I didn't know those fuks existed. I've never shoplifted (except 1-block cheese, 1-pack ham, 1 corned beef each week). I might wind 'em up with fake advice.
That guy isn't bright. Took pictures of other boxes with their serial numbers showing, which identifies which store and approximately which shift is was. Based on the bruhhhh comment, we're observing one dumb fucking negro.
It's nuts that a community devoted to stealing, something that has been illegal since the dawn of time can openly exist but subs that say mean things get shut down all the time.
Nobody has figured it out yet. I say just grab it and run. Should be pretty easy so you can just slide it in your schedule in between threatning your babymama and spending time with your kid or whatever
Its pretty funny how many of us goofy faggots have taken pictures of these while in wal mart just because a child is dead and its funny because his dad forced the deadbeat brother of an obsolete radio host onto the peoples court.
They should put a warning sign on these products: "Do not steal this product and do not kill your kid. If you do, don't run away from him as he is dying in agony."
23 comments
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-10-20
Child skull fragments
1 Plasticpin87 2017-10-20
Ooof Jesus
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-10-20
Marone
1 Czakl 2017-10-20
Welcome to the sub, replacement token black guy.
1 cthulhu_110 2017-10-20
The real question is do you have a mulatto son to run over.
1 comic631 2017-10-20
Gotta find the ones without the spider wrap on them, like these lovely gents:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Shoplifting/comments/6wkg5c/bruhhhh_no_spider_wrap/
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-20
I didn't know those fuks existed. I've never shoplifted (except 1-block cheese, 1-pack ham, 1 corned beef each week). I might wind 'em up with fake advice.
1 --DC-- 2017-10-20
That guy isn't bright. Took pictures of other boxes with their serial numbers showing, which identifies which store and approximately which shift is was. Based on the bruhhhh comment, we're observing one dumb fucking negro.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-20
fair enuff :)
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-10-20
It's a woman with kids. Utter gutter trash.
1 Rigger_Nich 2017-10-20
What a den of petty thieves
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-20
It's nuts that a community devoted to stealing, something that has been illegal since the dawn of time can openly exist but subs that say mean things get shut down all the time.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-10-20
As I've said before; Powerful Neodynium magnets. But be careful, they can render seatbelts inoperative.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-20
Wire snips. Go grab some from the shitty hardware isle and have yourself a wonderful day.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-10-20
Note you’ll need a boat to reach Hardware Isle.
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-10-20
A man who can't spell is man with too much shit to do.
1 throwawawyy2 2017-10-20
Nobody has figured it out yet. I say just grab it and run. Should be pretty easy so you can just slide it in your schedule in between threatning your babymama and spending time with your kid or whatever
1 I_Booped_Your_Nose 2017-10-20
Honest answer is magnets. They use a magnet to release the lock. Same with the plastic boxes that hold blu rays and plan b.
1 piggyboi 2017-10-20
"Plan B" isn't spelled "P R e P."
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-10-20
I don’t think there are many niggers in this sub, so no sir, I don’t think you’re in the right place.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-10-20
Its pretty funny how many of us goofy faggots have taken pictures of these while in wal mart just because a child is dead and its funny because his dad forced the deadbeat brother of an obsolete radio host onto the peoples court.
1 deathbirdstories 2017-10-20
I work at Walmart. I'll give you the magnet if you steal me some BluRays.
1 semihat 2017-10-20
They should put a warning sign on these products: "Do not steal this product and do not kill your kid. If you do, don't run away from him as he is dying in agony."