A bizarre message from Von Decarlo.
34 2017-10-21 by meatbrawls
https://twitter.com/VonDecarlo/status/918366070523691008
I'm not exactly sure how twitter works, is this posted in reply to something?
"As we begin to close in on another year let me post ths thread for the monsters since its this time of yr that the insensitive trolls dig in. Much like the Lebron jersey burners never apologized when he came back to Cleveland, I know you trolls will never apologize to me for all of your harsh words & accusations. You will just hop right back on the train when its time & act like you never harassed me or disrespected me. Which is easy to do behind your faceless, nameless twitter fingers. Just keep in mind that when you disrespect me, you’re disrespecting him. So stop trying to act as if you’re such a huge fan of someone while attacking me. Someone who I am in charge of protecting, and if he was here, would protect me from you insensitive monsters. But if you want to know anything, know this. He picked a soldier & your attacks only make me stronger. The truth ALWAYS comes to light. Thank you for your #LoveForPatrice. For all info & updates, please visit http://patriceoneal.com "
BTW that website has absolutely no updates, besides details of the benefit gigs and her shilling her own book. It's even better if you compare his '98 geocities page to her own website: http://www.vondecarlo.com/bio/
67 comments
1 NumeroOtto 2017-10-21
delusional cunt
1 beavvv 2017-10-21
Some of Patrice's shtick was so fucking corny
1 jimmybrite 2017-10-21
I really want to think that he said that shit to appease her in some way. Pick your battles I suppose.
1 JSoupL 2017-10-21
happen to be listening to Genesis of Black Phillip as I see this thread. not 5 minutes pass and here are his thoughts on Von: -"she only thinks she knows shit cuz I tell her shit. so now she thinks she knows shit..go out there and walk and try and find the sky without me."
I don't know that "soldier" meant he thought she's any type of genius.
As I'm writing this he's talking about her exchange rate being "5 bitches worth."
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-21
Yeah soldier means she's tough and loyal and can put up with the shit he throws at her, she's still dumb as hell though and needs a man to explain reality to her, like all dumb hos.
1 kevin121312 2017-10-21
soldiers usually win the medal of honor for capitalizing on the death of their commanders.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2017-10-21
The medal of honor is earned, not "won"
1 lemonmattress 2017-10-21
It's stupid that people win a medal for playing stupid video game
1 kevin121312 2017-10-21
good point
1 Ojisan1 2017-10-21
It’s corny when she says it about herself.
It wasn’t corny when he said it as a compliment to her. Especially considering the context of “soldier” was she would fulfill his sexual needs unquestioned, like a soldier follows orders.
1 StewartScoldedCumia 2017-10-21
Oh for crying out loud, it’s a silly Beyoncé song. Bunch of white guys breaking down some corny black guy’s use of phrases from a shitty Destiny’s Child song. When Beyoncé said she needed a soldier, what do you think she meant? I think she meant that she’s a shitty, vapid lyricist and could only write like a literal minded spoiled suburban princess pretending to be from the hood. It was nothing deeper than that. Why do you think she clings so tightly to ugly ass Jay-Z? He gave her street cred. Before that, she was basically like a white girl singing bubblegum pop songs. Pay my bills, pay my bills. Lyrics don’t get worse than that dogshit. For our next lesson, we will analyze what Apache really meant when he said he needed a gangsta bitch.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-21
I endorse this if it means we can start shitting on Beyonce, which apparently my autocorrect recognizes as a universal noun.
1 aTwinkForFez 2017-10-21
nice break down brotha
1 Ojisan1 2017-10-21
Gay as fuck
1 Belchides 2017-10-21
FUCKING BENEDICT ARNOLD OR SUMPTING
1 Compound_MediaPR 2017-10-21
What a nigger
1 Lokque 2017-10-21
"The truth ALWAYS comes to light."
Explains why this fucking nigger keeps lying.
1 jofreal 2017-10-21
She has the worst name in human history. Her middle name is surely as big a clunker as the terrible handles in front and behind.
1 kevin121312 2017-10-21
that has to be a fake name. isn't von de carlo the name of the mother from the munsters?
