Drift wood is more interesting. Sometimes it has a really cool shape from being the water, lots of character to it. Interesting colors. U can ponder where it came from...
There was a moment there when Jim called her out on that, reminding her that this is basically a job interview. For a second it looked like she might have realized she needed to put some effort in to be interesting, but since she's never attempted that before that idea was lost on her.
Yeah, how on earth will you find a woman delusional enough to think she's funny and willing to whore herself out on camera? Good luck catching that unicorn.
She didn't get it, and she tried to be confident to impress them with how she "rolls with the punches" but instead she was just plain and a dead end. She's a chip in real life, unironically.
Please skip this. I'm surprised it even got released to be honest. Take the time you were going to waste watching it, and do something food for humanity, then let us all know what you did to inspire more random acts of kindness.
I put the blame on fat bobby, this is not his first show with Chip, but still can't interact with Chip. At least she didn't just show up doing a Lauren impression like Christina last week.
I agree that this bitch stunk but I don't get why everyone liked Christina. She couldn't shut up, stepped over other people talking multiple times, didn't get jokes and wasn't funny. What did you like about her?
I absolutely hate how she enthusiastically nods her head and confirms with glee that she is in fact difficult.
Of course she completely misinterprets Jimmy's exasperated sigh when he realizes he's gonna get absolutely nothing from her too. Fucking horrendous cunt.
She said she knew about the show.... The at the end chip said who knows what I do at the end of each show (chippy-ky-yay) she sat there with that dumb child look on her face. She knew as much about the show as she does anything else... jack shit.
Too young, knows too little about the character, possibly extremely nervous.
We need a 30-something big-jawed dunce. Shouldn't be too hard to find in Jew York.
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1 EskimoEscrow 2017-10-23
Normally in improv you do "Yes, and.."
She's got the first part down perfect.
1 knitro 2017-10-23
HEY FRED SCHNEDER WHAT ARE YOU DOIN
1 ValleyChip 2017-10-23
No spellin ass muuugg
1 EskimoEscrow 2017-10-23
"Acting like a 10 when I'm a 6 and a half"
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-23
The girl is about as interesting as drift wood.
1 SteveCuntleesi 2017-10-23
And just as fuckable
1 DegenerateLoony 2017-10-23
Oh yeah? Does driftwood bang black guys and do jokes about it's nipples? NO. But neither should she.
1 aRTie02150 2017-10-23
To be fair, driftwood came sometimes come with an interesting backstory.
1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-10-23
Jim Norton and all his silly characters. What a complete fucking faggot. You people like this shit?
1 DegenerateLoony 2017-10-23
Absolutely yes.
1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-10-23
Hold on let me shout a pun in a gay voice.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2017-10-23
So just normal talk for you then?
1 ProudOfYourBoy2 2017-10-23
You like chip chipperson. You have a horrible sense of hunor, and you’re a faggot. It’s indescribable how fucking gay Jim Norton is.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2017-10-23
You like Redbar . You have a horrible sense of hunor, and you’re a faggot. It’s indescribable how fucking gay Redbar is.
1 dammitjenkins20cars 2017-10-23
Reminder: Redbar once was caught crying because 4chan was bullying him, the copy right claimed the video out of embarrassment
1 SirWallaceII 2017-10-23
Drift wood is more interesting. Sometimes it has a really cool shape from being the water, lots of character to it. Interesting colors. U can ponder where it came from...
This is just a copter in a dunce cap.
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-10-23
And she was looking at her phone during the show.
1 dsmoll43 2017-10-23
A good impersonation of that Norton character.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-10-23
I liked how pissed Chip got when she was looking at her phone. Must've been fresh in his mind when he fucked on JRE.
1 EskimoEscrow 2017-10-23
There was a moment there when Jim called her out on that, reminding her that this is basically a job interview. For a second it looked like she might have realized she needed to put some effort in to be interesting, but since she's never attempted that before that idea was lost on her.
1 Kurt_Love 2017-10-23
He learned that from when Rogan embarrassed Jimmy over it on his podcast recently.
1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-10-23
I almost shut off the podacast right there. A normal person would have quickly silenced the phone and apologized for the interruption.
1 aRTie02150 2017-10-23
At what point did this happen? I don't want to watch his rubbish to find it.
1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-10-23
https://youtu.be/fURArLwhHVY?t=1282
1 aRTie02150 2017-10-23
Thanks.
Now I fucking hate her even more.
1 leedsjr 2017-10-23
Jim called someone out for looking at their phone during a show. Oh, the irony.
1 DegenerateLoony 2017-10-23
She was seeing how fast r/opieandanthony was going to shit all over her appearance.
1 CellularPeptideCake 2017-10-23
Why was she there? Can't they tell before they do a whole episode that someone is totally unwilling to participate?
1 Psych555 2017-10-23
You think there's a line around the block of women wanting to be associated with this crap?
1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-10-23
Yeah, how on earth will you find a woman delusional enough to think she's funny and willing to whore herself out on camera? Good luck catching that unicorn.
1 Psych555 2017-10-23
Good point.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-23
I feel like we've all learned something here today.
1 FistSmasher 2017-10-23
U/Psych555 is a virgin
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1 Psych555 2017-10-23
Everyone already knew that.
1 onemancrimespree 2017-10-23
*unable to participate
She didn't get it, and she tried to be confident to impress them with how she "rolls with the punches" but instead she was just plain and a dead end. She's a chip in real life, unironically.
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-10-23
They met the day before
1 DaddyDeathKnight 2017-10-23
She ruined one of the few things I look forward to every week, we need Christina back
1 Three_Finger_Brown 2017-10-23
Ive only skipped one of the podacasts so far, should I make it two?
