The chippah on ESPN

770  2017-10-21 by TgisSaturday

101 comments

Video?

And there's Dave Smith in the lower right begging ESPN's audience to Venmo him money!

Cropped for the sidebar.

https://i.imgur.com/X3AAwBW.jpg

I don't know if it's required, but I only see these to be accepted if they are cropped.

dave smith has the personality of a sad, limpy, jew-dick. Dave smith fucking sucks.

Herbstreit?!?! What is ther fawkin parsley on the road or sumthin? Tsss tsss...

HOLY SHIT

Such a douche move, totally fitting for Chip

You mean Opie.

Shh, this is Chippahs time. Fuck that big titted slouch.

50 foot pole, what, are you lookin' inside my pants or sumthing? tsssss

Fawk yeah your pecka right?

Shuuure it was very large, even for a child. Ha ha ha ha

Are you suggesting that we raise a generation of super kids?

Legendary.

it's genius yet I can hear Chippah shouting "I HELD UP A SIGN ON A BIG POLE! IT WAS 50 FEET LONG!!!"

Looks real to me. Fawkin awesome

Considering that's Penn State, should really be an Uncle Paul on a stick.

His friend Jerry got in trouble playing a game of fickle fackle! That’s when the prosecutor started telling A BUNCH OF LIES to the jury!

Sureeeeeee, there's a reason we're called "Happy Valley".

Usta be Happy, nowa bunch a tatl tales run the place

tHe CHildRen lOVe thE FuN wE haVe.

ApRehL fAwlS!

Them Victors are a bunch of ta'el tale!

I don't even know a victor!

they said i was riding around on my file bike!

Who's Megan Slaw? I neva met the lady!

5 was fun, 3 and 4 were a bummer

"They planted his blood in my urethra"

Frickle frackle, you cunt.

Fawk yeah!

A LITTLE CHILD RAPE FOR THE CHIPPAH!

Oh No! it’s the snake luggin’ the two hairy onions! Kiss the snake!

No Filter Paul officially wins the Assault on the Media competetion.

Penn State more like Pencil Said er sumptin...

Chip Armey is going to be on NPR soon

Were like the proud boys except our leader is less embarrassing and more socially aware.

That is fucking hilarious

That's fucking awesome

tHe SuN iS cOlD.....

What? No the sun is like the hottest thing in the solar system

ApPrEl FALLS

Oooohhh you got us, Edgar...

You sound exactly like Sam. Are you Sam?

SOCK CUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

iF IIiiT is hOt tHeN wHy iS sPaCE CoLd?

jOE FlAccO is A eLITe quArtErbaCK....

It's insane how much more likeable Chip has become. I wonder if Jim feels perplexed because he isn't as liked as much as the character he portrays.

I doubt it... I'm pretty sure Paul Reubens doesn't give a turkey about being less beloved than Pee Wee Herman

That's because Paul Reubens got caught jacking off in a theater. Pee Wee didn't get caught.

Paul CK

My fuckin' hat fell off, babe.

God damn it babe

Cut dat part out

Kirk Herbstreit, what's he planting a little garden on the avenue or somethin'

What is this a parade or somethin?

No seriously, what is this?

College football pre game show on ESPN.

Here comes the pre!

the fuck? are you one of those Europes?

YES, Canadian

I'm American and football is gay as hell and so are you, queer.

no u r

It's a very popular pre game show for college football where they broadcast from a selected university in a big game each week. I'm sure Euro soccer has some pre game show that is very popular, but this became a cultural thing because of the student crowds.

its college football ya FAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

FAWK YEAH

TSS uncle Paul is probably there to, fucking some kids or somethin

Go Wolverines.

idiot

Go Bucks. We gonna kick the shit outta both you muggs. Dvv Dvv.

Michigan offense sucks big time. No hope for us.

Why not Cottenverines or sumthin?

fuckin chippah

This is legendary.

Has Jim seen this yet? He'll be laughing at this all day.

This is the world we live in now and it couldn't make me happier.

Entertainment and Sports Peckahs Network

When’s pulling a Dice and just going full-time character?

*Cue Ant's dice as chip impression

tsss jack be nimble jack be quick. is he the fukkin flash or sumtin' tsss

I love jim but it can't happen soon enough

Could this be? The new wave of "Assault on the Media"?

Is that anyone from this sub in the crowd? Probably is, but if not, then this son of a bitch is famous

This is the kind of thing that makes me wish i had artistic ability

I bet that sign is covered in lipstick smooches and peckah juice by now.

Jim is so cool and popular

Chip is. Not Jim.

If anyone needs high res of that chip art to make more ridiculous signs, get at me!

http://twitter.com/comedyartwork

I want to get at you with an African aids filled peckah

Can you draw Chip's character Jim Norton ?

Fawwwk yeah

thats fawkin amazing

As hard as it is explaining why I’m laughing to my coworkers right now, imagine having to explain who Chip is while lugging that fucking thing around.

For Harbaugh's rep as a QB tutor, he hasn't recruited a good one and the guys he has are very average.

Not easy to do. Even Alabama hasn’t quite knocked it out-of-the-park with QB recruiting since Saban has been there (Tua looks like he may be the first “great” one).

I promise you your best effort will be against Ohio State for sure.

I pray on so many little boy dicks that this is real!!

Count the milliseconds before Norton takes credit for it.

Yesssssssss

Greatest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Whomever did this, may you be blessed with 1000 virgins.

With big peckas

Best thing I seen all week. Glad Jimmy seen it and commented. The Chippa is just getting started!!!

Super Bowl halftime for the Chippa??!! That would be amazing!!

And Opie is still unemployed

Penn fucked Michigan tonight

They were protesting for more chip! More chip!

glorious

FAWKIN HOME RUN

Oooohhh you got us, Edgar...

SOCK CUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAA