Not a parent yet but...

8  2017-10-24 by unclepaul84

...l can already picture date nights with the lady. It will start with plans for an exciting night. By the time we get our shitty Italian entrees we will be falling asleep into the plate! When deserts come we will be talking about how much we miss the kids and need to get home! An hour later we are home and drinking boxed wine and raiding the medicine cabinet...talking about how hard parenting is...but at least we're cool parents! Haha can't wait! Only parents understand!

9 comments

1  PhilipMarma 2017-10-24

I'd love to be able to use "we just can't find a sitter" as a an excuse for things.

1  OsloJimmy 2017-10-24

I hope your litter bearer gets postpartum depression and drowns your loin pups. Peace. Out.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-24

A good reminder for life insurance. Gotta recoup those expenses.

1  vichenleyssister 2017-10-24

Well I don't go to shitty Italian restaurants thank you, i waited till i started doing well for myself before i started a family (in the process right now). I'll take the scenario you mentioned anyday then dying the slow lonely death of isolated obesity. I know women are insufferable but don't be a meninist.

1  The-Liberace-Flu 2017-10-24

The kids are fine at home chained to their beds like retards

1  Bams_seed 2017-10-24

Dinner fed, Homework done, teeth brushed and they get to play on their tablets for 30 minutes until my 100 mg of benadryl kicks in. The life of a single mother

1  LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2017-10-24

Do you take it in the shitter? If so, you seem like a dream come true!

1  decmcg 2017-10-24

My brother has had three kids in 7 years.

I've watched him go from a laid back funny guy to a nervous wreck who can't take a joke. Fuckin sad times. His wife's a cunt too which I'm sure doesn't help.

1  Toss__Pot 2017-10-24

you need to get a Vizio Soundbar for the family.