And sadly I think that's the prequisite in ditching your civilian status. You just need to do one shitty gig performing an archaic comedy routine to at least three people. Do that and you get to condescend civilians like a muuuug.
I was saying it out loud the other day at work and a coworker turned to me and said "what?" and I just shook my head and said "nevermind". I'll never be able to explain what that means to the average person.
Exactly. I've never stuck around Long enough to finish any of Joes actual video or audio but Porsalin had me hooked since his prank calls into that Josh guys show. I giggle like an asshole at this shit.
Ignore them--just the Matarese militia. Joe's wife pays her graduate students interns to troll any content that could potentially effect her future divorce settlement.
I genuinely think a few more are probably tired of the bit and I can't blame them. It's really hard thinking of new ways to poke fun at this guy that haven't already been said.
I'm don't really want to make it look like I'm trying too hard! Besides, thinking of winding them down now that joe lost the YT legal battle. I have nothing left to take from the guy.
A+ dude! (*or "mate" in your pidgin Arabic patois)
Seriously, no bullshit, no snark, you continue to outdo yourself. This podcast series is literally the best podcast going, hands down (at least for a dozen of us).
Matarese would be flattered, not litigious, if only he had a sense of humor and wasn't so medicated. 💊💊
Well at least you had a valid critique so I'll give you that. I think the minute fewer people start liking them than disliking them I'll tap out. Kind of running out of ideas anyway. And I can't judge you for a good hate listen - we all enjoy that. Sorry you didn't enjoy it though.
Dude, do you do anything in comedy professionally? Your voice acting and writing are great. You've turned trolling a hack comedian into an entirely new character. I always look forward to these.
Nah - civilian and proud of it. I always thought I'd do OK in a writers room but stand up is the least funny delivery method of comedy to me. I'm not a good performer and my timing would probably suck in a live environment. Anyway, i love my job.
But thanks man! I genuinely have no Idea I keep getting away with these. Every post I get anxious waiting for the barrage of 'faggots'! Appreciate the kind words though buddy.
I don't know who Joe Matareece is. I enjoy that he can't pronounce his own name. Italian-Americans often have that problem! lol them! Funny cuz it's true!
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1 darklydreamingdayln 2017-10-21
It's embarrassing how happy I feel when I see a new one of these posted.
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
If you want embarrassing you should see me in my underwear yelling into my mic in a thick Italian/jew accent. It's quite the sight.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-21
Oh shit. Really upping the production value here.
Nice.
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
It'll be back to normal next one. I just had to find some way of shoehorning a Patrice episode in.
1 RBuddCumia 2017-10-21
Doing the lords work, my friend.
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-21
Man that Joe Matarese has a lot of buddies in the biz.
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
Including dead ones apparently
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-21
What?! Patrice is dead?!
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-21
Ya kiddin
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-21
Love the Otto and George tease. Btw, didn't realize George had also passed but it stands to reason that he had a drug problem too.
1 redtheftauto 2017-10-21
Gabaghoul is funnier than it should be.
These dumb parody podcasts are better than anything he's done in his entire career.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-10-21
Sneaky parallel thinking sockcucka!
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
Aah was bound to happen! Just glad I'm stealing from civilians and not professional comedians
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-10-21
I'm just tugging your clam-stuffer, champ.
Besides, judging from the views the pahhhhhhhhhhhdcast is getting, Joe is more of a civilian than anyone on this sub.
1 hSUitMSi 2017-10-21
yeah these podcasts are funny but let's see porsalin pack out a bowling alley's snack bar for 30 minutes of fire
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
And sadly I think that's the prequisite in ditching your civilian status. You just need to do one shitty gig performing an archaic comedy routine to at least three people. Do that and you get to condescend civilians like a muuuug.
1 SuaveRico 2017-10-21
The catchphrase "Hey, it's me Joe Matarese" will live on forever, brothaman.
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
There is no longer such a thing as a 'podcast' in my matarese-ridden head. 'Paaaahdkeeests' on the other hand...
1 Morons_comment 2017-10-21
These are brilliant and one of the few things I still have to look forward to.
1 JMueller2012 2017-10-21
I say “welcome to ‘da paaaahd-lest”* to myself alone in my apartment too many times a day to warrant going on with my life
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-21
Go ahead
1 JMueller2012 2017-10-21
I’ll race you
1 aRTie02150 2017-10-21
I do the same, except I say "Eyyy it's me Joe Matarese, a hundred percent Italian"
It's almost as bad as when I walk around alone doing the scorch voice.
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-21
Gabagoosh!
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-10-21
I was saying it out loud the other day at work and a coworker turned to me and said "what?" and I just shook my head and said "nevermind". I'll never be able to explain what that means to the average person.
1 ffffantomas 2017-10-21
You're not alone. Always remember that.
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-10-21
I don't even listen to these, I just support them because I know it must infuriate that other Joe Matarese.
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-21
who?
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-10-21
Exactly. I've never stuck around Long enough to finish any of Joes actual video or audio but Porsalin had me hooked since his prank calls into that Josh guys show. I giggle like an asshole at this shit.
1 racemic_mixture 2017-10-21
Did anything more ever come of that after his initial meltdown?
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
Little bits...he went live recently and took calls as a character but I was at work and missed it. Some great calls in by others though.
1 Belchides 2017-10-21
What's with all those downvotes on his video?
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-21
Ignore them--just the Matarese militia. Joe's wife pays her graduate students interns to troll any content that could potentially effect her future divorce settlement.
1 Belchides 2017-10-21
Militia? More like Matarese Mafia AH GABAGOOL OOOOOO
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-21
Dis ting of ours. We wuz masons. We built dees bridges!
1 boring_oneliner 2017-10-21
Matarese is botting. Someone report him!
