This sub ruined me

50  2017-10-23 by redtheftauto

I had to walk in some high grass and my friend told me to watch out for snakes. I said "the only snake I have to worry about is the jew." Only got stares. Why isn't semi ironic anti semitism in vogue anymore?

38 comments

1  CuckECheese 2017-10-23

I didn't realize a sub could make you autistic. Is is possible you were stupid before you joined?

1  SteakSauce66 2017-10-23

This made me laugh in the ladies room.

1  CuckECheese 2017-10-23

Stopping off to set up a toilet cam?

1  edfromla 2017-10-23

Can I sniff your toilet seat lady trucker?

1  SteakSauce66 2017-10-23

This is not wooing me.

1  chickenfan1 2017-10-23

do ya like ta get pissed on?

1  redtheftauto 2017-10-23

Yes but that's not the issue here. Adult Onset Autism is a very serious condition. https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/445530997950402560/VxhyZ9FC.jpeg

1  zenicaone 2017-10-23

Aaaaaah......fluids.

1  edfromla 2017-10-23

Dr Steve chipperson

1  ThaChippa 2017-10-23

That's vulgar and mean spiruted. Wheres your spirut?

1  momomike 2017-10-23

those people obviously aren't worth your time. drop them and find better friends

1  zeroaiming 2017-10-23

you werent much good before you showed up.

1  redtheftauto 2017-10-23

A scapegoat is easier than blaming myself.

1  chickenfan1 2017-10-23

why not a fur coat, mista fancy pants?

1  CommodorePawsey 2017-10-23

"We're just your lousy escape goat!!!"

1  KangolVos 2017-10-23

"They tried to push her into a codeine overdose, Sam!"

1  CommodorePawsey 2017-10-23

"She's an innocent guuuuurl."

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-23

I got the mobile app on my phone, and I find myself reading them at horrible open mics waiting to get my name pulled, because this place is 500x funnier than anything happening on stage.

I was just sitting at a very small/intimate hell hole mic, while this dude was getting an absolute zero on stage and utter silence, I just held up the "We're Four Guys!" picture and showed it to my buddy a couple seats away. (An O&A fan) We were laughing so hard we were shaking.

1  chickenfan1 2017-10-23

would you say you were.....howling?

1  TossyMcSalad 2017-10-23

And when he has his friend on the phone, he makes him howl for hours!

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-23

Only in this twisted fucking realm do you get downvoted for saying "you like people here and think they're funny."

"My achin stem..."

1  Czakl 2017-10-23

Multiple stares from one guy? Gay. One more snake to worry about.

trousah

1  ValleyChip 2017-10-23

Tsss, you mean his peckah?!?

Fawkin homerun!!

1  Toss__Pot 2017-10-23

peckaJews

1  literalotherkin 2017-10-23

You need to worry about ticks more actually. Those blood sucking parasites will settle on your body, suck your blood and make you sick and fuck up your blood culture with their poison unless you get rid of them.

1  frostiitute 2017-10-23

He already made the jew joke.

1  ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-10-23

I saw a kids with cancer commercial and it was asking the kids what they'd say to cancer or some shit. Cut to the black kid, he goes something like "I'd tell cancer I'd best you up"... and i thought "always violence with those people"

1  PeeSoup3030 2017-10-23

Was that from 20 or so years ago? If so that sounds familiar

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-10-23

You don't have to read this sub to notice that trend in those people

1  Lokque 2017-10-23

"THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE"

1  JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-23

In my personal interactions I say "DID YA?" and " DO YA?" way to much in an extra sarcastic tone. In certain my coworkers hate me.

1  KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2017-10-23

I do that to my wife so much that she's started doing it to my father and mother inlaw, shit does not fly well over at their house when they have us over for dinner. We laugh our ass off on the way home.

1  JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-23

Does she know about O&A and this dreadful place or are do you live in secret shame like the rest of us?

1  theRealOpieraqio 2017-10-23

For me it goes like this:

"What are you laughing at?"

"You know it's hard to explain, I'm on this fan forum of some show, but the show doesn't exist anymore and they're not really fans, they just trash all the people that were on the show or their family members etc.. Anyway like two of these people of this old show came together to do a new show for this other unknown guy. But he was really bad and he ruined the show by being mad at the other two. So people started making fun of this guy and one guy made a parody series imitating him. Anyway, so this guy they're making fun of tried taking those parody videos of youtube, but youtube just decided that they can stay up. So he wanted to hide videos of him being called a failure but even failed at that!"

"what?"

1  AngeloMacon 2017-10-23

I've had this moment many times, but after the first time, I just cut myself off halfway through the explanation. There's just no way to explain why somebody stealing from Walmart and killing his toddler in the process made me laugh until tears came out of my eyes.

1  CommodorePawsey 2017-10-23

Tsss that's what you get for working with cows ssss.

1  boring_oneliner 2017-10-23

your friends are unfunny fags

1  myoes 2017-10-23

That's hilarious. Your friends are the problem.

1  Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-23

There's a commercial for something on lately that uses the word 'chip' 3 or 4 times.

I just can't resist.

1  thissiteruinedme 2017-10-23

Just this sub huh?

1  CuckECheese 2017-10-23

Stopping off to set up a toilet cam?

1  edfromla 2017-10-23

Can I sniff your toilet seat lady trucker?