The Chip Chipperson Podacast - 029 - Captain of the SS Hilarity

71  2017-10-23 by 1Pink1Stink

180 comments

Gabbys cuter than Lauren

She's a lot cuntier though. She can't work with Chip very well.

what?

She's a lot cuntier though. She can't work with Chip very well.

what?

She's a lot cuntier though. She can't work with Chip very well.

We heard you

What?

You won’t trick me cuz

What did they say

She's doing her very shitty stand up... Gross.

Girls arent funny so I cant judge her by her bits. only her tits, fawk yeah, go'naw

Women should be seen & not heard.

it would be nice if she presented them at least.

I would count it as if she contributed something.

she'll be opening for Norton next weekend

Only if she has a pecka

((( Gabby )))

I hate how eager she was to jump at first oportunity to say that she's a jew.

In her head:

Oh this girls does stand up, plus she's a jew, she must be HALLARIOUS.

ugh

didn't even realize that till just now ech

She’s beautiful...

and that's about it.

Oh, really? 23 year old girls are beautiful? How about some more breaking news up in this mug

They are kinda alienating the holes by picking such young ones. They don't get the show or the references.

"Gumball machine thief / creep"

Chip's jokes are better than hers but she's a looker

Meh without ant

I'm in love with the new chick. She is just attractive/not attractive enough to potentially be attainable, with the fact that she's definitely mentally unstable enough to try and join stand-up/this podcast. 10.

Fuck off back to r/askreddit son

Didn't find any pics of her cunt, disappointed.

Yuck, she "escaped" from Colts Neck(one of the richest nicest towns) to NYC. Stupid cunt.

At the 31 minute mark, this episode has been rough. Gabby has too much enthusiasm while contributing nothing.

she's trying, but she was also probably voted "funniest girl" in high school and is trying to roll with that, with no success.

it's also pretty clear Jim is just using this as some sort of some pseudo dating service for himself, and it's sad and gross

jim might be a creep sexually but he seems to take his work seriously. I don't think he's the type to fuck with his show just to meet girls.

he seems to take his work seriously

fawk yea

No, he takes the Chip Chipperson Podacast seriously

His other "work" is browsing through Twitter while homo rudolfensis fails to be interesting

Anthropology yuma

Or ant-ope-ology geddit?

I don’t like her

Fake news. She is good you half-a-fag.

Tssss. You’re a half-a-fag.

You don't think Jim bringing in girls to flirt with who have no worldly knowledge or comedic instincts and who confuse being obnoxious with being funny is entertaining?

Her jokes were shit, she added nothing, she had no knowledge of anything they talked about and thus got none of chip's jokes. But she's kind of cute? I want Christina back.

Her jokes were shit, she added nothing, she had no knowledge of anything they talked about and thus got none of chip's jokes. But she's kind of cute? I want Christina back.

We heard you.

me neither - she is overacting or sumptin

I'll be the first honest person here. Once I heard the jew thing, she lost my vote

after the comedian thing, same here, it's gay they downvoted you for being honest.

when she said shes a standup I figured out what was annoying about her.

Her vagina?

I thought it was when she said she was from New Jersey

My muddah always said never trust those people.

she was a dud-eroo

Try to be a little less crass, pal

I didn't like her when she got all offended n shit by chip calling her a dog fish. NEXT!

Me neither. She's pretty but too stupid to realize that men fake laugh at her jokes to get inside her cootah. Now she thinks she's a comic.

Great example of a pretty girl with a theater degree and internships, and a cute resume calling herself a comedian.

Patrice or Ronnie B were simply the funniest motherfuckers hanging out, having a conversation

Jim/chip with another reference to suicide. Constant with him

Someone tell Jim if he offs himself, we'll lose chip and then we'll really hate him.

Lauren and her CRT monitor chin is gone, cuz.

Brought her husband along. Throw her away!

The crowd work instead of guests is dragging down the podacast

if he is going to do crowd work they should at least have better audio , so we can hear what retards are saying.

anyway this blond chick sucks.

Ya the fans are a bore

I wanna see the Bochetti movie!

I wanna see the Bochetti movie!

They really should bring back the call-in guests.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwGyXFo0Yuk

This is from her youtube channel...

its two minutes too long video and now I wish she dies in some horrible way. Or AIDS.

This wasn't really good. They need to bank some episodes with Ant and Bobby.

Lets be honest, they can't all be good. It's been surprisingly consistent up until now. It lives or dies on the guests, see: Sam or this broad who was a total funny wet blanket.

How can they call themselves a comedian with a straight face?

Jim needs to have two guests on for the episodes where he's auditioning a producer.

He needs Ant there

he needs AZT

that song was something else. the last thing I would've expected would be for Chip to adopt vaguely Iggy Pop-style vocals.

She bombed. Bring back Christina

Thats not how you write Colin Queen

I thought Christina was good also. Pick her and keep the show going.

I still want that psycho Mrz Chipperson to get a shot

Oh my god yes.

Unfortunately that woman, somehow, seems to already have a very lucrative job.

