I think I'm dying, gang.

19  2017-10-21 by TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

I just jacked off and right when I came I got a crazy intense pain in my head and it hasn't gone away. I bequeath my signed photos to Joyomi.

35 comments

1  Naga_Nooch 2017-10-21

You ain't dying nigga. Anxiety is getting is fucking with your thoughts.

1  johnnyroberts 2017-10-21

what were you jerking off to?

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-21

Those little hoodrat Milton twins. The uglier one was getting double dicked.

1  CommanderCock 2017-10-21

Oh, yeah, those two are real white trash whores.

1  johnnyroberts 2017-10-21

ahh nice, was the one pregnant?

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-21

You ever see those two hot German twins that piss on each other? Or piss outside and then get fucked by some random German dude, that looks like 'your gym teacher?' God I love those two animals. (They usually come up in any kind of twincest search)

1  johnnyroberts 2017-10-21

Well post a fucking link you queer.

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-10-21

Get an entire roll of paper towels ready for this one. Fucking love these two weirdos. https://www.xvideos.com/video254208/urine_twins_at_the_rave

1  camaro69 2017-10-21

Jesus. I jerked off to them at 14.... while something else was happening that I will refuse to disclose.

1  camaro69 2017-10-21

Jesus. I jerked off to them at 14.... while something else was happening which I refuse to disclose.

1  iHaveOpieTits 2017-10-21

Then you shall he downvoted accordingly.

1  Randal_X 2017-10-21

Take Fat Louise out before you go. It's only humane.

1  Jungle-Rabbit 2017-10-21

Had same thing happen quite a few times then lost 30 pounds and they stopped

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-21

I'm in really good shape. I think I've been cursed and all my pleasures will bring me pain from now on.

1  zenicaone 2017-10-21

stop using steroids then

1  Jungle-Rabbit 2017-10-21

I always thought it was start of stroke. if want to take the word of a savage https://doctorslounge.com/fertility/forums/backup/topic-11928.html

1  kingship75 2017-10-21

This happened to me once a couple of years ago when I was 38. I was fucking my wife (missionary - HOT) and just as I was about to bussanut, it happened. The worst pain I ever felt. I legit thought I was having a stroke.

The one good thing that came out of it: My wife rides me because she's worried it'll happen again and I'll drop dead. I don't have to do anything!

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-10-21

It's God punishing you for your degenerate behavior, heathen.
/#nowanks
/#uhuru

1  Plasticpin87 2017-10-21

I can't believe these idiots believe that shit. Just cum in Kleenex and go to sleep

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-10-21

Yes yes, of laughter. Where is Rich Vos performing?

1  CommanderCock 2017-10-21

F

1  nomorecompromise 2017-10-21

Put on some Jamiroquai and smoke some weed mah dude.

1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-21

If this isn't a joke you should seriously make a post over at https://www.reddit.com/r/DrSteve/

/u/drsteve103 is a super caring guy and has helped out one of us undesirable losers on the sub more times than anyone probably ever should.

1  phlammo 2017-10-21

Do you have any signed sudoku you could bequeath to me?

1  OlShotgunFace 2017-10-21

It's called coital cephaglia, it's benign usually but very painful.

Or you might be half a fag.

1  braunheiser 2017-10-21

http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/healthlibrary/conditions/adult/nervous_system_disorders/Primary_Exertion_Headache_22,PrimaryExertionHeadache

1  Pino_Palladino 2017-10-21

Hold my hand dude, i broke my brain dude

1  KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2017-10-21

Wait? You queefed?

1  Theyarnetevenpeople 2017-10-21

Are you an alcoholic? If so it's can be due to that? I'm no Dr bit I think it has something to do with dehydration. Also if it's hot out I can make it worse.

1  howmuchisdis 2017-10-21

Were you dehydrated? I get crazy intense headaches when I jerk off the day after binge drinking.

1  Anarox 2017-10-21

Tension Headache

1  David_Tosk 2017-10-21

There's two kinds of headaches that doctors take extremely seriously. One that just doesn't go away for days after days and one that is "the absolute worst you've ever had x 100". I'm guessing it's not the latter since you posted here. So quit being a baby.

1  Throwaway98709860 2017-10-21

metoo

1  emende21 2017-10-21

Can this sub take an insurance policy on you? We can make the vos jokes even more elaborate.

1  dra_kul88 2017-10-21

i have gotten this a few times over the years, it was related to some kind of sinus infection that caused constriction of blood vessels in your head, go see a doc and explain what happened they will give you something to clear it up

1  drsteve103 2017-10-21

Google post coital headache. This should ALWAYS be checked out the first time it happens. Let me know what they say, pal.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-21

Thanks, Doc. Big fan.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-10-21

Thanks, Doc. Big fan.