Carl "The Most Interesting Man In The World" Ruiz

5  2017-10-20 by tunisianknifer

10 comments

1  PatBattle1 2017-10-20

carl rules. they need to do a cribs style youtube vid with his t-shirt and hat collection.

1  PepperTheCentaur 2017-10-20

I thought that was Chris Stanley for a second.

1  Pogo_Thee_Clown 2017-10-20

He uses fat cigars to stretch his jaw muscles so he can fit a bigger cock in his mouth

1  revt1 2017-10-20

ME: ....the Hughes boys are packin - TRUST ME!

1  DrSamNeill 2017-10-20

I don’t always laugh, but when I do... never mind, i always laugh

1  Suibu 2017-10-20

I don’t always do raqio, but when I do it’s opieraqio

1  dmix 2017-10-20

This man is keeping Opie's ego still intact. He replies to all of his tweets, defends him against all the 'fans', and eggs on his shitty attempts at jokes.

My theory/hope is he's trying to get put on Opie's will then he'll murder him in his sleep. No one can be that patient to enjoy being friends with that man.

1  The-Liberace-Flu 2017-10-20

As George Kingfish Stevens says "To be important you have look and sound important"

1  mikejmarvin 2017-10-20

Hanzi?

1  JockEwing 2017-10-20

Whoever here said he looks like a heeb porn director nailed it.