He sure looks like someone who's mother did while she was pregnant, though.

Mrs. Roberts must've had a lot of microwave popcorn cravings while pregnant with Sammy

He thinks it will get him in The Kliq with Triple H.

The only triple H I want is... never mind, that's stinks' bit.

He eats M&M's for dinner, how can you expect him to do anything adult related

I'd love to slip like 800μg of LSD into Sammy's morning Coke.

I've said it before, a powerful edible would be the greatest way for either of them to ruin their sobriety. A real hallucinogen might actually lead to some introspection from them. A really potent weed cookie would just leave them sobbing like little girls and asking "will it ever be over" for like 8 hours.

That's because hulk Hogan told him not to.

He's the nerd pretending he's cool so people don't beat him up.

God forbid he does something that might make him interesting. His parents did a great job raising a boring faggot.

Not true. Him and his wife lead very fun, exciting and fulfiling lives. Her getting some BBC on the side has nothing to do with it though.

Yep, that body is really a temple of health.

Sam drinks milk to build strong bones and eats his vegetables for proper vitamins.

After he is finished with supper, he brushes his teeth with dental paste approved by 9 out of 10 dentists. He washes his face with dove soap and pats it try with a dupont towel.

He preps his bed for slumber by pulling the sheets down and getting his hulk and ultimate warrior plush dolls tucked in on either side. Sam then puts on a sleeping cap and slippers that curl up like elf shoes.

When he is ready, he rings a very small bell made of crystal.

His mother's comes in and drinks all the seed fron his penis and pats his head good night.

Sam then falls into slumber and rests his Lil mind to give us a wonderful show the next day.

Get a load of Hemingway ova here.

I also wrote the classic "The old man and the C" about opie and lynz

Of course that fucking safe faggot hasn't done drugs. Sensibilities of a child wwe and gummy worm eating faggot. I wish that rob zombie tattoo gave him aids and you wouldn't be able to tell with his frame of a geriatric lady.

How much do you think he squealed like a bitch when he was getting that tattoo?

Yeah maaan, getting wasted makes you coooool

zooted*

Well, I guess that's a pretty cool song Rob Zombie.

imagine how badass he would feel when he was alone listening and singing along "DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES, BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES" fuck yeah

Its a new thing. I work construction, and the new apprentice's dont drink, some havent even tasted a drop. All they do is computer shit, and not the 'cool kind' where we gossip on message boards. Games and TV-shows. Its fucking annoying.

It's probably the reason he has a better job than most of us....

I've said it before, a powerful edible would be the greatest way for either of them to ruin their sobriety. A real hallucinogen might actually lead to some introspection from them. A really potent weed cookie would just leave them sobbing like little girls and asking "will it ever be over" for like 8 hours.