Joe Matarese after opening his email today

58  2017-10-20 by porsalin

8 comments

that's definitely a face that attracts hate at a molecular level.

The black women's fingers were a nice touch.

If only someone cared enough to fix him!

Two fish oils and he’s feeling niiiice

Fish oil feels waay better when you snort it maaan

You guys are nothing but haters. Have any of you even heard the bit about him breaking his Celexa pills in half so he has more? Fawkin hilarious!

u/porsalin, when is Scorch gonna be on 100% Italian? It'll be the best guest appearance since the Harlem Globetrotters were on Scooby Doo.

Im tellin' ya I'm fahken mehdacated! Gabagool!