A hole's guide to grinding a comedy show to a halt with boring vague one-word answers

88  2017-10-23 by dmix

83 comments

Normally in improv you do "Yes, and.."
She's got the first part down perfect.

HEY FRED SCHNEDER WHAT ARE YOU DOIN

No spellin ass muuugg

"Acting like a 10 when I'm a 6 and a half"

The girl is about as interesting as drift wood.

And just as fuckable

Oh yeah? Does driftwood bang black guys and do jokes about it's nipples? NO. But neither should she.

To be fair, driftwood came sometimes come with an interesting backstory.

Jim Norton and all his silly characters. What a complete fucking faggot. You people like this shit?

Absolutely yes.

Hold on let me shout a pun in a gay voice.

So just normal talk for you then?

You like chip chipperson. You have a horrible sense of hunor, and you’re a faggot. It’s indescribable how fucking gay Jim Norton is.

You like Redbar . You have a horrible sense of hunor, and you’re a faggot. It’s indescribable how fucking gay Redbar is.

Reminder: Redbar once was caught crying because 4chan was bullying him, the copy right claimed the video out of embarrassment

Drift wood is more interesting. Sometimes it has a really cool shape from being the water, lots of character to it. Interesting colors. U can ponder where it came from...

This is just a copter in a dunce cap.

And she was looking at her phone during the show.

A good impersonation of that Norton character.

I liked how pissed Chip got when she was looking at her phone. Must've been fresh in his mind when he fucked on JRE.

There was a moment there when Jim called her out on that, reminding her that this is basically a job interview. For a second it looked like she might have realized she needed to put some effort in to be interesting, but since she's never attempted that before that idea was lost on her.

He learned that from when Rogan embarrassed Jimmy over it on his podcast recently.

Chip: Why do you keep looking at your phone?
Dumb cunt hole: It keeps buzzing.

I almost shut off the podacast right there. A normal person would have quickly silenced the phone and apologized for the interruption.

At what point did this happen? I don't want to watch his rubbish to find it.

Thanks.

Now I fucking hate her even more.

Jim called someone out for looking at their phone during a show. Oh, the irony.

She was seeing how fast r/opieandanthony was going to shit all over her appearance.

Why was she there? Can't they tell before they do a whole episode that someone is totally unwilling to participate?

You think there's a line around the block of women wanting to be associated with this crap?

Yeah, how on earth will you find a woman delusional enough to think she's funny and willing to whore herself out on camera? Good luck catching that unicorn.

Good point.

I feel like we've all learned something here today.

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by Srikar

Everyone already knew that.

*unable to participate

She didn't get it, and she tried to be confident to impress them with how she "rolls with the punches" but instead she was just plain and a dead end. She's a chip in real life, unironically.

They met the day before

She ruined one of the few things I look forward to every week, we need Christina back

Ive only skipped one of the podacasts so far, should I make it two?

Im not a fan of bobbys "what am i even doing here?" attitude and no ant + unknown hole really tips it for me

Definitely a pass, save yourself the time

Thanks, its too bad, this is the only thing Norton does I will watch/listen to these days.

Jim is gay and needs to come out already, at 50 it's not funny anymore, its just sad. Chip is still funny, for now.

He just needs a guy producer

Yup, so they can jerk each other off. I'm with ya.

It's visual Ambien

Please skip this. I'm surprised it even got released to be honest. Take the time you were going to waste watching it, and do something food for humanity, then let us all know what you did to inspire more random acts of kindness.

I'm watching it right now and wished I woulda skipped it. It's basically Jim doing a solo show. This girl is awful and Bobby is barely there either.

Definitely one of the worst they've done.

I put the blame on fat bobby, this is not his first show with Chip, but still can't interact with Chip. At least she didn't just show up doing a Lauren impression like Christina last week.

It's good but not great. Chip was good as always but the other two didn't add anything.

Agreed on the Bobby part. The "why am i here this sucks chip sucks why is he popular ugh god" routine wore thin for me almost immediately.

I agree that this bitch stunk but I don't get why everyone liked Christina. She couldn't shut up, stepped over other people talking multiple times, didn't get jokes and wasn't funny. What did you like about her?

She actually batted when Norton lobbed her softballs.

But it's really just the fact that this current chick was garnage

Cause she let Bobo go pussy diving on her at the Queens Motor Inn

I believe she's hung up her chin for good.

She left her chin in one of those South Korean plastic surgeon offices. I believe they put them in displays.

Christina was just doing a bad impression of Lauren. We really need Lauren back.

She's awful but she is fucking cute. God damn it.

She looks like the drummer from Hansen. I'd fuck.

MMMMMMMFUUUCKYEAH!

I absolutely hate how she enthusiastically nods her head and confirms with glee that she is in fact difficult.

Of course she completely misinterprets Jimmy's exasperated sigh when he realizes he's gonna get absolutely nothing from her too. Fucking horrendous cunt.

She said she knew about the show.... The at the end chip said who knows what I do at the end of each show (chippy-ky-yay) she sat there with that dumb child look on her face. She knew as much about the show as she does anything else... jack shit.

it's odd, but that pissed me off more than anything else. don't say you know the show then you don't even know the sign-off. stupid bitch.

It's Bobby suggesting people, (who just happen to be women) that obviously know how to satisfy a fleshy man.

Blobby is trying to get Jim the hookup, but he's too busy thinking about dicks.

Hell, he even went through the trouble of getting a blonde.

She also sleeps wit dah coloreds. NOT ON MY PODACAST!

There's a reason why Ant wasn't invited.

Judgement! The judgement runs thick!

That's something all of Reddit would post as a top comment. An entire generation of defensive, faggy, stock one liners.

Who are the people that sit in the back of these podcasts? Fans or friends of the hosts?

You can get tickets apparently, I've heard Jim plug an email for tickets.

I miss that temple-chinned mutant.

I'M A STAND UP AND MY NIPPLES ARE PSYCHIC

First time ever I didn't laugh a single time at a Chip podacast. Unfunny bitch killed it.

"Little mug in a box" had me howling.

One of the funniest podcast moments so far.

Eh, she sucked on the show, but I'd let her suck on my fuckin peckah

She seems very confused by everything. I bet you get the same reaction if you cum on her eye.

I think she'll be better than Christina for this podcast.

Yes!!

Shes 23.

Then the game has been over for 20 years.

Too young, knows too little about the character, possibly extremely nervous. We need a 30-something big-jawed dunce. Shouldn't be too hard to find in Jew York.

how many black penises has she had? I'm going to guess 8

quirkybrave #spritelybutwise

http://i.imgur.com/fqEDyTL.jpg

You didn't need "trolls" aka fans to tell you she bombed. It was obvious enough. Still though i'm happy we were heard.

Have you dated any black guys?

"Any!"

Have you dated any black guys (I'm trying to do a bit here you stupid bitch get the hint)

"Any!"

He just needs a guy producer

U/Psych555 is a virgin

You can get tickets apparently, I've heard Jim plug an email for tickets.