I hate her guts but I'd still love to HANDLER these big, fat tits.

82  2017-10-19 by Opprobriousness

46 comments

1  HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-10-19

Those nipples still have 50 Cent's lean coated breath on them.

1  KangolVos 2017-10-19

That's ok.

1  sexylarrytate 2017-10-19

I wanna pinch em like Frank Booth on nitrous oxide.

1  _snoop_ 2017-10-19

You spelled punch wrong

1  sexylarrytate 2017-10-19

Frank pinched em. I membuh

1  _snoop_ 2017-10-19

Sorry I was just projecting my own desire to kick this kike cunt in the kitties

1  sexylarrytate 2017-10-19

You must be a fan of Dr. Lompe

1  robocopsboner 2017-10-19

"Handler big tits" would have worked fine

1  insertclevereference 2017-10-19

It was right there, how does he blow it? Opie level failure.

1  eastriverdriveII 2017-10-19

I think she's kinda hot and she does make me laugh when she is sarcastic but she's getting old. I bet her face has some miles on it.

1  Opprobriousness 2017-10-19

I like a broad that looks like she's been chewed up by life.

1  eastriverdriveII 2017-10-19

me too. I'd love to be with that dame. I would love nothing more than fucking her, whitney cummings and sarah silverman at once.

1  SomeLeakage 2017-10-19

GOD DAM, your peckah would prolly smell like motza balls and shiznit.

1  eastriverdriveII 2017-10-19

you're making me hungry

1  sexylarrytate 2017-10-19

No, I would like to be with her and Rebel Wilson. That would be hot.

1  thordagen 2017-10-19

replace silverman with Sarah Colonna and i'm in.

1  WillSmithinIRobot 2017-10-19

I would love nothing more than fucking her, whitney cummings and sarah silverman at once.

That's easier than you think, just become a network executive.

1  sexylarrytate 2017-10-19

Same here.

1  holodog 2017-10-19

Makes you feel like maybe you got a shot, right?

1  Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-19

yes chad

1  Zenaesthetic 2017-10-19

She honestly doesn't look great for 42. I'd still fuck her and her big fat tits, but she looks 50.

1  Czakl 2017-10-19

She's looked like tranny Chuck Norris since she was 17.

1  TheDarkFezRises 2017-10-19

She's like the female Weinstein, why is this hag trying to force her old lady tits on people?

1  cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-10-19

because her tits look twenty five years younger than her, faggot

1  sexylarrytate 2017-10-19

Proper name for ya, homo.

1  dakkar1 2017-10-19

fuck that cunt

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-10-19

That's the idea

1  crookedmile 2017-10-19

Now you're on the trolley.

1  SteakSauce66 2017-10-19

Correct.

1  LeonDudley 2017-10-19

The first time I saw Chelsea Handler I thought she was pretty damn hot for a woman pushing 50...until I found out she was in her early 30s. Now, a decade (and god knows how much plastic surgery) later, her face just looks odd. Still, decent tits.

1  RamonFrunkis 2017-10-19

HOLY SHIT SHE'S ONLY 42?! My ex made me watch Chelsea Lately a decade ago until I threw in some vintage O&A heckling. I would have sworn she was early/mid-40's then. Okay, I'm severely less impressed with her tits now.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-10-19

Those tits are full of Vodka.

1  badmotherfucker1969 2017-10-19

I'm in then

1  InHell1979 2017-10-19

The tits don't really hit huge problems until like 47-ish. They're still great at 42, although she probably smokes and drinks a lot.

1  DryTeeth 2017-10-19

Yea, she's a despicable excuse for a comedic anything...but fantastic big ol jew tits. Perfect nipple to breast meat ratio....

Unlike that awful Opie Hughes, sick fuck. He couldn't cover his nipples with a pair of garbage-can lids.

1  Opprobriousness 2017-10-19

Yeah, I don't get the big nipple thing with a lot of guys. Give me a nickel or a dime any day, or in the case of some decent knockers like these, a quarter.

1  SoUthinkUcanReddit 2017-10-19

Thanks. Now I have to explain to my wife why I busted out laughing. Awkward.

1  DylanPHX 2017-10-19

Opster "Huge Tits" McGee still has bigger tits.

1  SirWallaceII 2017-10-19

Love her tits.

1  majestik6 2017-10-19

As a connossieur of tits, I'd say these are one in a thousand. If they turn out to be fake, I'll be bummed, but until then, these are a rare find.

1  AnthonyCumio 2017-10-19

SHE SPENT GOOD MONEY ON THAT BOOB LIFT, FAM.

1  Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-10-19

Nigga looks like a rhesus monkey

1  Tanwhiteman 2017-10-19

Fuck those are great tits

1  DegenerateLoony 2017-10-19

God i'd love to pee all over her like in that other video she did swimmin around getting golden showered up oh yea....somebody do some Photoshop on this pic please.

1  SnakeFaceMcGavin 2017-10-19

Opie in the background with tit envy

1  onemancrimespree 2017-10-19

She was hot for like a week at her youngest, then overnight she turned into Mickey Rourke. However, I want to tenderly suckle on, and then violently slap her fat boobs.

1  cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-10-19

because her tits look twenty five years younger than her, faggot

1  sexylarrytate 2017-10-19

Proper name for ya, homo.

1  insertclevereference 2017-10-19

It was right there, how does he blow it? Opie level failure.