, Jimmy was also being a salty baby boy because Opie vetoed having a porn star on the show.

Jim framed it like "what kind of shock comedy show are we if we can't have a pornstar on" and if I remember correctly, Opie just didn't think it made for good radio, and he's right.

Degenerate comedians like Jimmy and Big Jay need to realize that there is nothing entertaining about having a vapid drugged-up porn star incoherently converse on the air. The host gets to see tits, but the audience just gets to hear her talk with zero humor about how great her life is or more likely, how she's more than a sex object.

Its not that I (or presumably Opie) have any moral objections to these porn girls, its just that they're rarely if ever entertaining.

Opie loved whores on his show. It's piss easy radio. He stopped it when things got serious with Lynsi. He brought a few back in, mainly the Penthouse ones because they had some kind of deal with them. But it was not because Opie had the good taste to know it was shit.

Regardless of why he stopped it he was not wrong that it makes terrible radio.

the only time they are entertaining is when you bring in a drugged up Jim Jeffries in with them

And those days are long gone. Now Jeffries would probably ask them why they degrade themselves and try to convince them to get into fully clothed femdom ball squashing porn.

AY NAY

Worse. Than. Opie.

i see it now too. opie would have never come up with shit like this.

Sounds fucking awful.

She was just on a recent episode of 8th Street Latinas and did not look happy.

For some reason, your comment really depressed me. I honestly feel like crying now, maybe I just will.

let it out, brother.

I managed to contain them. I honestly felt bad for Mary Jean for a second after reading your comment. Being humiliated in a racially degrading porno and all. Then I imagined her slamming an 8-ball that some poor sap paid for and drinking a box of zinfandel while she repeats the process and getting paid handsomely for her efforts.

She has her limits.

She could have gotten out of the business this summer when Jim really wanted her to be his girlfriend and even introduced her to his parents (who probably wished they were dead.) She could have lived with a millionaire in a nice apartment. She chose to continue doing Ghetto Gaggers over date Jim Norton.

Wait Jimmy actually wanted to date her? Or was he just going the Nice Guy route for plausible deniability like he did with Lauren. B/c I'm pretty sure Jim is just accepted as gay now.

Jim is what the kids call pansexual and what we call "I'll fuck anything that moves."

He really was trying hard to get with her all summer. She just wasn't interested in him as more than a friend. So he moved on to the Iceland tranny or whatever.

He's Norwegian and of Turkish descent.

For fuck's sake, Princess Alena is no laughing matter.

He also has aids and can only derive sexual pleasure from exploiting sad old men.

Yea, rude Jude was in studio a few weeks ago and he mentioned he fucked her. Jimmy sounded deflated.

lmao, BBuuuhhhhruuutaaaal brothaman

Her tweets are something you'd expect from a 17-year-old trailer park skank. "Did anal until sunrise then had a sexy girl pee on me lol."

a 17-year-old trailer park skank

@anthonycumiaxyz has followed you!

You hang out in fun trailer parks!

it sounds nice on paper...

You hang out in fun trailer parks!

Oh man, porn stars on the radio! What's better than that is when they don't actually do anything sexy for your visual element and instead just babble on and on with their years of knowledge and experience in zzzzZZZZzzzzz

Even if the youtube replays had video I wouldn't watch this botched up idiot fake come on to Jim. Her tits look like the one volley ball in the bin that no one in the gym class can quite figure out how it's still inflated.

You wouldn't need to worry, apparently Jim is the one member of the staff that she has no sexual interest in.

She's a stripper, aka an expert in feeling out soft targets with the deepest pockets in the room. Sexual interest won't stop her from making nauseating radio, nor will it stop Sam from giving shitty play-by-plays of her on Jim's lap while the audience is treated to weird moaning noises coming from Jim's mic.

I just realized this, too.

Mary Jean said she would fuck Sam for free then Sam claimed he would cum right away i wonder how his wife would feel about that little audio clip

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Who?

I don't even listen to the show and I'm sick of this broad.

She the kind of whore you just beat up so you can keep your two dollars.

faaawk yeah

Porn stars were funny when the hosts treated them as though they were subhuman. They were the joke. They may as well have Gary the Retard on for serious interviews.

People like Jimmy have tried to legitimize porn as a real career and the women who gets loads on their faces shouldn't be looked at any less than your average teacher or electrician. And anyone who disagrees with that is either sexist or a prude.

I was hoping she would be banned from Sirius after hitting the other pornstar at their live event, she's a fucking dumb bore.

I remember reading some comments on here about her literally being insane. I have seen some of her social media and I believe it. Last week she was stalking some ex BF at 0200 outside his apartment, checking to see if he had another women over or something, no one cares. But the point is she was probably abused as a youngster and is def broken goods.

The worst part is, we dont even get good old pervert Jimmy who was honest, Id have so much less of a problem is Jim just said "I really want to fuck a pornstar, so I'll have her on hoping she fucks me." I cold work with that.

But this new faux non-pervert Jimmy, who goes shopping and does "friends" things with a boring idiot like Mary Jean trying to convince himself & all of us he isn't really just trying to fuck her is embarrassing. It feels like a betrayal. It's the "Kiss doing a disco song" of Jim Norton-ness.

Every time she's on, I get a little bit turned on and go looking for some stroking material. And then I remember her ass is covered in stretch marks from her awful ass implants and I go soft again.

Why get comedians when you can have grand slam hitters like a lady who has been in a couple porn videos?

What's wrong with Rose? I like Rose. Also UFC is in MSG next week so get ready boys

Meh she's not really a wigger. She shaved her head because she was tired of being a pretty girl fighter. Please consider in future post removing her and adding Natasha legerro and who ever her cuck is I stead of Rose. Thank you for your time and consideration over these matters.

I like to think Sam starting bringing her on so we could all laugh at the retart then she started crying about being a rape victim and Jim fell for her so now they are stuck with a sad clingy retard who just gets to come in like she is a real guest.

I tried listening to today's show but couldn't. I simply had to bail less than half way through.

Proper morning zoo.

She's only funny interacting with strangers on the street who think she's a very fuckable retarded person.

I just looked her up on Pornhub and apparently she's rank 984 for female porn actresses so by no stretch of the imagination is she a pornstar, but she's also not fucking low enough to really be in the industry's gutter and be interesting from that angle. She's at the least interesting level that a porno creep can be at.

Yeah...that woulda been funny.

What are you talking about, buddy ?

unclean

Don't forget her day job as some kind of beautician. Just need to get her a part time maid gig then she hit the Latin bimbo trifecta: porn, salon, shit scrubber.