Im not a fan of bobbys "what am i even doing here?" attitude and no ant + unknown hole really tips it for me
1 DaddyDeathKnight 2017-10-23
Definitely a pass, save yourself the time
1 Three_Finger_Brown 2017-10-23
Thanks, its too bad, this is the only thing Norton does I will watch/listen to these days.
Jim is gay and needs to come out already, at 50 it's not funny anymore, its just sad. Chip is still funny, for now.
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-10-23
He just needs a guy producer
1 NGJimmy 2017-10-23
Yup, so they can jerk each other off. I'm with ya.
1 SavePoonerman 2017-10-23
It's visual Ambien
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-23
Ambien you say?
1 SumEdv2 2017-10-23
Please skip this. I'm surprised it even got released to be honest. Take the time you were going to waste watching it, and do something food for humanity, then let us all know what you did to inspire more random acts of kindness.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-10-23
I'm watching it right now and wished I woulda skipped it. It's basically Jim doing a solo show. This girl is awful and Bobby is barely there either.
Definitely one of the worst they've done.
1 JespyZero 2017-10-23
I put the blame on fat bobby, this is not his first show with Chip, but still can't interact with Chip. At least she didn't just show up doing a Lauren impression like Christina last week.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-23
It's good but not great. Chip was good as always but the other two didn't add anything.
1 UnemployedOpie 2017-10-23
Agreed on the Bobby part. The "why am i here this sucks chip sucks why is he popular ugh god" routine wore thin for me almost immediately.
1 Creattol 2017-10-23
I agree that this bitch stunk but I don't get why everyone liked Christina. She couldn't shut up, stepped over other people talking multiple times, didn't get jokes and wasn't funny. What did you like about her?
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-10-23
She actually batted when Norton lobbed her softballs.
But it's really just the fact that this current chick was garnage
1 Kurt_Love 2017-10-23
Cause she let Bobo go pussy diving on her at the Queens Motor Inn
1 holodog 2017-10-23
I believe she's hung up her chin for good.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-23
She left her chin in one of those South Korean plastic surgeon offices. I believe they put them in displays.
1 JespyZero 2017-10-23
Christina was just doing a bad impression of Lauren. We really need Lauren back.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-23
She's awful but she is fucking cute. God damn it.
1 iHaveOpieTits 2017-10-23
She looks like the drummer from Hansen. I'd fuck.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-23
MMMMMMMFUUUCKYEAH!
1 fingerofgawd 2017-10-23
I absolutely hate how she enthusiastically nods her head and confirms with glee that she is in fact difficult.
Of course she completely misinterprets Jimmy's exasperated sigh when he realizes he's gonna get absolutely nothing from her too. Fucking horrendous cunt.
1 DegenerateLoony 2017-10-23
She said she knew about the show.... The at the end chip said who knows what I do at the end of each show (chippy-ky-yay) she sat there with that dumb child look on her face. She knew as much about the show as she does anything else... jack shit.
1 brmlb 2017-10-23
it's odd, but that pissed me off more than anything else. don't say you know the show then you don't even know the sign-off. stupid bitch.
1 Lish_fips89 2017-10-23
It's Bobby suggesting people, (who just happen to be women) that obviously know how to satisfy a fleshy man.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-23
Blobby is trying to get Jim the hookup, but he's too busy thinking about dicks.
Hell, he even went through the trouble of getting a blonde.
1 ASUSPC 2017-10-23
She also sleeps wit dah coloreds. NOT ON MY PODACAST!
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-23
There's a reason why Ant wasn't invited.
1 onemancrimespree 2017-10-23
Judgement! The judgement runs thick!
That's something all of Reddit would post as a top comment. An entire generation of defensive, faggy, stock one liners.
1 randomaltname 2017-10-23
Who are the people that sit in the back of these podcasts? Fans or friends of the hosts?
1 notformeplz 2017-10-23
You can get tickets apparently, I've heard Jim plug an email for tickets.
1 Teds-Hentai-Emporium 2017-10-23
I miss that temple-chinned mutant.
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-10-23
I'M A STAND UP AND MY NIPPLES ARE PSYCHIC
1 dwc151 2017-10-23
First time ever I didn't laugh a single time at a Chip podacast. Unfunny bitch killed it.
1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-10-23
"Little mug in a box" had me howling.
1 KanyeFaraday 2017-10-23
One of the funniest podcast moments so far.
1 thehairybastard 2017-10-23
Eh, she sucked on the show, but I'd let her suck on my fuckin peckah
1 holodog 2017-10-23
She seems very confused by everything. I bet you get the same reaction if you cum on her eye.
1 usereyesweb 2017-10-23
I think she'll be better than Christina for this podcast.
1 JespyZero 2017-10-23
Yes!!
1 pabbseven 2017-10-23
Shes 23.
1 TheFlyEpisodeWasGood 2017-10-23
Then the game has been over for 20 years.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-23
Too young, knows too little about the character, possibly extremely nervous. We need a 30-something big-jawed dunce. Shouldn't be too hard to find in Jew York.
1 Wolfhoof 2017-10-23
how many black penises has she had? I'm going to guess 8
1 Caverlock 2017-10-23
quirkybrave #spritelybutwise
http://i.imgur.com/fqEDyTL.jpg
1 dmix 2017-10-23
You didn't need "trolls" aka fans to tell you she bombed. It was obvious enough. Still though i'm happy we were heard.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-10-23
"Any!"
"Any!"
1 Chip--Chipperson 2017-10-23
He just needs a guy producer
1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-10-23
https://youtu.be/fURArLwhHVY?t=1282
1 FistSmasher 2017-10-23
U/Psych555 is a virgin
1 notformeplz 2017-10-23
You can get tickets apparently, I've heard Jim plug an email for tickets.