Could you imagine what this cupcake would be like if he were a B-lister. He's an insufferable diva being a mildly successful professional creep, if he were a household he'd have an entourage escorting him about instead of the oafish low-rent rat cop.
The worst example of this is kind of behavior is when Jim needed the NYPD to do "SOMETHING" but refused to elaborate on what that something was, so we had 40 minutes of radio wherein teenage girl Jim was whining about the police not waiting in him hand and foot, and when someone finally called him out on it and he cranked the shrill crying up to 11. To this day I think it's the most enraging thing he's ever done.
I love how baby boy prances around like he is Jimmy Burr C.K., a real voice on the scene: Man-about-town, but he is only known because of the autistic dunder heads on this site, 500 lbs truckers, people who have peckers where cooters should be, people who make doodie on glass tables and child pornography aficionados. and I am sure there is some cross over there
What'ya mean? He's such a good sniper when he piggy backs on a joke that got a laugh by throwing in canceraidsfaggotcocksuckermotherfucker or a pun that is supposed to be stupid.
Literally every comedian is a soccer mom. East-coast and West-coast comedians alike are all prima donnas. They're obsessed with receiving high quality service. Half of The Bonfire is just Dan and Jay talking about how they were treated by people who work the door at various comedy clubs.
I had the same problem at the 7/11. They won't let me get the size I want anymore either. Those know-nothing employees said they'd call the cops if I kept coming in and using my 10 gallon bucket for refills.
41 comments
4 FuckShitFart 2017-10-19
he's not a celebrity on any level and does nothing but alienate his existing fanbase with his boring faggotry. They should have revoked his membership
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-19
That or an ISIS style execution. Either would have been warranted.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-19
Oh I doubt a fitness club would go that far.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-10-19
Well, you know, should vs would
3 sexylarrytate 2017-10-19
I wish the lady would grind up a mouse in his drink...and tell him the next day.
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-19
or put alcohol in it
1 heavyocoro 2017-10-19
Okay now that's cruel
1 RickArnold2003 2017-10-19
Compelling radio...
1 Bams_seed 2017-10-19
He allows himself a little bit of ginger & lemon. What a treat.
1 SwollenPeckas 2017-10-19
I made it to 40 seconds. Holy garbage, is that fucking bad.
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-10-19
Could you imagine what this cupcake would be like if he were a B-lister. He's an insufferable diva being a mildly successful professional creep, if he were a household he'd have an entourage escorting him about instead of the oafish low-rent rat cop.
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-19
lol but hes already a shit head wherever he goes, airlines, apple, container store, steak house etc. are all his victims
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-10-19
exactly, imagine the Diana Ross levels of venom he'd bestow upon his "inferiors" if he had Gervais fame.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-19
Imagine if Anthony had Harvey Weinstein power.
1 Joe_Cumia 2017-10-19
Let's just be glad there was no chance for either by working with Gregg Hughes
1 TARE_ME 2017-10-19
He's be like the Long Island Ghengis Khan. Every baby born between there and the Borgata for the next 100 years would be at least 15% Moroccan DNA.
1 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2017-10-19
He having a size issue with a cup
1 McGowan9 2017-10-19
He likes his fillet steak cooked well done. For this alone he should get the guillotine.
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-10-19
Are you suggesting he didn't need a bodyguard for the past 10 years, sir?
1 WhippingHuskies 2017-10-19
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!
1 late_50s_why 2017-10-19
lol so now they will have to stock that one size cup just for this fag
1 DicksOutForGiambi 2017-10-19
No they still stock the cup for smoothies, it just no longer fits within the revamped juice program.
1 peopleforgetthat 2017-10-19
Why didn’t he just buy two small ones?
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-10-19
The worst example of this is kind of behavior is when Jim needed the NYPD to do "SOMETHING" but refused to elaborate on what that something was, so we had 40 minutes of radio wherein teenage girl Jim was whining about the police not waiting in him hand and foot, and when someone finally called him out on it and he cranked the shrill crying up to 11. To this day I think it's the most enraging thing he's ever done.
1 davit82013 2017-10-19
The caller summed it up perfectly and James yelled "Shut up girl". Stinging comeback.
1 J1701 2017-10-19
And there's always a variation of "I/you ate [insert any sort of food item]? that'll give you crazy shits".
1 saessea 2017-10-19
Aww, sweetie!
1 SirWallaceII 2017-10-19
I love how baby boy prances around like he is Jimmy Burr C.K., a real voice on the scene: Man-about-town, but he is only known because of the autistic dunder heads on this site, 500 lbs truckers, people who have peckers where cooters should be, people who make doodie on glass tables and child pornography aficionados. and I am sure there is some cross over there
1 davit82013 2017-10-19
What'ya mean? He's such a good sniper when he piggy backs on a joke that got a laugh by throwing in canceraidsfaggotcocksuckermotherfucker or a pun that is supposed to be stupid.
1 GhostOfJJ 2017-10-19
Isn't that the plot of a Peep Show episode?
1 bill_burrs_butthole 2017-10-19
These scuuummmbaggsss
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-10-19
That picture is awesome.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-10-19
This is about as bad as Opie going on about management
1 KingDonaldTrump 2017-10-19
Even Opie was impressed with Jim's level of narcissism here.
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2017-10-19
When did intense distaste for Norton start? I thought everyone loved him last week
I don't like it :'(
1 frrunkis 2017-10-19
Literally every comedian is a soccer mom. East-coast and West-coast comedians alike are all prima donnas. They're obsessed with receiving high quality service. Half of The Bonfire is just Dan and Jay talking about how they were treated by people who work the door at various comedy clubs.
1 Sthenine 2017-10-19
you leave Consumer Advocate jimmy alone...
1 onemancrimespree 2017-10-19
I RESPECTFULLY request that you REINSTATE the Medium sized juice, immediately.
1 AlexanderGrape 2017-10-19
I had the same problem at the 7/11. They won't let me get the size I want anymore either. Those know-nothing employees said they'd call the cops if I kept coming in and using my 10 gallon bucket for refills.
1 metric_units 2017-10-19
10 gal (US) ≈ 38 L
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1 catshitinmyurethra 2017-10-19
What a gay