r/opieandanthony: Just walked past Club Soda Kenny

Just walked past Club Soda Kenny

88 2017-10-25 by UhLookHereMan

It was surreal. Kenny was standing outside of my office building as I was going in. We made eye contact, and looking into his face was akin to the scene in Thunderdome when Blaster's helmet gets knocked off and you can see that he's retarded. Schumer must be rooting around for truffles nearby

30 comments

1 crookedmile 2017-10-25

You want foot in face?

1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-25

Did he ask if he can get you a coffee?

1 UhLookHereMan 2017-10-25

I wish. I wanted to say something to him but I think he was "working" in some capacity b/c he was in a suit

1 Phkna1 2017-10-25

Jimmy might get this old-ass reference.

1 Belchides 2017-10-25

Jimmy: Kenny looked like Alex from A Clockwork Orange.

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-25

"Look at his faaaace. He's got the mind of a child!"

I remem-

I remember!

1 i_saw_nothing 2017-10-25

"..."

"It's from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome."

"I never saw it. Was that the new one? How was that? I heard Charlize Theron was in it. She also did...uh... did... The Cider House Rules with Micheal Caine. Yeah man, he must be great to work with."

1 Dogcatchdog 2017-10-25

MASTER WAYNE IVE FAILED YOU BOO HOO

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-25

We have to reference old movies because all the new ones are shit.

1 Kneegroez 2017-10-25

Blade runner 2049 was good

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-25

Example 1 of... how many movies came out in the last 2 decades?

1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-25

At least six.

1 ScorchIsMyHero 2017-10-25

Perhaps more than that!

1 Kneegroez 2017-10-25

I agree most movies churned out at shit, but there are some goodies

1 deep_legal_shit 2017-10-25

he watches movies made in the past 7 years

1 68rouge 2017-10-25

You know it is truffle season

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-25

Im a 12hrs old brand new Curb Your Enthusiasm fan, and I get this reference. Im proud to say. I watched 5 episodes last night, first time ever.

1 smearmyshitaround 2017-10-25

hey everyone look at this gay nerd

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-25

I dont know if that's necessary.

1 dmix 2017-10-25

Who does Kenny work for now? Amy?

1 cottonsweatpants 2017-10-25

Yes. Seen him twice in person guarding her. He seems so unapproachable it was almost comical.

Good thing I didn't say anything. As bad as I wanted to say something, it would have been insanely awkward. The way I was ignoring Schumer to get close to Kenny was bound to ruffle that Turkey's feathers.

1 dmix 2017-10-25

Yeah he takes his obedient roles seriously and his brain is the size of a grapefruit on a very large body.

1 cringingdouchechills 2017-10-25

I mistake every retard in a suit as club soda kenny.

1 RamonFrunkis 2017-10-25

Every Doberman Pinscher-headed retard in a suit as CSK.

1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-10-25

Do at least take a creep shot ffs

1 Queen_of_Queef 2017-10-25

Touched by an angel fish

1 tranthonycumiashow 2017-10-25

Did you ask to duet Secret Agent Man with him?