Agreed. Stick Christina in there and start getting that chemistry going

this episode was not good

Since the live show, the episodes have been rough. Frequently empty seats and awkward guests.

I think it’s because he focuses too much on the chicks and not enough on jokes. Yeah we get it, you’ve got a hot girl on the show, don’t just fill the hour with improv fart jokes & say peckah a thousand times.

I think the Chip Chipperson character is becoming more Jim Norton too. He's stopped doing the mother stories, shouting 'that's vulgar' bizarrely etc. It's becoming Jim Norton occasionally doing Uncle Paul and roasting Jim Norton with an accent.

Could it be that Jim has limited talent? Heavens, no!

Agreed, but it had the best line I've heard so far from the podcast.

I stood up and said "Oh yeah, well is God was real, would this little mug be in a box?" Even Jim couldn't help but laugh at that one.

yes! I forgot this, love when chip gets real, high school senior-style

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her personality is fine if you were just on a date with her, but she's not really funny or anything. I listen to this to be entertained by the chippah and friends, not to hear some girl who doesn't get pulp fiction references. she's not much of a hole like opie or matarese or some morning zoo chick, but she's just not good.

she's a beautiful looking girl tho, I'd sniff her all day.

I agree, looks wise she's maybe an 8/10 but man she's pretty boring. Maybe she's funnier if you get to know her? She seems like the type of girls who say "Sarcasm is a huge part of my life and I have a very dry sense of humor" and you can clearly tell it's just so they can seem to have a personality

that reads like every dating profile i ever read. "im super saracastic, try to keep up!"

New girl is cute, but no real personality. Christina's better.

Gabby is a qt.

Yeah? What about uv? clap clap

Do the stop signal already. Can’t stop clapping in this mug

Ffffffffft

Phew. Damn cuz my hands are burnin and shiznit

I hate her ugly voice. The revelation that she was 5'10 wasn't surprising. Fucking deep voiced giant

giant?

fawkn midgget

her laugh hurts my ears

this girl stinks

Gabby? More like fawkin shabby

Fawkin homerun Chippah

5 seconds in, I can tell she's gonna suck.

Yeah? Peckas prolly

I finished it

You're a regular Roger (((Klotz)))

this is the first episode of chip i didnt finish

Ga'head babe, talk at me.

at first her energy seemed like it was good and refreshing, then she's 23....ugh ok,...then she's a standup comic, booooooooooooooooooooooo, then she's a tribe member,...i closed the window. i've literally watched every other episode beginning to end and laughed at least a lil bit. the numbers on this one i expect to be rough.

Anyone else a bit uncomfortable when he says that to guys?

I'd toss this one a bangin

Bobby?

No, I'm taking about almost Joni Mitchell

Terrible. Cringe worthy and not in a good way.

'Damn, where'd ya learn to read, in a fawkin alcohol-filled womb?' Best line so far

This is the worst episode I’ve ever seen because of this girl. It’s clear that Bobby is fucking her because he’s trying to protect her. Chip/Jim is pretty rough with her — most likely because he’s pissed that this girl is being forced on the show just because she’s fucking Bobby.

What a millenial brat - checking her phone constantly. Bitch, you are on a job interview.

what a cunt.

Also... She fucks black guys.

got any pics?

Totally unprofessional.

What did she think it was: The Jim and Sam Show...?

2 minutes in and hate her already for saying "nice." seems like she's going to try too hard to to fit in with men. Child Porn Nut House understood the show better than her.

Anthony?

If we're being honest, this show isn't the same without Lauren. The podcast had a rhythm to it and it is currently out of sync. Lauren just knew how to deal with chip. The podcast can still be good but you at least need Anthony there to help.

It wasn't Lauren that made it good though. Christina could handle Chip fine and she gets the show. Lauren had no personality and wasn't the least bit funny - a bobblehead could replace her. It really comes down to the composition of guests. Where Ant is pretty much the only one to work perfectly with Chip regardless who else is there.

The coal-burning Jewess is a bore.

What happened to the other girl?

I think they're 'auditioning' which means they cycle through a few girls for a few episodes until they pick one that fits.

So far the girl that was on last week has been the best.

Yep. Cristina is the best!

I feel like there is some kind of an embarrassing conversation Bob or someone else has with new people about Norton and how to act when he's in character, as if he thinks he's Tony Clifton.. "Jim prefers it when you don't look at him in the eye when he is 'in character,' and remember with Chip it's always Yes And..!"

and remember with Chip it's always Yes And..!

ironic, since Bobby rarely does that with Chip, he just says "I hate you Chip" and

Unpopular opinion here. I don't like Bobby Kelly on this, he has the same flaws as Sam Roberts, just complains the whole time. This Podcast needs someone like Anthony who almost acts like a fan of Chip and subtly acknowledges that Chips not funny.

I like Bob Kelly a lot, but I agree he's not good on this show. Anthony and Zac Amico have been the only two consistently good guests imo.

Yea, i also think Big Jay would be good on this. I think he would encourage Chip while making funny remarks. Chip needs encouragement rather than hostility or criticism that just puts the breaks on the show.

