r/opieandanthony: How would you feel if Opie actually killed himself?

1 FuckShitFart 2017-10-24

great and very powerful

1 KingOpieDaWicked 2017-10-24

Nothing.

1 Dennyislife 2017-10-24

depends how. At home with a belt bit of a anti climax, jumping off that bridge he always went on about might give us a chance to listen for old audio clues but I am hoping for death by cop as he tries to get access to his kids.

1 CoyoteeBongwater 2017-10-24

I think plenty of us have this image in their head that once the opster offs himself we'll close our laptops and forget all about this subreddit and pick up on some goals that've been on the backburner for too long.

That's not gonna happen. And an Opie death would fuel this place for months.

1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-10-24

And then Joe Matarese would try to sue Porsalin or something, and we'd forget all about Opie's suicide.

1 Bams_seed 2017-10-24

Sad and guilty

1 GableXX 2017-10-24

Sad. He's just a big-breasted narcissist. Means no harm.

1 Opie-Shit-Crazy 2017-10-24

I would feel precum drooling

1 Bibimbap4211 2017-10-24

He'd probably do it wrong

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-24

The thought of Paralyzed Opie becoming real excites me.

1 PM_Me_TheBooty 2017-10-24

He has to move around by blowing into a tube

1 DapperDan0979 2017-10-24

The only way I'll feel closure is if Opie is somehow forced to face his reality that he's the sole source of his problems and acknowledges all his flaws.

Also I'd probably feel bad because I'm a pussy.

1 urethral_lobotomy 2017-10-24

Don't you think what you said could be the trigger? He finally becomes self aware, and he cant handle it.

I wouldn't feel bad at all. I can't wait for the opies dead thread.

1 LarryKleist711 2017-10-24

I'd be sad that I wasn't there to assist him.

1 fawwkyeah 2017-10-24

I don't want Opie dead, I want him back spinning records at 105.6 Classic Rock Milwaukee

1 liljoeyk 2017-10-24

Id be glad

1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-24

Start working on getting Ant to kill himself

1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-10-24

Ant doesn't strike me as the type to do it on purpose, but he's speeding right along to a disastrous end.

1 PM_Me_TheBooty 2017-10-24

Convince sue to get a sex change reversal.

1 TyCobbFuckParty 2017-10-24

exticed for the entertainment that would come out of this sub.

anger that he took the coward's way out and deprived us of jocktobering his FM radio zoo crew show in Rochester where he was the hole.

1 laurens_tits 2017-10-24

What's that 15 syllable word from Mary Poppins?

1 killtheumpire 2017-10-24

Supercalifragilisticexpialihugetits

1 Lokque 2017-10-24

Relief

1 killtheumpire 2017-10-24

I’d be shocked to see Artie outlive him

1 edgars_teeth 2017-10-24

Safe to say he'd find a way to make what would otherwise be a moment of hilarity and celebration into something cringy and completely devoid of entertainment.

1 3stepsbackward 2017-10-24

I'd be sad because we'd miss out on all of his quality twitter posts.

1 dryjngf 2017-10-24

Sad

1 dom6502 2017-10-24

That's getting off too easy

1 JerkStoreJ 2017-10-24

I don’t feel anything

1 Peckahnator 2017-10-24

Sad. He should just retire from broadcasting, get a dayjob and live a normal life.

1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2017-10-24

What day of the week would it be, hypotheticaly speaking? Tuesday or Wednesday, ehhhh. Closer to Friday, I would be happier.

1 PM_Me_TheBooty 2017-10-24

He has to move around by blowing into a tube

How would you feel if Opie actually killed himself?

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