r/opieandanthony: ATTN Shit-For-Brains Sirius XM Management: Demote Sam to Board Op and bring in Bob or Nick as second mic.

ATTN Shit-For-Brains Sirius XM Management: Demote Sam to Board Op and bring in Bob or Nick as second mic.

129 2017-10-23 by CormacMcFarty

The current show is fucking awful, having two comedians might actually make it funny and entertaining.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about "Bob and Mike" or whatever fucking thing you're trying to pilot, try to have one GOOD show on the channel instead of a half-dozen of them that are pure shit.

56 comments

1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-23

But he provides so much, like...

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Aaaaaahhhh....

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Ssssssssssssssss... mmmmmmmmmmm...

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Boy he fucking stinks.

1 icecap 2017-10-23

When I cancel my SXM subscription next week (finally) I will be telling them it's because of the Jim and Sam show being so awful. I don't listen to it of course, but if I can contribute even in the slightest to Cro-magnon Roberts being demoted I can rest happy.

1 WalterWhite2012 2017-10-23

Haha, you pay for a subscription.

1 icecap 2017-10-23

Came free with my car and I paid for it a few times because they offer $30 for 6 months when you try to cancel. Never listened to talk radio with it, but even the music stations are mostly terrible so it's time to cancel. Great opportunity to throw Sam under the bus when I call.

1 LeftyHyzer 2017-10-23

My father in law has his calendar marked each year with a "call to fake un-subscribe and hold out until I get the introductory offer" day.

1 bornrevolution 2017-10-23

my friend and i used to routinely do this to Microsoft with Xbox Live subscriptions. they will ALWAYS give you free months and a reduced subscription cost if you threaten to unsub, every single time. we did this for about five years straight.

1 aTwinkForFez 2017-10-23

sounds like a real winner

1 Psych555 2017-10-23

Doesn't make sense. Came free with my truck but I didn't have to call to cancel anything, it just stopped working after the first year.

1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-23

Just download from youtube like everyone else does. You can even skip shit then so you don't have to listen to eggwhites and WWE bullshit.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-23

Both management and the talent have a great habit of either keeping great people apart or putting a shitty group together. A Bob n Jim show would rule.

1 Blink-Blink 2017-10-23

I'd take Roland over Sam at this point. That Weinstein rant from days ago was cringe worthy.

1 dmix 2017-10-23

link?

1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-10-23

Vos and Bob Kelly are the only two guests who still remind me anything of the O&A show when they come on

1 Austernpilz 2017-10-23

Nick would be great. Rambling against the government on his own just makes it seem likes he is writing a manifesto durin the breaks.

Let's be real here, Sam is only qualified to be the intern instigator. He is not a cohost. The intern with the gambling problem would be a better host than Sam.

1 AiCPearlJam 2017-10-23

Don't forget, Sam is a fast food aficionado, too!

1 SomeCakeForDaChippah 2017-10-23

Shitloaf is even worse than Sam is on the mic. His whole schtick is really the same as Joe Matarese would be with a gambling problem

1 Austernpilz 2017-10-23

Allow me to rebutt:

His voice does not make me wanna kill myself.
He's only like 12 years old, so he can still develop into a good broadcaster. Sam has failed to do so.
He doesn't talk about wrestling.
His mother does not keep his bodily secretions or hair in boxes.

1 late_50s_why 2017-10-23

Lol opie jr is like 40 years old

1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-23

Shitloaf is 27 and the memory of a goldfish. He's worse than Erock.

1 doodoopeepees 2017-10-23

Sorry you cant bet on wwe. Atleast degenerate gamblers are funny in their misery.

1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-23

Are you telling me that Shitloaf is going on Joe's 100% Italian podcast?

1 onemancrimespree 2017-10-23

Sam is an awful little boy who can't hold his own and I love the fact that he thought this would be his big break where he finally becomes a big boy. Nope, get out from behind that soundboard you little runt cunt.

1 Austernpilz 2017-10-23

You forgot that he is unable to form anything approaching a coherent sentence and is screaming for attention at all times. Though that may be part of the little boy shit. That is really fucking accurate actually.