1 jofreal 2017-10-21
Employed the same tactic as the internet trolls she's calling out in her use of a bogus name. The internet trolls are dignified in comparison by not being gold-digging misappropriators of crowdsourcing funds.
1 dahnk_u_muhnk 2017-10-21
Yvonne DeCarlo was the mother on The Munsters.
Vondecarlo Brown is this theiving bootlip.
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-21
1 chickenfan1 2017-10-21
it claims on her bio she is a comedian????
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-21
Cause she must be joking with all this nonesense or somethin
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-21
Saved at the end by chipping
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-21
Not the first time cawk sucka
1 dmix 2017-10-21
She linked to a review. Sounds hilarious:
https://hellobeautiful.com/2814765/von-decarlo-one-woman-show/
1 aegrotatio 2017-10-21
Oh, look, it's October, and it's the month when morbidly obese diabetic beloved comic Patrice O'Neal had a stroke and lapsed into a coma, leaving us O&A fans wondering what's really going on. His mother and titty dancer "Von DeCarlo Brown" fight viciously over his life and whether he should live on as a vegetable or die with dignity.
Meanwhile, we fans continue to worry and pray about our favorite comic with no actual details until he dies months later as we find out from some passing comments on a soon-to-be-doomed radio show.
sniff
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-10-21
I'm sure cuck billy burr read the tweet and instantly wired her 20k.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-21
Nah, Burr's Team Georgia all the way. He saw through Von's game when he set up the benefit payouts.
1 PassProtect15 2017-10-21
wait, what?
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-21
Bitch probably yanked the gold fillings from his teeth while the body was still warm.
1 Belchides 2017-10-21
Didnt know Patrice was a Ethiopian Jew.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-21
I don't get it.
1 Belchides 2017-10-21
Jews have gold fillings removed from their teeth during ww2 and Patrice is black.
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-21
She’s to lazy to even come up with a lie, just says truth will come out
What truth? She already posted that the doc wasn’t happening because they didn’t have enough money for filming actors recreating parts of Patrice’s life
1 PhilipMarma 2017-10-21
And what a foolish idea, recreations in a documentary. That's some Investigation Discovery true crime shit.
1 meatbrawls 2017-10-21
http://www.betterthanyoudoc.com/the-recreates/ I'd never actually seen that part of the website before. Even if you were to go through with that stupid idea, those are some of the worst Patrice stories to recreate.
1 JSoupL 2017-10-21
genuinely stunning. could not have picked worst stories. big jay getting his emo-dad-rocker shrimp dick sucked, metzger's retarded ex, and, most retarded, patrice taking a lay-up.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-10-21
Not to mention they were going to have an NFL player be Patrice - that would have been fucking awful.
1 DeclanGunn 2017-10-21
The theft of the 4x Puma suit is the only thing I can recall that I might want to see a recreation of.
1 meatbrawls 2017-10-21
That, or the story Burr tells about Patrice starting a fight with some random tranny at 3 in the morning.
1 turnthemaround 2017-10-21
She just wanted to give herself acting credits in her dead boyfriends documentary
1 SavePoonerman 2017-10-21
She is a money vampire holding up his dead fucking body like it's Weekend at Bernies trying to suck every penny from his dead penis.
Patrice was a funny unique interesting personality loved by a group of people who hate everyone, you were what he jizzed in on a higher % of the other girls he jizzed in.
1 Eternalforms 2017-10-21
did that nigger ever make a movie?
1 meatbrawls 2017-10-21
No, they announced it had fallen through about a month ago. Said 130,000 was never going to be enough, they wanted someone else to fund it up to 400k. Also blamed some of his unnamed famous friends(anybody that was included in the released interviews basically, so Bill Burr, Kevin Hart, Louis CK, etc. but also Bobby Kelly, Dante Nero, Keith Robinson etc. weren't included).
1 Eternalforms 2017-10-21
wow....how fucking long has it been?
1 meatbrawls 2017-10-21
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/better-than-you-the-patrice-o-neal-documentary#/ The indiegogo closed may 2015. 2 and a half years and this: http://www.betterthanyoudoc.com/interviews/ is what came out of it.
1 Eternalforms 2017-10-21
what a piece of shit.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-10-21
And that valuable Gregg Hughes interview that would tie the story together.