Norton and Big Jay don't like each other.

What about Big Jay and Chip tho.

Chip and Norton don’t like each other though so this could work

That's a terrible idea.. big jay is awful at any improv that doesn't involve a big heavy dong reference

I don't agree with that, hes pretty funny on LOS and Roastmasters.

I liked Luis as well, especially when he realized that he was basically Puerto Rican Chip.

Colin was okay but never seems to talk much when he's on.

colin's just a sweet old man enjoying live performances. my favorite part of the live show is when he yells "fuck you chip!" like a heckler

Even if Colin said nothing and just sat there, I would still be glad he was on the show, he's got nothing left to prove.

just complains the whole time.

It's become his schtick & while it's sometimes funny it's getting repetitive fast.

well said

peckahs

I don't like Bobby Kelly on anything except on a platter with an apple in his fat mouth

YKWD has been consistently unlistenable lately. Don't even bother downloading anymore.

I disagree, I think they need someone who openly hates Chip and despises him and Bob does that role pretty well. If everyone liked chip then it wouldn't be as fun, though they could use someone with a bit more feistiness/spice to them, I want someone to go right for da chippah's throat

Ari Shaffir was better at that

Bob Kelly tries to compensate for his slow wit by doing the old meta "whuddafuck am I doing here" routine.

100% this. That's the only thing he can do sine, unlike Chip and Ant, he isn't funny or witty.

Bobby works best when he gets to play straight man while paired with two other people that are enthusiastically going along with Chip's delusions.

He probably also pairs well with a pineapple rum glaze and a good reisling.

If Anthony can't do the show then don't record a show. It should be that simple. wait until he's available.

Thick chick is full cringe.

Anyone half-good looking cannot be funny, blonde has to go.

Needed Christina but Bobby and Chip naming Anthony's book made the episode worth watching.

A blue shirt as a producer on this podacast ? Nope. Chip's Mother won't allow that.

No Ant and this Chick is draining the energy out of the room. Is this one worth watching at all?

The Podacast works better as a 4 person show. When there’s only 3 people on the show, these unfunny girls have to do more of the heavy lifting, a task to which they are poorly suited.

Chip/Anthony are pretty good on 3 person shows but that's pretty much about it.

It woulda been better with just Chip + Blobby

Worst episode ever

And The Jew Machine keeps running...

This chick isn't very funny but she's hotter than Lauren or Christina. I think she would have been fine if Ant was also on. Chip was talking to her more than usual and it was making it apparent how unfunny she was.

I don't feel like going back and finding the time code now, but Chip implies that he is scared of running her off with the way he talks to her. I'm betting that's why Lauren left and she was too afraid to tell him.

Also when they start talking about Ant's book at the end, it gets kinda funny.

crikey, you can tell she doesn't know what the show is all about and is just there so she can get a job from bobby kelly. oh well, at least our old chum bobby and chippah can carry a show together

Eat, Do Some Other Shiznit, Love

just put in a tranny. having a mans chin replace laurens would be a seamless transition

Stunk on ice

For those criticizing Chin's replacements-- in their defense, what are they supposed to do? They don't even get the thin backstory premise to fall back on of Chip vaguely is dating them. So they're just like, getting interviewed/roasted I guess? How is that priming them to be something on this show

Well it is basically a job interview. So fucking do a minimum of research beforehand? Maybe watch 2-3 episodes before going on the show. She didn't even know his disgusting sign-off.

The Grim Reaper should really just do Norton a funkn' favor.

Women are funny

No, you are!

Wow she doesnt take good pictures.

Also this "comedian" posts screenshots of tweets that arent even funny. She doesnt even know whats funny

I lasted 1 minute, but this simply isn't funny or even fun.

You're not fun fella.

Gabby's dad is joker tatto enthusiast and keyboard player for bon Jovi https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bryan

It says he wrote the musical "Memphis" that she got a tattoo of.....a real daddy's girl, eh?

This episode was fucking hilarious. Chip trying to guess bobby’s joke was hysterical. “Gum ball thief/creep” 😂

These do not work without Ant.

I don't feel like making a video out of this, but please watch these 2 scenes in order:

https://youtu.be/fURArLwhHVY?t=895 https://youtu.be/9MO9LajVYUo?t=28

This podcast needs Ant as a permanent 2nd mic. 50 year old Jim Norton is best when he's playing a character, and Anthony is only good as a 2nd mic. If they played to their strengths, had a special guest or 2 per episode, and moved the producer role to behind-the-scenes, it would be great.

One trick pony.

if he is going to do crowd work they should at least have better audio , so we can hear what retards are saying.

anyway this blond chick sucks.

Ya the fans are a bore

They really should bring back the call-in guests.

Ga'head babe, talk at me.

Her vagina?

I thought it was when she said she was from New Jersey

Her jokes were shit, she added nothing, she had no knowledge of anything they talked about and thus got none of chip's jokes. But she's kind of cute? I want Christina back.

Her jokes were shit, she added nothing, she had no knowledge of anything they talked about and thus got none of chip's jokes. But she's kind of cute? I want Christina back.