Dave Smith is on a Libertarian Cruise...

20  2017-10-20 by Anti-Locust

...according to Luis Gomez. I don't know much, but I do know that a Libertarian Cruise sounds fucking retarded.

24 comments

1  beavvv 2017-10-20

Checks out

1  Anti-Locust 2017-10-20

Holy shit! Imagine being stuck at see with those people!

1  Anti-Locust 2017-10-20

Holy shit! Imagine being stuck at sea with those people!

1  beavvv 2017-10-20

Looks like fun to me, Libertarians really know how to party

1  cbanks420lol 2017-10-20

Jesus Christ.

1  TARE_ME 2017-10-20

If I were spending money on a Libertarian vacation I'd go to Oregon and hang out with the Bundy family at some abandon wildlife refuge and have a stand off with federal agents.

1  Guinness525 2017-10-20

You don't think Bob Murphy looks fun to hang out with?

1  Toss__Pot 2017-10-20

Dave needs hang with those people once a year, to get a break from being the ugliest person in the room.

1  doch15 2017-10-20

Dave a fairly good looking especially compared to Luis and big jay. Let's at least be honest when we rip Dave Smith

1  TheMasterOfThUnivers 2017-10-20

He looks like skinny fat, watery jizz with a cheap haircut. How ugly are you to foster such delusions about his attractiveness?

1  robocopsboner 2017-10-20

"Be honest with yourself: you know this will be an unforgettable experience and a ton of fun. Won't you join us?"

What a sales pitch. No wonder they hate capitalism.

1  Mod_Impersonator 2017-10-20

Libertarians hate capitalism?

1  Killgore 2017-10-20

Libertarians worship capitalism.

1  CommanderCock 2017-10-20

Holy fuck that sounds awful.

1  doodoopeepees 2017-10-20

Imagine if they hit an ice berg and there was no national guard to save them.

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1  CumiasTheBeesKnees 2017-10-20

Upvote for you sir...

1  Mod_Impersonator 2017-10-20

Surely the market would save them.

1  laurens_tits 2017-10-20

holy shit, I thought he was Joking. I thought he was doing a bit like, "sonovabitch hastodohisactonaboat!

1  SomeCakeForDaChippah 2017-10-20

This cruise must be a hoot

1  CormacMcFarty 2017-10-20

Anthony might be right wing, but even he thinks libertarians are a bunch of idiots.

I mean, the roads will just magically maintain themselves right guys?

1  cabaretcabaret 2017-10-20

If they sunk would they refuse assistance from the US coast guard? Hopefully several entrepreneurs are competing for rescue business in the area.

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-20

They have no minimum wage so Dave has to do it for free

1  ErvisMatravy 2017-10-20

Even Opie is more funny and intelligent than Dave Smith

1  Toss__Pot 2017-10-20

I wonder if Dave will cheat on Lauren with a frumpy book-broad, free market competition after all...

1  pleasure2kill 2017-10-20

I've been on a cruise before, but remember hating how nobody would ever want to just sit by the pool and talk to me about the evils of taxation or how both Democrats and Republicans are actually equally bad. Are you saying they've finally fixed this problem?

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-10-20

When you're such a BORE that your political ideology bleeds into your only leisure activity.
Still waiting on the financial banker cruise