1 onemancrimespree 2017-10-21
Do you remember when only you and 13 other people knew what the word "troll" meant, and it meant "hilarious motherfucker who riles faggots"
Like almost every other word, it has been contorted and used up to satisfy any random vanity use... like "mean people who are asking me about things I want to hide and bury"
Fucking cunts.
1 DickSlit 2017-10-21
It still means that, people just abuse it it constantly. Kinda like tue words bigot, racist, insane, ect. Is it, is it REALLY insane? Know what word doesn't get used enough anymore? Dassabesso. We cannot forget how clueless and socially retarded Sherrod is.
1 Jungies 2017-10-21
It's a misspelling of "trawl". People would post dumb shit to bulletin boards/Usenet back in the 80s just to get a rise out of people ("The Earth is clearly flat", "10 Reasons the Moon Landings NEVER HAPPENED") and watch as people lost their shit. It wasn't targeted, it was just posted in front of a large, susceptible audience, and seeing who you caught - like trawling for fish with a huge net.
1 dmix 2017-10-21
This certainly applies here. This stuff is like baiting out trolls instead of fighting them off. It sounds pathetic and weak, wrapped in a self-aggrandizing 'empowered' messaging. If it doesn't bother you because you're a soldier then move on.
Dwelling on it on a public forum, with a 15-part message, is not how you stand above it. And this isn't even trolling, if she released the documentary properly, and didn't handle it with zero skill/tact, I doubt people would even hate on her half as much.
1 onemancrimespree 2017-10-21
face it
any woman with any relation to some notable man would post this. because she thinks shes a victim, from now on any interaction that doesnt go her way is the fault of "trolls." literally using her dead boyfriend as a prop to guilt fanboys into not criticizing her.
1 --DC-- 2017-10-21
I think I speak for everyone when I say Bitch Please.
1 uralldiseased 2017-10-21
what a fucking cunt
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-10-21
we need an SNN special report to crack this whole thing wide open
1 myRrribz 2017-10-21
Sssscuuummmmbbaaaggg!
1 Frankwasbetter 2017-10-21
Once you start fucking another guy, its time to start making money off your ex dead boyfriend.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-10-21
Who harassed her? is pointing out stealing money from your dead boyfriends fans harassment these days?
1 dmix 2017-10-21
$129,624?
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/better-than-you-the-patrice-o-neal-documentary#/
...and we break Jimmy's balls about some dumb animation
1 1qw1qw1 2017-10-21
"fawkin HATERS" - Von Decarlo
1 lemonmattress 2017-10-21
Where is the documentary you dumb cunt
1 IggysGlove 2017-10-21
Patrice would have found a prettier soldier that was more dedicated to the cause by now.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-10-21
I'm glad the worm has turned on this fucking cunt. Even when this sub was in full-blown hatred mode, people would defend her/the doc/her twitter/the benefit etc. She's despicable.
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-10-21
I can see where Patrice's views on women stemmed from
1 i_dont_give_a_care 2017-10-21
This is how adults talk now
1 TriangleDimes 2017-10-21
This is typical black woman unearned confidence.
1 Billyassman 2017-10-21
Sounds like someone is gone fishing.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-21
Black women will do anything but actually “work.” They live their entire lives scamming or begging people for whatever they need. The overwhelming majority of black women on every dating app or site out there are prostitutes, or “want to be spoiled.” 9x out of 10 if an attractive black chick is on any of these things (Ive been on all of em, for years) they’re looking for handouts. You should see the Craigslist personals, Jesus fucking Christ.
1 1v1crown 2017-10-21
"when you disrespect me, you’re disrespecting him"
She didn't learn anything from Patrice.
1 dmix 2017-10-21
This certainly applies here. This stuff is like baiting out trolls instead of fighting them off. It sounds pathetic and weak, wrapped in a self-aggrandizing 'empowered' messaging. If it doesn't bother you because you're a soldier then move on.
Dwelling on it on a public forum, with a 15-part message, is not how you stand above it. And this isn't even trolling, if she released the documentary properly, and didn't handle it with zero skill/tact, I doubt people would even hate on her half as much.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-21
I don't get it.