When asked by Patrice what he what do if Lynsi left him Opie's answer is probably "lay on a beach for a couple weeks.

196  2017-10-23 by RBuddCumia

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You linked after the question..

Leave it alone.

I think lynsi left opie over a year ago.

I wonder how many times tits wanted to end it all at the beach house.

more like how many nights of a week does he get without them ending like that

And then the HowieCopter flew over and fired on him.

HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO

How many times he had the loop around his neck..."Hold on! hold on! hold on!"

A year and a half according to public records

You should really link to those records. Big if true.

nah

Wasn't it just a few months ago Lynsi was at the Rich Vos roast? I know she's still friends with Bonnie but the way Ant talked about running into her didn't lead me to think they weren't still married.

Divorce records are public I’m surprised no one here has turned it up yet

You can pay to have them sealed I think.

Tsss why not part to have them whaled? Tss

Fawk yeah beat the doody outta them records

Seperated. Multimillion dollar divorces take awhile.

Facts aren't welcome round' here

Opie has never once been inside that woman.

I've been saying this shit for years

Opie is a virgin

Bingo

the last two words in your name are redundant

How do you explain his waterhead kid?

You've seen a photo of Bam Margera right?

Young Bam or old Bam? Cause young Bam looks pretty normal. I think the drugs made him a fat headed schlub.

The drugs did that? Youve seen a photo of his father or uncle right?

It’s humiliating how insecure he is.

ME: You said some things...I said some things....Lets get past this. You keep pushing me AWAY!

sed sum tings

Wi tu low

I guess the same applies for when his career dies

I didnt listen to the clip, but that bitch is gone. We all know it. A lgirl in NYC with a guy with as little to offer as Opie, and now he doesnt even have the one thing he did have, a job. Worse yet, sits around and lies about it all day on twitter. Goodbye, never looking back, the retarded kids will be at Bam's if you need them.

I mean, he is definitely alone there. Unless they are privately tutored, his river kids have school. So they can't be with tits fishing on the beach at noon on a Wednesday.

I bet the older one can already kickflip

And for some reason, the retarded one really loves shopping carts.

fucking lol

On top of that, she's been stuck with the chore of just physically looking at Opie. He's not one of those men who look better/more distinguished with age. He looks like a sloppy old ginger with bad teeth and skin. The retarded looking boy has grown into a retarded, frail, and sickly old man.

SNIFF

When asked by Patrice what he what do if Lynsi left him Opie's answer is probably "lay on a beach for a couple weeks.

OP is a fucking moron.

ME: If she left I'd just try to focus on Halloween...sniff

"Why the hell would I want to talk to her? I can't tell ya about them but you wouldn't believe all the shitty things she's done behind the scenes. I will never be in the same room with that woman again."

Poor Lynsi, all she wanted was to marry a sugar daddy, pop out a few kids and milk him for a ton of alimony later on while getting back with Bam, but she winds up with a couple of 'trainables' and a loser ex who is probably worth less than she is at this point.

I wish Opie would lay inside of a coffin for eternity

ME: I'm all in.