1 JMueller2012 2017-10-23

Demote him out ‘da door

1 allenricketts 2017-10-23

I enjoy the show and Sam is funny sometimes.

1 emende21 2017-10-23

Sam gets chip and does the best chip imprrssion

1 ThaChippa 2017-10-23

Thanks babe. Check out my hompage.

1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-23

I enjoy it, but mostly compared to the terrestrial options. As awful as Opie is, I'd listen to an O&A reunion if it competed with Jim and Sam.

1 Jackthejew 2017-10-23

I don't think they read this sub

1 WestStarKinger666 2017-10-23

Jim is kinda a loser. Bobby has obvious Alpha qualities and would be an improvement. Actually Sam is way more Alpha than the blinking maggot. What I don't get is how a "producer" for Sirius seems to just be a Gopher and the "Talent" rambles on aimlessly. It really sounds like a weird operation they have there.

1 emende21 2017-10-23

Nick sucks with all his bells, whistles and noises. Yea found the silly noises set in your cassio

1 packitchofsositch 2017-10-23

I honestly have no idea who in the fucking fuck "Bob" is supposed to be. I only get in my car every so often. It's always tuned to 103 but it's an average of 200 minutes/week. Who are you truckers talking about exactly. Who the motherfucking christ is "Bob"?

1 Bergli 2017-10-23

Robert Kelly

1 packitchofsositch 2017-10-23

How can he and "Mike" be put in quotes together. This post is pure shit.

1 Bergli 2017-10-23

Why so angry though?

1 packitchofsositch 2017-10-23

Good question. I think I've gotten to the point where I'm actually trolling myself. Psychologically. Since I'm "above" trolling normal folks, and all. It's the only option left.

1 aTwinkForFez 2017-10-23

just ask who bob is, no need for your life story

1 LamarThePotato 2017-10-23

When was the last time a show with 2 comedians co-hosting was successful and long running?

It can't be done, 2 roosters in the same coop and they all are needy psychotic assholes with no work ethic. That's why they are comedians.

1 MattressBoy 2017-10-23

My wish list: Demote Sam back to doing a night show, make Denny the new Opie, make DiPaolo the new Anthony, and let the worm go back to being a third mic.

1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-23

No, Sam wasted his 20s being Opie's whipping boy(Had to go through 100s of hours of Cock TV to get 10 good bits, stayed at work for up to 16 hours per day etc) and has turned into a 34 year old that looks 45.

He deserves a 3rd mic and to operate the board.

1 onemancrimespree 2017-10-23

They need Colin, Nick and Jimmy with Sam demoted back to whipping boy. Have Anth and Artie back as regular guests and bring in Bochetti and Bobo sometimes.

1 HolyRomanEmperor 2017-10-23

I just miss Faction.

1 Tempo119 2017-10-23

Sam "Like... like.... like... like... like... like" Roberts

1 buurp 2017-10-23

You misspelled Bobo there m8

1 redspun 2017-10-23

You spelled shit can Sam wrong.

1 schmurmems 2017-10-23

no the shows must remain lame as fuck. How else can they flex their monopoly power?

1 kelp_bouquet 2017-10-23

I genuinely don’t dislike Sam, I think it’s just as much on Jim why the show has gotten a bit stale, but the point is still valid. Jim needs another comic to feed off, that’s what he’s always been great at doing. If Anthony or another comedian is in his energy/enthusiasm, whatever the fuck you want to call it, is noticeably better.

The best scenario is Anthony coming back in. Artie’s heart is a hard sneeze away from exploding, so maybe it’s still a possibility. There still should be a third person though. Anthony and Jim have always been best at being 2a and 2b.

1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-23

Sam is alright sometimes, but he tries too hard when comedians are on.

He's best at being a shit-stirrer in more serious interviews.

1 loscrenshaw 2017-10-23

no, let Sam play the role of Opie, get another comedian to replace ant and let jimmy be jimmy

1 loscrenshaw 2017-10-23

Nick would likely make a good Ant replacement, he's just not as gross

1 CommodorePawsey 2017-10-23

I would love a Jim/Ant/Soder lineup. But we can't have nice things.

1 Chippah69 2017-10-23

Bawby sux

1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-23