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
I genuinely think a few more are probably tired of the bit and I can't blame them. It's really hard thinking of new ways to poke fun at this guy that haven't already been said.
1 brmlb 2017-10-21
it's still great
1 Belchides 2017-10-21
Have you considered getting a woman to play his wife? Thats like 5 episodes worth of shit.
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
I'm don't really want to make it look like I'm trying too hard! Besides, thinking of winding them down now that joe lost the YT legal battle. I have nothing left to take from the guy.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-21
You could take his wife.
1 DiploMaFF 2017-10-21
This one stinks
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
Sorry man. Kind of rushed it as I have to work all weekend. Will do better!
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-21
A+ dude! (*or "mate" in your pidgin Arabic patois)
Seriously, no bullshit, no snark, you continue to outdo yourself. This podcast series is literally the best podcast going, hands down (at least for a dozen of us).
Matarese would be flattered, not litigious, if only he had a sense of humor and wasn't so medicated. 💊💊
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
You're a very kind gentleman
1 saessea 2017-10-21
It finally jumped the shark. It was a good run.
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
It wasn't my best
1 saessea 2017-10-21
At least you can take the criticism and not get insecure like Tits. "Another fawkin' HATERRR!!!!"
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
It's fair - and lets be honest, this is a fucking ridiculous thing I'm doing. The fact I'm not getting completely murdered here's a miracle.
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
I really am running out of ideas tbf. Should have tapped out at 12!
1 kingship75 2017-10-21
Bullshit.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-21
You should do one where Matarese confronts Norton for stealing his bit by turning J&S into "Fixing Jim".
1 brmlb 2017-10-21
downvoted you for agreeing with him, because it was great.
just keep the old theme song
1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-10-21
Does Joe meet baby Kuhn up in heaven too?
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-21
"I'm the real victim I got the pills to prove it" lol
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-21
“Ya couldnt even stay aliiive. What a faggooot.”
1 iHaveOpieTits 2017-10-21
I love the "do you ever get it when" punchlines.
1 Peckahnator 2017-10-21
Joe Matarese's Excellent Adventure rules.
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
Pillboy
1 VicDumb 2017-10-21
Drix from Osmosis Jones.
1 1qw1qw1 2017-10-21
you're not from America. you can't cite the Fair Use Act.
go back to Matarafrica
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-21
It was funny at the start but holy shit you can whip a dead horse. The conversation deteriorated then circled another 2 or 3 times
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
You've been miserable about every one of them so maybe not listen?
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-21
He's a faggot, he splits his time between here and calling people cucks in /r/TheDonald
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-21
No, I'm going to listen to all of them because hating you fuels me. You stop making them
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
Well at least you had a valid critique so I'll give you that. I think the minute fewer people start liking them than disliking them I'll tap out. Kind of running out of ideas anyway. And I can't judge you for a good hate listen - we all enjoy that. Sorry you didn't enjoy it though.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-21
Don't apologize to that faggot, do more prank calls to zilch podcasts.
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1 porsalin 2017-10-21
I think that's the future for joe
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-10-21
I'm not won over by your positivity sir
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
I'm not trying. Just being fair. For some obscure reason you just want an argument about a dopey podcast. That's fine but I'm not your guy.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-10-21
This is fucking hilarious. Outstanding, dude.
Also that Patrice line about women being like fish had a nigga. Ribs hurtin' today.
1 Wolosocu 2017-10-21
These are literally funnier than anything the real Joe Materese ever did.
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
His eventual death will be funnier than anything I could do tbf
1 tippydiver 2017-10-21
Dude, do you do anything in comedy professionally? Your voice acting and writing are great. You've turned trolling a hack comedian into an entirely new character. I always look forward to these.
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
Nah - civilian and proud of it. I always thought I'd do OK in a writers room but stand up is the least funny delivery method of comedy to me. I'm not a good performer and my timing would probably suck in a live environment. Anyway, i love my job.
1 6jesus6christ6 2017-10-21
what do you do for a living?
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
I work in outside broadcasting. Sports and shit. I have more time off than I'm used to, hence these ridiculous things.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-21
Please do an episode where Joe makes it big as a sports announcer.
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
But thanks man! I genuinely have no Idea I keep getting away with these. Every post I get anxious waiting for the barrage of 'faggots'! Appreciate the kind words though buddy.
1 CommanderCock 2017-10-21
I want to go to segregated heaven when I die. Oh, dear God, how I hope heaven is segregated.
1 PauxFas 2017-10-21
I love when Prosalin's Britishness shines through
1 allenricketts 2017-10-21
"Eat mah food, fuck mah kids, it's all fair use" fucking killed me
1 egates09 2017-10-21
dude these are brilliant. go get a job at bbc radio or something
1 SociallyAwkwardRyan 2017-10-21
If the community produced content like this more frequently, we wouldn't be relegatef to the slums like Heaven Patrice
1 David_Tosk 2017-10-21
Request: Just a "Joe Matarese" set.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-10-21
Don't like the new intro, but keep up doing everything else right. These are great.
1 CompletelyIncorrect0 2017-10-21
This was hilarious. Keep at it dude.
1 Czakl 2017-10-21
Your thing's pretty funny.
I don't know who Joe Matareece is. I enjoy that he can't pronounce his own name. Italian-Americans often have that problem! lol them! Funny cuz it's true!
Say "fair use" again.
etc.
1 ventio 2017-10-21
i hate the new opening but this might be the best episode yet
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
New opening is OUT.
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
If you want embarrassing you should see me in my underwear yelling into my mic in a thick Italian/jew accent. It's quite the sight.
1 VicDumb 2017-10-21
Drix from Osmosis Jones.
1 porsalin 2017-10-21
Little bits...he went live recently and took calls as a character but I was at work and missed it. Some great calls in by others though.