His fanbase, such as it is, consists entirely of virtue signaling SJW hipster faggots who care DEEPLY about ensuring no minority is ever offended in any way by anyone.
Oh no, I preferred his groveling apology where he clarified how much he hates racists and bullies. Fruity LA "alt comic". We get it, Larry the cable guy is shit, and so are you.
If he adopted the Seinfeld approach and just refused to apologise no one would care. I can't even believe a so-called "comedian" put that on twitter expecting a response.
Yeah, Mr Show sucks dick now, Tobias Funke sucks dick, anyyhing funny he ever did in stand up sucks dick, because he doesnt agree with the same ridiculous horshit I believe politically. I like an orange guy just because he pisses people off that I dont like, not becaise he does anything good for me. Im so cool.
Pay attention folks, whoever wins the Chinks vs Kikes war determines wether we ruled over as "goyim" or "round eyes". Just remember, no matter who wins, Zuckerberg's kids are in charge.
haha if you ever wanna see a chinaman's eyes get as wide as they can, next time you go to a chinee foo restaurant, grab the waitress by her toothpick wrist, drag her down to your level, and growl "and don't fucking give me the lofan rice" into her neck
Charlyne Yi is a cunt, obviously, but Cross is no method actor. I have personal stories from friends of him being an asshole to fans by default when he meets them, which I chalk up as some sort of 'spergery type of thing.
I gotta say though; his apology had just as much to do with him telling people that were flooding his instagram and twitter to fuck off, just as much as he was apologizing. And at least he was explaining that it was a character he was doing, much like Jimmy does with Chip in social situations: Aspergers or just general social awkwardness.
And this happened YEARS AGO! SHE SHOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING THEN, INSTEAD OF CHOOSING THE FALL OF HARVEY WEINSTEIN AND THE HYSTERIA AROUND IT TO BE THE TIME TO THROW ANOTHER JEW ON THE FIRE AS IT WERE.
Why the fuck would she bring it up when noone is paying attention to it, bringing it up now seems like the perfect time for her to bring it up with an outcome that will benefit her (probably just gonna get some cash from it)
I don't know about the racism but I've seen cross out on the "comedy scene" enough to know that slob has no right to make fun of someone's clothes for being ratty.
If he adopted the Seinfeld approach and just refused to apologise no one would care. I can't even believe a so-called "comedian" put that on twitter expecting a response.
54 comments
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-20
YouWantedIt
1 andrewjacksonjihadz 2017-10-20
he's really taking the AIDS diagnosis hard
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1 stinksskc 2017-10-20
hi best fwend :)
1 andrewjacksonjihadz 2017-10-20
how's the beat? got any hot scoops?
1 stinksskc 2017-10-20
Um can you email me please do you have twitter or aol instant messenger
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-20
'ching-chong'??!? I heard King-Kong, was in Hong Kong, playing ping-pong... with his ding-dong. Not sure how relevant that is. #beefbroccili
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-10-20
In the words of Academy Award winning artists Three6Mafia:
I'ma get my chief on While she suck my ding dong Eyes like a ching chong Hard on like king kong
1 hookahreed 2017-10-20
Lamar would play dat song when he was helping my muddah with duh floorboards. She called him "Juicy N".
1 InHell1979 2017-10-20
The King-Kong, Ding-Dong, Sing-Song Burger
1 kingship75 2017-10-20
That's a tasty motherfucker!
1 InHell1979 2017-10-20
Told your fuckin ass!
1 kingship75 2017-10-20
"Hey, fuck you cocksucker!"
1 InHell1979 2017-10-20
"It's so big! It's FUCKIN great!"
1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-20
I wish some famous comic would stand up for TRYING to be funny.
Like why can david cross just go fuck yall i was TRYING be funny. Nobody who knows who he is is gonna care and theyll still come see her.
Sorry for the brojoe capitalization
1 KanyeFaraday 2017-10-20
Even his own fucking wife came out and defended the slanty eyed girl. Insanity.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-20
Women really are the worst, putting their maternal virtue signalling over loyalty to their husbands.
1 Blink-Blink 2017-10-20
Women aren't loyal by nature, except to winners and alphas. David is neither.
He's Joe Cumia with a little more success, and a little less pedophilia.
1 buurp 2017-10-20
Well to be fair, the way she described the "joke" it didnt sound like a great zinger even by Chip's standards
1 VicDumb 2017-10-20
Tss tss even I wouldn't go near dat one.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-20
Thats the point. It shouldnt matter at all If its funny.
It was hilarious tho
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-20
That's what happens when you don't get to hit them.
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-20
yeah, we also heard Patrice on Fox news...
1 zenicaone 2017-10-20
shudup you gypsy
1 aPersonStranded 2017-10-20
kill yourself kike
1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-20
Yeah its the same point and patrice was fighting for it but he was nonfamous enough that it didnt really matter.
