Reminder: All Australians Are Homosexual.

78  2017-10-22 by CormacMcFarty

Even if they pretend to be pro skateboarding, MMA fighting, tough guys they still suck dick at the end of the day like https://twitter.com/EllisMate

Even if they pretend to be hilarious, women-hating comedians and put out comedy specials named edgy things like Alcoholocaust http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1935828/. It is all an act, they are playing a character, and in actuality went to school for musical theatre.

43 comments

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-22

Thems fightin words bogan

1  WhippingHuskies 2017-10-22

What do you expect from men who were defeated in combat by unarmed, flightless birds.

1  CormacMcFarty 2017-10-22

The notion of Australian wildlife being scary is most likely a lie, they just scream and have panic attacks whenever they encounter something the size of a house spider.

1  WhippingHuskies 2017-10-22

YYYYYEEEEEESSSSS CCoOooRRReeeYyYY be careful, there's a spotted blue octopus in the suuurrrrffff

1  Czakl 2017-10-22

They have that one tiny jellyfish that'll kill you. The rest is old-fashioned frontier faggotry.

"There's a bush devil in me tent, moit. Lemme share y'bag."

1  CormacMcFarty 2017-10-22

They always run around shirtless and thats very suspicious. Its like a pride parade in country form.

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-10-22

They did ban all their guns. Smart for a country where emus will rape your babies if you turn away

1  herpacin 2017-10-22

Faggotry personified

1  JerkStoreJ 2017-10-22

Even our hero Mel Gibson?

1  herpacin 2017-10-22

Before or after the jaccuzi?

1  Otto-Ernst-Remer 2017-10-22

Mel Gibson was born in Peekskill,New York

1  JerkStoreJ 2017-10-22

Ok then, carry on

1  OpiesTitDoctor 2017-10-22

Even the women?

1  CormacMcFarty 2017-10-22

No, that's why its suspicious.

1  OsloJimmy 2017-10-22

That faggot was bragging about being bi on his shit show with the rug muncher

1  literalotherkin 2017-10-22

I'm totally straight and butch I swear.

1  LiterallyCaligula 2017-10-22

Poofters gon poof.

1  herpacin 2017-10-22

Ayyyyyy nayyyyy

1  Basehead_Vos 2017-10-22

Chopper Read seemed kind of cool.

1  Randal_X 2017-10-22

Also, Alf Stewart and his flashpoint fury at flamin' galahs.

1  xavier_stock 2017-10-22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Er3J1YHCMw

1  all_copacetic 2017-10-22

Australia is a pointless country.

1  CormacMcFarty 2017-10-22

It had a point when it was being used as a prison.

1  zenicaone 2017-10-22

its not anymore? huh

1  Belchides 2017-10-22

Jim Jeffries

1  piggyboi 2017-10-22

Is a faggot. Point proven.

1  LarryNozowitz 2017-10-22

don't forget the English and the Canadians

1  CormacMcFarty 2017-10-22

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/781fes/reminder_porsalin_is_british/

1  StuffOpieThrew 2017-10-22

I found Jefferies funny on the show... And then he had that F/X show that was hit or miss.... Then I suddenly couldn't stand him.

1  urethral_lobotomy 2017-10-22

What about his stand up? I loved all of it except for Freedumb, which still had its moments.

1  Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-22

Their most celebrated war hero was a criminal who incontrovertibly murdered prisoners of war under his care.

1  Jungies 2017-10-22

No, Hitler was Austrian.

1  Slothjew 2017-10-22

I agree. They love coke tho which is ok

1  Frankwasbetter 2017-10-22

I'm Australian but our comedians are awful, they all try to be like Hicks. Criticizing Christianity with no funny or punchline.

1  opestersmammarydrip 2017-10-22

yes they do. i really hate dave hughes the most.

1  JohnQNo1 2017-10-22

The glasshouse was really funny. That was wil anderson doing the heavy lifting though

1  xavier_stock 2017-10-22

Wil Anderson was a piece of shit who kept laughing at his own jokes.

1  JohnQNo1 2017-10-22

Christianity is its own punchline

1  CormacMcFarty 2017-10-22

Attacking christianity is 100% pure, fake edgy leftist cringe. Christians are a safe target, because the comedians know that they wont do anything. All of those comedians (except like 1 or 2 of them) are way too pussy to go after Islam in their acts.

1  pomegranate2012 2017-10-22

"Other, better comedians than me should go after Islam!"

  • Colin Quim.

1  MuddahSockCuckah 2017-10-22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMTO27JrAxM

We do parody well. Things like Frontline.

1  notformeplz 2017-10-22

You're right, but you're also coming from a country that introduced black people. At least we got here and tried to get rid of them.

1  Toss__Pot 2017-10-22

They export shit shows called things like 'Neighbours', but to Brits it was more important that 9/11, we waited for 'Neighbours' to finish

1  Billyassman 2017-10-22

We heard you

1  herpacin 2017-10-22

Before or after the jaccuzi?

1  Otto-Ernst-Remer 2017-10-22

Mel Gibson was born in Peekskill,New York