If like chris rock and louis ck defended david cross and people got behind them then maybe these twitter fags would give it a rest for once
1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-10-20
His fanbase, such as it is, consists entirely of virtue signaling SJW hipster faggots who care DEEPLY about ensuring no minority is ever offended in any way by anyone.
1 KennethFresno 2017-10-20
Oh no, I preferred his groveling apology where he clarified how much he hates racists and bullies. Fruity LA "alt comic". We get it, Larry the cable guy is shit, and so are you.
1 Viraus2 2017-10-20
It's funny how the apology just made people leap on him harder. They saw they had power over him, and then....
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-20
funny how that works
1 Toughcrowdd 2017-10-20
Exactly how that works
1 Taureg01 2017-10-20
If he adopted the Seinfeld approach and just refused to apologise no one would care. I can't even believe a so-called "comedian" put that on twitter expecting a response.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2017-10-20
He's a prick and always has been. Most comics are.
1 Onaincels 2017-10-20
Yeah, Mr Show sucks dick now, Tobias Funke sucks dick, anyyhing funny he ever did in stand up sucks dick, because he doesnt agree with the same ridiculous horshit I believe politically. I like an orange guy just because he pisses people off that I dont like, not becaise he does anything good for me. Im so cool.
1 andrewjacksonjihadz 2017-10-20
Hey, this has been my genuine political opinion for years. I was Oompa Loompa 2012 before it was cool
1 buttstuffMctuff 2017-10-20
Pay attention folks, whoever wins the Chinks vs Kikes war determines wether we ruled over as "goyim" or "round eyes". Just remember, no matter who wins, Zuckerberg's kids are in charge.
1 NGJimmy 2017-10-20
Well said. We're finished.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-20
Lofun or something is their term for whites.
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-10-20
haha if you ever wanna see a chinaman's eyes get as wide as they can, next time you go to a chinee foo restaurant, grab the waitress by her toothpick wrist, drag her down to your level, and growl "and don't fucking give me the lofan rice" into her neck
1 all_copacetic 2017-10-20
This slope should just be grateful we're not napalming her village. When did celestials become so entitled?
1 TungstenShit 2017-10-20
He should have been blasting this from one of those negro sound machines when he said it.
1 Squeaky_Is_Evil 2017-10-20
David Cross is like if Patton Oswalt's shitty political views and tweets took human form and started doing stand up.
1 InHell1979 2017-10-20
Here's his apology: https://twitter.com/davidcrosss/with_replies, https://twitter.com/davidcrosss/with_replies.
Charlyne Yi is a cunt, obviously, but Cross is no method actor. I have personal stories from friends of him being an asshole to fans by default when he meets them, which I chalk up as some sort of 'spergery type of thing.
I gotta say though; his apology had just as much to do with him telling people that were flooding his instagram and twitter to fuck off, just as much as he was apologizing. And at least he was explaining that it was a character he was doing, much like Jimmy does with Chip in social situations: Aspergers or just general social awkwardness.
1 buurp 2017-10-20
Why the fuck would she bring it up when noone is paying attention to it, bringing it up now seems like the perfect time for her to bring it up with an outcome that will benefit her (probably just gonna get some cash from it)
1 InHell1979 2017-10-20
You're right, although they don't see it as getting attention though. And ((they)) have convinced them it isn't either.
1 thelittlewizardboy 2017-10-20
Say "bring(ing) it up" again.
On second thought, just kill yourself.
1 myblackdog86 2017-10-20
Fuck you.
1 crookedmile 2017-10-20
Fuck off.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-20
No one has friends. That's why we're here.
1 Blackmonkfish 2017-10-20
Both Artie & Stanhope said he was a cunt to them when they first met him
1 JSoupL 2017-10-20
artie i think called him a fag at one point
1 bornrevolution 2017-10-20
i'd probably be a cunt to artie too tbh, that jersey tough guy attitude is just so fucking hatable.
1 That70smoke 2017-10-20
You really shouldn't type "what is a matter" in your explosive tweet about a white man accusing you of not knowing proper English.
1 SensibleKeks 2017-10-20
Honestly, you can't put enough parentheses around David Cross's name.
1 StuntPeckah 2017-10-20
David Crosss: the extra "s" stands for saucy
1 Eternalforms 2017-10-20
what are these echoes i see around his name?
1 ButtButtlington 2017-10-20
I don't know about the racism but I've seen cross out on the "comedy scene" enough to know that slob has no right to make fun of someone's clothes for being ratty.
1 porsalin 2017-10-20
Stinks. Buddy. It's time for you to come home. Come on now, this is crazy. We all miss you very much.
1 NGJimmy 2017-10-20
Well said. We're finished.
1 enzo_trash 2017-10-20
funny how that works
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-10-20
Lofun or something is their term for whites.
1 Toughcrowdd 2017-10-20
Exactly how that works
1 Taureg01 2017-10-20
If he adopted the Seinfeld approach and just refused to apologise no one would care. I can't even believe a so-called "comedian" put that on twitter expecting a response.